AN: Hee hee. 69. *snickering*
Chapter 69
Fonzie was no where to be seen, but his hog was just sitting in the parking lot with the sunlight hitting the chrome. It was like a beacon to beat Fonzie's ass.
"Where do you think he is?" I asked Boobs.
"He said he was going to enroll. Ben thought he had a chance with you if he was in school." She sniffed. I imagined my baseball bat hitting Fonzie's head. "I should have waited. I'm only sixteen."
What the what.
James Taylor had that weird look in his eyes when he gazed at Boobs, that Baseball Boy gets when he looks at me. That was disconcerting. "You, Angela, are an innocent flower who should never had been plucked."
If that naked James Taylor started singing Something In The Way She Moves, I would vomit. There was a more pressing matter. Boobs was only sixteen.
"How are you only sixteen and a senior?" I questioned.
She gave an embarrassed look. "I have an pretty high IQ. Most of my classes are actually college courses."
Oh.
That's when I looked at the chrome beast and got mad. Very mad. Boobs was just a kid. She wasn't ready. She was...oh...my...ugh...friend. I was internally rolling my eyes at this admittance.
Fonzie was going to pay with his most prized possession.
With the guttural cry of a Viking, I ran to the bike and started bashing it with my all my might.
My clan of woman warriors, including Boobs, followed my lead and we were destroying Fonzie's beloved hunk of metal. It was an amazing feeling.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Fonzie screamed.
"Retribution," I sneered. "You're next."
"Retribution!" My posse yelled.
The naked baseball team clapped.
It could have been the best day of my life, but this happened.
"Why are you all naked?" Chief Charlie asked, as he ran from his cruiser. "Isabella Marie Swan, what the hell are you doing?"
Oh shit.
I made my eyes wide and did a painful smile. I hate smiling. "Helping Fonzie fix his bike, Daddy."
"Bullshit," my father answered. "We are all taking a ride downtown."
Double shit.
Oh wait... there's Cheetos and peanut butter crackers in the vending machine at the station. Score. I was really hungry.