Avengers Musical Lifestyle - Sexy, Naughty, Tony
Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or this song
(Lyrics in just Italics)
"You're so hot babe." Tony slurred into Loki's ear in what he thought was a 'sexy tone' but what was really just drunken talk.
"Yes, I know. You've been telling me that for the last half an hour. Haven't you reached your limit love?" Loki placed a hand on Tony's thigh and stroked it gently.
"Who, me?" Tony scoffed and batted his hand at Loki. "Please, I've only had... how many again? I forgot."
The god rolled his eyes slowly and sighed then glanced up at the clock. "I think it's time for bed." He tried to stand up but yelped when Tony pulled him back down again.
"No! The night is still young baby, and I'm still in a mood for siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingiiiiiii iing!"
Loki raised an eyebrow as Tony sung out the elongated syllables of his last word in a tuneless tune then placed a hand on his lover's cheek. "No love. Bed."
Tony raised an eyebrow and lowered his face so that it was inches away from Loki's. "And I thought you didn't was to sleep with me because I was ineve... inever... inebree?" He glanced away frowning as he tried to pronounce the right word but when he couldn't, he slapped his own thigh in annoyance. "Fuck that word! 'Drunk'."
Loki smirked at the quotation signs Tony made with his hand as he spoke then chuckled. "I know, I meant to sleep. I'm not having sex with you when you're inebriated." He started to get up and walked away to their bedroom but stopped when he heard Tony singing without a music background.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy."
Loki quirked an eyebrow as he turned on the spot to see Tony sitting cross-legged on the sofa with his body turned to face him. He smirked and gave the god a very seductive look.
"Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty."
Loki sighed and rubbed his eyes before smiling and taking a seat in the armchair. 'Guess I can stick around for just one more song...' He thought as Tony stood and stood up slowly.
"When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy. Can't change the way I am,"
He looked straight at Loki and winked. "Sexy, naughty, bitchy me."
"Jarvis? I think we need a little bit of background music here, and a video recording would be lovely too." Loki said with an even bigger smirk as Tony twirled on the spot for no reason.
"Already done sir." Jarvis said as the backing track came through his speakers.
"I'm the kind of guy that guys don't like. I'm the kind that girls fantasize. I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like."
He raised an eyebrow at Loki who shrugged and licked his lips slightly.
"I may seem unapproachable, but that's only to the boys who don't have the right approach or ride that makes a guy like me wanna hop in and roll." Tony lifted his hands and ran them down his chest while keeping his gaze locked onto Loki's, watching intently as the gods piercing eyes followed his hands as they reached his crotch and rubbed slightly.
"People think it's intimidating when a guy is cool with his sexuality." Tony started to walk over to where Loki sat and wondered how Tony was able to walk so seductively when he was drunk. "I'm a 180 to the stereotype girl like staying home and being innocent."
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy." He tugged at his trousers and turned slightly to stick his ass out toward Loki.
"Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty." He patted his ass while sticking it out with made Loki groan involuntarily.
"When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy." He turned around again and leaned down so he was inches from Loki.
"Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me." He placed a small, chaste kiss on Loki's lips.
"My mouth never takes a holiday. I always shock with the things I say." He moved so that he was straddling Loki's hips and licked, yes, licked his cheek.
"I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late."
Loki rolled his eyes and thought that with one two changes, that this song would be sort of perfect for the genius. That is if he didn't keep switching between singing the gender of the song from the original female artist or his own male version.
"and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy."
Loki's eyebrow rose. As far as he was aware, he was the only man that Tony Stark had ever been with, and he had known that his boyfriend was a bit of a rebel; exactly why he sought him out in the first place.
"People think it's intimidating when a guy is cool with his sexuality, I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent." Tony, whose neck had been craned back to momentarily expose his neck, brought his head forward to lock eyes with Loki again.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy. Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty." Tony stood up and hooked a finger in the hem of his jogging bottoms.
"When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy." He started to pull then down really slowly, exposing his semi erect cock to the hungry eyes of the god, who licked his lips and suppressed the urge to lean forward to engulf it, reminding himself that Tony was still drunk and he was not.
"Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me." He completely pulled them off then flung them over the back of the sofa before straddling Loki again, his cock rubbing against Loki's naked thighs as he moved into position and made the god moan loudly at the feeling.
"Sexy sexy sexy." Tony ran a finger from Loki's collar bone to the two buttons that were done up on his shirt.
"Naughty naughty naughty." He undid the buttons and leaned forward to place a small kiss on Loki's nipple.
"Bitchy bitchy bitchy... Me" He smirked as Loki groaned and threw his head back.
"Sexy sexy sexy." Tony took the hardened nub between his teeth as he sung, squeezing it gently and making Loki moan louder.
"Naughty naughty naughty." Tony slid his shirt off Loki's shoulders, leaving him sitting there in just a pair of boxers that had a bulge in the front.
"Bitchy bitchy bitchy..." He slipped a hand down the boxers but pulled his hand out quickly, making the elastic ping against Loki's skin. "Me."
"People think it's intimidating when a guy is cool with his sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent." He kissed Loki's chest at the same time as using a hand to rub against his clothed dick.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy. Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty." He slipped his hand down Loki's pants again and wrapped his fingers around his, unfortunate, semi-erect cock.
"When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy. Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me." Loki bit down on his lips and involuntarily thrust up into Tony's hand.
"I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly." Loki sung breathlessly, making Tony scowl as he stole the words from him."Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money."
"I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty." Tony interjected again, leaning up to Loki's earlobe and biting it which made the god groan.
"Can't change the way I am sexy, naughty, bitchy me." Loki sighed and pulled Tony's hand away from him. Tony pouted then leaned down to Loki's chest again as he started to plant kisses over it. Loki smirked and lay his head against the back of the chair while Tony kissed and nipped at his skin playfully, in between singing,
"I pick, my skirts, to be, sexy. Just like, my thoughts, a bit, naughty." Tony stood up and walked over so he was standing next to the sofa while holding up his arm and bending his knees slightly in a... 'sexy' pose.
"When I'm, out with, my girls, ...bitchy can't change, I am, sexy naughty bitchy me!"
And with that, Tony fell sideways onto the sofa passed out, leaving Loki sitting in the chair and rolling his eyes. He sighed then got up and went over to Tony and picked him up bridal style before carrying him into their room, this time intended for him to stay sleeping it off instead of demanding more songs this night.
This chapter was supposed to be written last weekend, blame all the bloody exams, assessments and mocks I've had :/ Thanks for reading, please review! :D Also, please check out my new fic Cryptic Hush. It's a high school AU for FrostIron XD And this song is called 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' Not sure who it's by but if you search for it, it'll be obvious ;D