"God, I hate after Christmas events. My friend gets all super cheery, he loves to cling to a lot me, and he wants to kiss me out of nowhere but I don't mind it that much. I think that this is the time that I make a drastic change of my actions towards Takao."- Midorima Shintarou
Chapter 11: Yes, I Kissed Takao Out of Nowhere
Takao ran towards Midorima at full speed and he breathed in deep. He couldn't take this anymore. "Shin-chan!" he yelled and tackled him in a teddy bear hug.
The green head's books fell and Midorima grew sick of it. Did this always had to happen to him? "Takao! Let go of me right now! I'm not in the mood. I just want to go home and rest."
The raven head released and pouted seductively. "Why Shin-chan? If you know that we are almost starting to be a couple, we might as well spend lots of time together. Not seeing you for a day makes me wanna kiss you!" He jumped and caught Midorima off-guard. Their lips met for a minute until Takao pulled back. "See, that wasn't so hard! Did you like it?"
Midorima blushed and headed for the door. "No comment. Let's go."
'Yes! He didn't like it. He loved it,' Takao thought and raced towards his friend to catch up with him.
"What?! Kuroko's missing?!" Kagami exclaimed. This was bad. Even if Kuroko didn't commit the past crimes, he could still do anything bad in a world like this.
Kiyoshi shook his head and laughed. "No he's not. Look behind you, he right there."
The red head turned his head and stared into the once empty cell, which was now replaced with… Kuroko Tetsuya?
"The fuck?! No way, I could have sworn that he was gone! He wasn't there when I looked!" Kagami shouted in English.
Seirin understood what he said, but they were confused about their ace assuming that Kuroko was gone a few seconds ago. "Let's go guys. It's getting late," Coach said, and everyone followed after her except Kagami. She didn't mind at all.
When they left, Kuroko (in sleeping mode) began to laugh quietly. "You are right, Kagami Taiga. I wasn't here when you looked. I was… let's say, somewhere else."
Kagami gasped at Kuroko's sudden voice change. The boy's eyes opened slowly and scarily, they weren't blue.
They were red… and gold.
"T-Takao! What are you wearing? You are not a female," Midorima complained.
He had invited the raven head over for a surprise after Christmas sleepover, but the green head could not believe what the latter was wearing.
A slightly frilly black miniskirt, black leggings, and an orange vest over a white T-shirt. To Midorima's sake, he was wearing normal sneakers, but still…
Midorima pushed up his glasses and went to the kitchen. Takao wrapped his arms around him, making it sort of difficult to walk. "Takao, let go. I'm doing something."
"No. I want to be with you, and it starts here. I want to hug you forever, my human teddy bear! You do not know how much I love you, Shin-chan. Would you mind getting rid of your virginity tonight?"
The tape fingered man dropped both of his in-progress cups of tea and turned around. He grasped Takao by the shoulders and glared at him. "Takao, are you okay today? You seem to be acting strange. First you wear clothing of the opposite gender, and now you want to… to have sexual intercourse?' Straighten up please!"
Takao blushed and bit his nails. "I-I'm sorry. I was getting into the mood of my usual behavior. Before I broke up with my girlfriend two years ago, I had an extremely high libido. I never got her pregnant though, and that was a relief. Sorry if I made you have second thoughts about me." He was really sorry. He didn't want to lose his Shin-chan from something that caused him an early loss of someone else.
The latter sighed. "It's okay. Want tea?"
Takao nodded.
"Then make it your goddamn self! You're the one who made me spill the first batch! Get to work!"
"I don't know how to make tea, Shin-chan!" Takao admitted. This was quite embarrassing actually, then he smirked. "I'm just kidding. Do you really think a sexy as hell basketball player like me wouldn't know how to make tea? You would have to be a complete idiot to think that I was serious." He pushed Midorima out of the way and got straight to work.
Midorima silently and secretly smiled at the way the raven head swiftly moved, his skirt going up and showing underwear that prostitutes might wear on a date.
Once tea was ready, they sat at the table and drank up, watching late night movies, eating popcorn and ice cream, and sharing a strawberry milkshake with two straws.
At twelve o'clock, Takao grew sleepy, so Midorima dragged him to the master bedroom and locked the door behind him. He placed the boy on the bed first then himself, covering their bodies with a green comforter.
"S-Shin-chan… I had fun tonight. Let's do this again on New Year's. It'll be a blast," the latter mumbled, licking his lips seductively.
"Yes, you are indeed correct. Next time we'll do this someplace more fun. Okay?"
Takao had already fallen asleep before he finished what he was saying. His face was extremely adorable and Midorima could not hold it in anymore.
He closed his eyes and pressed his lips against Takao's soft ones. This sweet moment lasted for more than a minute, for Midorima did not want to let go.
All the past kisses he received from his best friend were unfair since they were not always done by him. He wanted to return the favor, and it excited him greatly.
Takao opened his eyes slowly and through the fuzziness, witnessed something against his lips: Midorima's lips. His heart beat sped up as he came back to life and pulled away. "Dude! Can we "do it"? Please? It looks like you're warming up for it big time by kissing me longer than I usually do. Also, you are blushing."
Midorima unconsciously nodded and rolled over on his back. Takao laid on top of him and giggled. "Shin-chan… thank you. Thank you for being brave."
He took off his shirt, skirt, and panty and leaned in for a heated kiss. The best way to start off first time sex, Takao thought.
"Yes, it is not Tetsuya you are talking to. It is I, Akashi Seijuuro, bitch of all absoluteness."
Kagami backed up and covered his face. This couldn't be. Kuroko was being framed by Akashi? Just how, exactly? Kuroko was inside the other red head's body spirituality, but his physical body resided. Akashi had taken over at this moment, and it was not a wonderful sight to behold.
Kagami picked up his bag and ran away, not caring to look behind him.
Akashi grinned and laughed internally, transforming back into Kuroko who had no clue what happened.
'Oh my little lambs, run away while thy can. Remember that thou shepherd will come chasing after you. Seek shelter while thy can, but shall the rains of Hell pour upon your evil souls. I did it once. And I'll do it again. I'm Akashi Seijuuro, bitch of all absoluteness, bitch.'
We finally figured it out! Who framed Kuro-chin creepily! That's it for this week for both stories! RnR! :()