This was inspired by the photos that appear when you type 'Brason' in images.
Dear Jason,
Baby, did it hurt when I fell from Olympus?
Love, Brick
...
Dear Brick,
Someone threw you.
Jason
...
Dear Jason,
I knew that...
Love, Brick
...
Dear Jason,
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Love, Brick
...
Dear Brick,
What. The. Hades?
Jason
...
Dearest Jason,
I love you so much
Even though I hit your face
Please forgive me
Lots of Love, Brick
...
To the brick,
The last line was only four syllables. And STOP SENDING ME LETTERS!
Jason
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Dear Jason,
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.
Love, Brick
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Brick,
I live in California. Stop sending me cheesy pick-up lines. And also-
Erre es Korakas!
((Annabeth taught me that one))
Jason
...
Dear my Beloved Jason,
Look to your right.
Love, Brick.
...
Jason looked to his right, and a brick flew through the air, hitting him in the face. He crumpled to the floor.
Later, Piper came along and saw Jason on the floor. After yelling for help, Frank helped her carry him to his bed.
Jason woke up, and saw a piece of paper on his desk. He picked it up. It read-
Dear Jason,
I came in like a wrecking ball!
I never hit a face so hard before!
All I wanted was to smash your skull,
But I only knocked you out,
Yeah, I only knocked you out...
Love, Brick
"GODS DAMN IT!"
~~The End~~