Chapter 83 (EPOV)

Bella was the most beautiful girl in the world. She was more exquisite than any elven princess in The Lord of the Rings. My angel was more amazing than Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons. More bootylicious than Beyonce. Don't tell her I said that.

I held her in my arms and swayed to the Beethoven piece I paid Jacob to play. He was resistant at first, but the one hundred dollar bill I gave him was very convincing.

Actually, I swayed. I was forcibly moving her. Her eyes were wide. She whispered, "We're dancing."

"Yes. Isn't it nice?" I smiled at her wrinkled up nose. She taunts me with that tiny thing. I nibbled it.

"Hey there, bud. I was just stating an annoying fact. This isn't time to play eat Bella's nose." She was stiff as a bored in my arms. I rubbed her back.

Bella made me feel like a man. I whispered, "I was thinking about eating something else upstairs in the room I got us."

"What?" Bella made us stop swaying. "You planning to order up a sandwich? A bag of chips?"

"You." Her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her head.

"Kid, you better not be messing with me." She smiled, her tiny smile. "I like your tongue."

"What?" I squeaked. My tuxedo pants felt awfully tight.

She whispered in my ear, "Don't mess with the master."

"Oh!" She never let's me win. I'm okay with that.

"I have to pee," she stated. "Can you make sure Tanya doesn't follow me in? I think she likes the idea of sexually harassing me in there."

I really didn't like Tanya Denali.

"Of course..." I began to say. I was cut off by the hyper Lauren Malloy. She was always happy. I think she gave my Bella a headache.

"Hey, everybody! It's time to crown king and queen!"

Bella was rubbing her head. I was right. Lauren did that to almost everyone.
I was excited though. It was time for me to shine! I would be king over them all and Bella, my queen. She already had on the queenly dress and the plastic, gold crown would be perfect final touch.

"This is it, my love!" I was so excited and grabbed her hand. I was bouncing with anticipation for the first royal dance between me and my queen.

"Please no." Bella was completely putting on an act. She couldn't wait either. She was bouncing up and down, too!

Lauren said into the microphone, "Let's give a big hand to our king, Edward Cullen!"

Yes! I started to drag Bella to the stage as our people clapped for us.

"Your queen...Tanya Denali!"

Bella let go of my hand and started hysterically laughing. The pain of losing had made her lose her precious mind.

She clutched her stomach. "Thank god, I have to pee so bad. That will keep Tanya busy. Thanks, kid. Love you for this.

Bella ran towards the bathroom.

I stood before Tanya as they placed the gaudy crowns on our heads. They were tarnished now.

Tanya took my hands and swayed with me to Bruno Mars. Her face look disgusted. Mine was the same. "I hate you, Cullen."

"Same here, Denali."

"She will be mine," Tanya hissed.

"I'll keep that in mind when I'm making sweet love to my beloved tonight."

I smiled. She stomped on my foot.

Stupid prom.

AN: You all can guess what's up next. Ha.