House Rules and A Deal
Roxy: yea right there rigby. Oh yes, he goes in deeper
Rigby: alright roxy stop rushing me. This take time
Roxy: no it doesn't
Rigby: whatever just shut up. And enjoys it, he whines
Roxy: whatever. You big baby, he look down at me
Rigby: if I'm such a baby. Then why am I still on top, he smirk.
I roll my eyes at him but smile
Roxy: yea yea yea. You're on top
Rigby: that's right, he come from on top of me and lay on side of me
Roxy: I need to get a shower I stink
Rigby: ok I'm going to go play video games with mordecai
Roxy: ok I'll join you guys later.
Rigby: k, he gets up leave my room. Once I take a quick shower and ran down stairs to watch the guys.
Benson: hey you guys can you sign this, he throw the stack of papers to me
Roxy: house rules. We signed this already
Benson: I put in new rules, he walks away
Rigby: let's see what in this. #1. No trash on the table
Mordecai: what that full of bull
Roxy: come on guy. It would be nice if you guys pick up your trash
Rigby: fine, they but it on the floor
Roxy: #2. No trash on the floor
Rigby: what know that's too extreme?
Roxy: oh my god. Rigby listen to this #122. No having sex or kissing
Rigby: WHAT!. Ok he going too far
Roxy: yea and his going much father #325. No video games
Mordecai and Rigby: NNNNOOOOOOO, they ran upstairs. While I went throw the rules which I that is really ridicules. I mean this lead these rules to mordecai rigby and me. Five minutes of reading these rules mordecai and rigby came down with their bags
Roxy: what are you guys doing?
Rigby: where moving out.
Roxy: what where?
Mordecai: where going to camp out in the yard see yea, they both started to leave
Roxy: wait let me go with you
Rigby: no your staying her were its safe
Roxy: come on rigby please, he thinks for awhile then he sigh
Rigby: fine but you don't have a sleeping bag, I get up and grab his fur to pull him close to my face
Roxy: that ok I can snuggle up to you. That should keep me warm, I give him a sexy look
Rigby: oookkk, he blush while mordecai laughs
2 Hours Later
Roxy: this is the worst night every
Rigby: NO RULES
?: did someone say no rules
Mordecai: uh yea why, he look around
?: I know of a place that have no rules
Rigby: really
?: ssshhhhuuuuusssshhh, we follow him to a box of trash
Roxy: what this is it, the man fall in the trash
Mordecai: this is crazy
Rigby: well I sleep in trash at home so it's not really different for me, rigby jump in
Mordecai: why not, he jump in
Roxy: this is still crazy but I'll go anyways, I jump in. it look like a tunnel. I feel on a chair which was uncomfortable
Roxy: ouch, I look at rigby and mordecai and they was playing video games with that weird guys.
Mordecai, Rigby, and Weird Guy: yea double combo, I look around and they had rock paper scissors, punchies, prank calls, and they have a place called lovers point where they have a beautiful cleave. With a car and a bed with flower petals around it and a curtain over the bed which I'm guessing no one will see them having sex but they show the shadow
Roxy: wow it's so awesome here
Weird Guy: sure is dude
Rigby: well if you excuse me and my lover need to get to some business, he put his arms around me and we walk to lovers point
Roxy: it's so pretty here, we look at the beautiful view
Rigby: yea but. We going to have to lay off the view, he picked me up and carried me on the bed. He closed the curtains. Then he pinned me down and started to kiss my neck
Roxy: oh rigby, he undress me and he thrush his self for some reason I didn't feel any pain all I felt was pleasure. I rap my legs around him so he can go in deeper which made him moan
Rigby: roxy aren't you hurting
Roxy: no not really
Rigby: oh you must got use to it, he thrust harder
Roxy: oh rigby your such a great lover
Rigby: you are to baby, I moan then the next thing I notice I was looking up at some scary faced guy
Roxy: AHHHHH, I use the sheets to cover up my body
Rigby: what!?, I point up at the face and he look up.
We ran out with me trying to get dress while running and him trying to cover his boner. When we was all set we see the guy and mordecai
Roxy: dude what the heck
Weird Guy: what
Rigby: dude some dick watches me bang roxy
Weird Guy: well there's no rules saying that says they can watch
Roxy: I guess his right I mean no rules right
Rigby: I guess. Hey can I get the next game
Weird Guy: no need. Then a three player games was on
Mordecai and Rigby: wow 3 karate dudes.
Mordecai: dude we can do anything here
Weird Guy: you guy don't get it you can do whatever you want, he floated up
All: wow, we floated up
Rigby: dude in benson's face
Mordecai: yea
Mordecai and Rigby: No Rules No Rules No Rules
Weird Guy: ha ha yea. Hey what over there, he pointed to the something
We all turn around and then I felt someone grab my butt.
Roxy: AHHH
Mordecai: hey, we turn around
Rigby: dude he just took your wallet
Roxy: and he just grope me, rigby looked shocked then glared at the guy
Rigby: what!, rigby look like he wanted to kill someone
Mordecai: what the heck dude
Weird Guy: what there no rules saying I shouldn't touch a women s butt and take people stuff
Future Mordecai: his right dude, there was a old mordecai and a old roxy who didn't look to old but with the gray hair and a little fat
Future Roxy: wow I look so young back then
Mordecai: me to, he touched mordecai hair
Future Roxy: yea your going to miss that. And your also going to miss him, she point at rigby
Roxy: what, she sighs, takes my hand and pull me away somewhere not that far from the guys. Then we come up abode a crave which says " rigby raccoon always loved by the two who cared about him most. RIP"
Roxy: h. he died. But how
Future Roxy: well it all started right at this year
Flashback
Future Roxy: after a year you guy been here. You three became fat and bored. You two always fought about rather you should go or stay
Roxy: rigby there noting more to do and we need the money
Rigby: no we don't it rocks here, he keep playing video games which he still suck at
Roxy: rigby stop playing that stupid game you suck at it anyways, I rolled my eyes at him
Rigby: STOP TALKING!
Roxy: DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME!, I glared at him and he glared right back. Mordecai ran in to break us up or at least tried to instead of him being buff he was fat
Mordecai: come on you two. Stop acting like you hate each other, you know you still love each other
Roxy: if he loved me he would stop those guys from trying to rape me
Rigby: mordecai stops them right, he rolls his eyes like it was no big deal
Roxy: then how the hell is that love. I mean you where never good in bed
Rigby: then why where you moaning all day yesterday, he narrowed his eyes
Roxy: I faked my orgasm rigby, he get off the cough
Rigby: OOOHHH I HATE YOU!
Roxy: I HATE YOU TWO!
rigby runs away to the cliff where we make love in the beds. He look out at the view and then he look really sad
Rigby: do I really hate her, he started to think about the times they had before they came to this dimension.
?: hey get off my cliff, rigby turn around to see some scary looking guy
Rigby: this not you cliff dude
?: yes it is you piece of dog shit
Rigby: who the fuck you think you talking to, the guy pull out a gun on him and he looked shocked
Mordecai: come on you need to be calm you really don't hate him. Do you, I look down sadly
Roxy: no but his been a jerk lately
Mordecai: do you still love him, I look up at mordecai
Roxy: yes
Rigby: AAAAHHHH
Mordecai and Roxy: RIGBY!, we ran where we heard his screams and when we got there rigby was on the ground bleeding with a shot whom on his chest
Roxy: oh my god rigby, I ran to him and try to stop the bleeding
Mordecai: hold on let me go get some help, he ran to get someone.
Rigby: I don't think I'm going to make it
Roxy: rigby don't say that, I cried as I tried to stop the bleeding. Rigby grab my hand and take it from his whom
Rigby: roxy look I didn't mean it when I said I hated you. I still love you, I smile at him
Roxy: I love you two, rigby eyes started to close
Rigby: remember no matter what... I will always love you, he closed his eyes and he stopped breathing
Roxy: rigby. No please don't leave me rigby I need you. Please
Rigby: …..., he didn't move
Roxy:... NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!
Flashback End
Future Roxy: even know he said he loved me. I still had a hole in my heart, she wiped her tear
Roxy: oh my god
Future Roxy: don't stay here you guys have to get out soon as possible.
Roxy: ok, I ran back to the guys and everything was gone. Mordecai and rigby was shining a laser pointer
Weird Guy: ok ok i'll tell you you float up and get that tag that says exit.
Roxy: ok, I started to float up first and pulled the tag that said exit then I came from out the trash and I can see the outside its still dark
the guys came out with the book of rules and we all signed it. We walk into benson office and slam the book on his desk
Roxy: there, he look through it
Benson: wait there 2 missing
Rigby: which one
Benson: its rule 122 and 325
Mordecai: how do you know?
Benson: because someone ripped it out, he yelled
Roxy: look benson I'll give you a deal and you just mark those two out then well do are jobs once without slacking off and if you we do then you can put it back, he thinks about for a second
Benson: ok
Roxy: really
Benson: yep now get out; we walk out off his office
Mordecai: nice deal. But you do know where going to slack of anyways
Roxy: yeps. But look on the good side you guys have your video games and me and rigby have are kisses and sex
Rigby: speaking off that we haven't got to that, he picked me up and cared me to the room with me giggling