Avengers Musical Lifestyle – Loki's the Villain

Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or the song in this chapter
(Song lyrics in italics)

The next morning, Loki awoke long before Tony. He was sitting on the sofa in a pair of leather trousers and a loose green shirt, casually flipping through the pages of a magazine and listening to music on his StarkPod when Tony finally stumbled out of their room wearing nothing but a pair of green boxers. He clutched his head and groaned as he made his way over to the arm chair.

Loki raised an eyebrow as he glanced over the top of the magazine and smirked when he saw that he was suffering from what looked to be a bad hangover.

"Fancy a drink love?" He asked in a loud voice. Tony winced then glared at Loki slightly.

"Keep it down will you please? And no, I don't."

Both of Loki's eyebrows rose as he folded the magazine in half then placed it on the coffee table before turning back to face Tony.

"Oh I'm sorry. How much did you consume last night? No, in fact a better question would be, do you actually remember anything from last night?"

Tony paused and frowned before lightly shaking his head. "Apart from that song, nothing."

"Which song?"

"Uhh, the Kesha one... I thought we only did one...?"

Loki chucked then smirked. "Nope."

Tony groaned then leant back and rubbed his forehead. "I hope you didn't film it."

"...maybe?"

Tony groaned again. "Jarvis? Make sure that footage does not get out, and put it in mine and Loki's video file, I'll watch it later..."

Loki pursed his lips in thought for a moment as an idea came into his head. It was perfect for a little mischief and could serve as a lesson to Tony for drinking so much.

"Jarvis?" Loki asked whilst finding the right song on his StarkPod. "Could you play the backing track to this please? Nice and loud for our dear Anthony here." He cocked his head at Tony and smirked wider as the genius narrowed his eyes.

"Yes sir, playing it now."

Tony groaned as he heard the loud guitar intro and hid his face in his hands to try and drown out the sound, but Loki was having none of that. While the intro played, he got up and walked over to Tony, placing a hand on his shoulder before running it across his back to the other as he sung the first line.

"All day, all night, I've been thinking why feeling wrong feels so right."

Tony clenched his teeth as Loki moved his head down so it was next to Tony's ear.

"And I know, yeah I've tried, to turn myself around but I know what I like."

Loki stepped away and started to walk around the chair.

"I ain't nice, no I'm quite a dick. I'm the bad guy who's makin' you sick."

He reached the front of the chair and gently rubbed Tony's knees which made him glare up at the smirking god.

"It's easy for me, I've got no shame."

He sung the next line extremely loud for Tony's 'benefit'. "I'M IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND FAME!"

Tony groaned and clutched his throbbing head again, lifting his head fully to see that Loki had taken a small step back.

"Everybody wants to be like me, the villain is the one that you came to see." he pointed at his chest and raised a hand like a grand gesture to himself.

"Sick of all the good guys savin' the day." He raised an eyebrow at Tony who continued to glare. "'cause the villain always wins when the hero's away." Loki winked then turned and started to walk away during the short music interval.

"There's days when I wanna give in, but it's hard to be a saint when you're full of sin."

Tony sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose in another attempt to ease his throbbing headache. Loki turned back around and placed his arm around Tony's shoulders, pulling him closer and using his hand to gesture as he sung.

"Why would I ever think of goin' back, when it feels so fuckin' good to be bad?!"

Tony glared at Loki again. "Everybody wants to be like me, the villain is the one that you came to see."

Tony raised his eyebrow and was about to open his mouth to say something but stopped when Loki placed his finger over the open hole to shush him.

"Sick of all the good guys savin' the day, cause the villain always wins when the hero's away."

He kept his finger trained to his lips as he leaned in closer to his face.

"I know that secretly, everybody's rootin' for me."

Tony took Loki's finger in his mouth and sucked gently, running his tongue lightly over the digit which made Loki hum in delight during the music interval. Loki took away his finger and gave Tony a quick kiss on the side of his mouth.

"Everybody wants to be like me, the villain is the one that you came to see." Loki sung as he stepped away from Tony slightly and smirked to himself. By this point, Tony had just started to ignore his headache and just enjoyed Loki's little show as much as he could.

"Sick of all the good guys savin' the day, because the villain is here to stay." Loki stomped his foot as if to prove his point and lifted his hand too, pointing to the floor at the same time.

"Everybody wants to be like me, the villain is the one that you came to see."

He walked up to Tony and pulled him up so he was standing. "Sick of all the good guys savin' the day."

Placing his hand on Tony's cheek, he used one finger to gently stroke his goatee. "'Cause the villain always wins when the hero's away."

"And I'm here to stay." Tony smirked as Loki bit his bottom lip seductively.

"I'm the villain." Loki sung as he trailed a finger seductively down Tony's bare chest.

"And the villain always wins when the hero's away."

And then Loki was tackled to the floor, chuckling as Tony attacked his face and neck with kisses.

Dark: So sorry this hasn't been updated in a while, I've had Cryptic Hush to concentrate on, RP's with Doctor Maz, Bacon Lube to convert and more pressingly my exams to concentrate on as well as a number of issues happening at home. I will try to update this one quicker but unlike my other fics there are not pre written chapters stored so these are purely written when I can remember. Will try to update this again soon, and I think the next chapter isn't FrostIron. That's your clue ;) So, until the next chapter!

Ps – The song was 'Villain' by Theory Of A Deadman, a song shown to me by Doctor Maz herself a while back. Thank you for that m'dear :) x