AN: Two more. Three, if you're sweet. I joke. Three if I get my butt in gear.

Also...The Attraction Equation wants to say hi. Also, you can still vote at The Lemonade Stand. If you want. No pressure. I like all the stories on the poll, so you have some great options.

Chapter 98

"Daughter, I don't know what to say." Chief Charlie was pulling on his mustache.

We were sitting at our table at the Fork's Lodge with my kid, Dictator, their parents, Phil and unfortunately Renee. She was trying to flirt with Dr. C. I was trying not to laugh.

"That you're going to buy your spawn a beer, to get her ready for the college underage night life?" I suggested.

"Nope," he said and took a sip of his own beer. Dad was a tease. "I was talking about your speech at graduation."

"That you want to buy your spawn a beer for giving the most memorable speech in Fork's High history?"

"No beer, Bells." He patted my hand. "That speech was something else."

"The principal still has smoke coming out of his ears, Bella," my kid added to the conversation. "Couldn't you have a least added a good luck in there?"

"Do you even know me, kid?" I looked at my dad, throwing my hands in the air. "That's why no matter how much he asks, I refuse to go off and marry him. He has no clue who I really am."

"You're a smart cookie, daughter." Dad gave me a wink.

"I take after you, Father," I added.

My kid looked upset. I stroked his leg. He's so sensitive. "I joke, kid. You know me. You definitely know what I like."

I squeezed his dick. His eyes bugged out of his head. Fun times.

My kid squeaked, "He wasn't going to let you graduate!"

"My dad carries a gun for a living," I stated, giving him another squeeze. He got this smile on his handsome face, that meant happy times for me later. "I wasn't concerned."

"I have some influence in this town and I know a lot of people's business that they don't want to be spread around, son." He grinned at my kid. "Keep that in mind if Bella ever gets upset, son. Don't consider it a threat, but an important suggestion."

Charles Swan is one kick ass, mother fu...

"Esme!" I heard Dr. C whisper with a smile. "Save the footsie for later!"
"What?" Esme looked confused.

I saw my mother smiling at my kid's dad.

Hells no.

"Mother, stop trying to seduce Dr. Cullen with your toes. First of all, yuck. Second of all, are you on crack?" It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Phil looked embarrassed. Poor, old Phil.

Dr. C looked appalled. It was his own fault.

I said to him, "I told you not to be nice to her! Give her an inch and she'll take a mile. The woman has no boundaries. I suggest not going to the bathroom by yourself."

Dr. C looked nauseous.

Hee.

"Oops!" My mother giggled and winked. She took another swig or her vodka and...well...I guess it was just vodka.

Phil suddenly looked determined. He stood up and pulled Renee up with him. "We'll be leaving. I apologize for my wife. It was nice to meet all of you. Bella, dear, lovely graduation ceremony. You have an amazing future ahead of you. Renee, say goodbye."

"I want to lick you all over, Phillip," my drunk mother cooed.

Gross.

My dad made a gagging noise. I agreed with his assessment.

Teeny Tiny Dictator cried out, "Seriously? I could be with Jasper and I have to witness this craziness?"

Yes, because Baseball Boy and I like to share our discomfort with others.

"Honey, you can see Jasper after dinner." Esme smiled at her glowering daughter. She added, "You're curfew is still midnight."

"No!" Dictator started stabbing her chicken with a knife.

I think she was imagining her mother's face. I know that feeling. Funny. Dictator and I had something in common.

"I need to go pee," I stated to the table.

I headed to the bathroom. A hand grasped my arm, my kid pushed me against a wall. "Hi."

I whispered back, "Hi."

"You know what you said about my dad not going to the bathroom by himself?" He asked.

"Uh huh." This was fun.

"You should take your own advice." He kissed me hard and let his hand wander over me in the hallway next to the bathroom doors.

Panting, I pulled away. "Wow. I'm glad I didn't take my own advice. I wonder if they have a quiet coat room in this joint?"

My kid chuckled and kissed me again. He grabbed my ass.

"I know you are heading out tomorrow, but could you possibly try to pretend to be innocent children!" Chief Charlie exclaimed. "Damn, horny kids!"

Damn, horny kids indeed.