Chapter 8
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"Now that they made up..."
"What?"
"Now that they made up... does that mean I can continue pranking them?"
"Sirius, haven't you wrecked their honeymoon enough already?"
"But... are we just going to lounge in this cabin and watch them do their things until the end of their honeymoon?"
"I suppose that is the solution,"
"But I don't want to..."
"Fine, I guess I can allow you to continue pranking,"
"Yeah! So what next?"
"I said that YOU can continue pranking them, WITHOUT my help,"
"What? How could you betray me, you hurt me, Moony,"
And that Moony only rolled his eyes and continues reading.
"Wormtail, where's the disguise kit?"
Peter heaved the heavy trunk from the corner to Sirius and he opened it, chuckling lightly,
"Now, they will regret hiring a maid!"
*Villa*
Lily and James didn't say anything when they woke up, they simply looked at each other and smiled. They seem to know exactly what each other was thinking, and together they made breakfast for two and teased each other about red hair and glasses. Suddenly, just as they were starting to get too close together for public, the front door opened and a dark hair girl wearing a maid uniform barged in like she owned this place. The maid smirked at the couple and said in a high, clear voice
"Hello, I am asked to clean here?"
"Huh?" James said, getting up and untangling himself from Lily,
"Oh yeah," Lily said, climbing up with James, "I hired a maid to clean during our stay here,"
"Oh," James said, and turned to the dark haired maid "Feel free to...clean,"
"Okay," the maid chirped and started walking up the stairs with a sweep and a dustpan.
Sirius smirked again, they are so dumb, he twirled his dark long hair, it's not the first time he pretended to be a girl with polyjuice potion, and being a boy himself, he has some eveil plans. He started sweeping the floor while whistling, knowing how much Lily hates it. He looked at his work, the wall of the bedroom was still plastered with Lily's night clothes, and upon entering the bedroom, he saw it and suddenly transformed into an innocent girl, he shrieked.
James and Lily turned as they hear the shriek, and Lily's face slowly turned red as she remembered what was on the wall, James climbed up the stairs two at a time while Lily went out to the beach, not wanting to explain why there are so many night clothes on the wall.
James walked up the stairs, forming a explanation in his head of why there are night clothes plastered on the wall, but it seems like he doesn't need to,
"OMG, where did you get those wall papers?"
"What..."
"I love them! I especially love how they are all different!"
"..."
"Ohhh, can I please- cut out a section to wear?"
"...sure, why not?"
Sirius smiled inwardly, he can be quite an actor when he wants, or in the case, actress. He produced a small knife, and after muttering a spell with his hands in his pocket griping his wand, he mocked cutting a piece off while tearing it down. Then he turned to James,
"Would you look away for a bit?" He said innocently, "I want to see if this fits,"
James blushed scarlet and turned his back, Sirius used magic to change into the...piece of cloth since he can never figure out how to wear it, he only knows how to take it off, but not in one piece.
"How do I look?"
James turned around and instantly regretted it, he looked at the long hair which made her look more innocent in her maid uniform, now, it made her look like a devil, cascading down her back and covering her more revealing parts.
"Uhh..." James sputtered, "You look great?"
Sirius the maid smiled charmingly and started twirling around, which made his long hair fly up and flutter around, threatening to reveal the see through part. James gulped audibly, and Sirius was thoroughly enjoying his expression. Sure, the outfit was not comfortable and it's a bit chilly, but James' expression was priceless! And guess what, Lily returned at that moment and caught James red handed, staring at the maid who started sweeping the floor again in Lily's clothes.
James turned and saw the seething Lily, but he quickly shooed he and Lily out and pressed her into a passionate embrace,
"Please, let's not fight again," James said and whispered his apology into Lily's neck, and right now, pressed against the door of the bedroom and with her loved out whispering in her neck, she couldn't say no. James proceeded to carry Lily into the bathroom to continue what was left undone on the bedroom door, but not after leaving a wad of cash in the living room for the "maid".