AN: The babies have been sick, so I've doing my best with updates! I hope to have more today!
Chapter 59
Teeny Tiny Dictator took over the bridal shower. I should be happy with this fact. I wasn't in the smallest bit.
She was trying to make me do actual work.
How did she not know that this was not how I operated?
"Bella! I need you on balloon duty!" She tossed a bag of balloons in my lap. Dictator was insane.
I held up a pink one and waved it at her. "What should I do? Fill it up with water and pelt Trailer Trash Barbie with it?"
Dictator did her scary glare. Well it wasn't necessarily scary. Odd, really. "Take those lips and blow it!"
Blow. That reminded me of my kid. My kid and his snake. His snake which was in my...
"Bella? Are you okay?" She put her hand on my head. "You look pale."
"I'll do streamers." I could just toss those pink and white wastes of money over chairs randomly. It would be easy and I wouldn't have to think of my mouth on certain Baseball Boy's appendages. I started gagging at the memory.
"Angela is doing streamers. Don't they look lovely?"
She created swirly paper designs all over the Forks Elks Lodge.
Damn Boobs and her extremely creative skills with crepe paper.
"Get busy on the balloons, Swan."
I wrinkled my nose.
"There's my favorite look!" My kid bounded up and bent down to kiss it. "What's wrong?"
"Balloons." I looked up at him instead of that distracting thing in his pants. "Why are you here?"
"Alice wanted me to help set up."
I started trying to blow up a balloon and started huffing. I think I hate balloons. It was doing anything.
My eyes went to my kid's face as I blew. His face was bright red and his eyes were on my lips. The hose in his pants was filling in right in front of me.
"Hold on a sec!" He ran towards the bathrooms.
One step forward, two steps back.
I grabbed a stapler and started to attach deflated balloons to the wall. It might have been in the shape of a heart or a cow. It was debatable.
Alice yelled, "What are you doing?"
"Decorating."