Hello, and here is another chapter! There was some one (who will go un-named) that got onto me about the rape parts, said I should of put a warning. What did he/she think the "offensive" thing I talked about ment? Ah, my fault, I guess I need to be more blunt. So here's a warning. THERE WILL BE A MAN STICKING HIS MAN PART INTO ANOTHER MAN'S A-HOLE! TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE WEAK TO THIS, PLEASE AVERT THINE EYES AND GO READ A DIFFERENT STORY. THIS IS YOUR WARNING FOR THIS CHAPTER! Think that was good enough? Anyway, I got to thinking, if the person was scarred by what I wrote, he/she never needs to go into the rated "M's". Not being mean, not wanting to single anyone out, just an observation. One that makes me laugh, actually.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Silent Hill, or Dr. Seuss.

Chapter 7

Team seven was walking while listening to Tazuna's tale of why he had lied to them about the "C" rank actually being an "A" rank. The story took a while, but after they had heard it, Kakashi had asked them if they had wanted to continue on. Of course they had said yes. They continued walking, when Naruto felt another presence, and grinned his favorite, sinister grin.

" Naruto, some one else has shown up to help you grow, but I'm worried he may be a little rough for you to handle on your own. Why not invite our friend in hiding?"

Without the others noticing him, Naruto pulled himself and the person watching them into the other realm. The person was none other than Zabuza, Demon of the Mist. In this part of the realm it was raining heavily, and the trees became twisted and fleshy, just like the time Naruto had pulled Kakashi into the realm. Naruto, still grinning, looked Zabuza square in the eye.

Zabuza: Kid, did you do this?

Naruto: Why do you sit there like that? I know it is wet. And the sun is not sunny.

Zabuza gave the kid a strange look.

Naruto: But we can have lots of good fun...

Naruto was suddenly right in front of him with his sword sheathed in Zabuza's belly.

Naruto: That is f***ing funny!

Zabuza grit his teeth in pain while swiping at the Naruto with his fist. Naruto vanished before he could touch him. Zabuza leaned over, and even though he couldn't see him, he could still hear Naruto.

Naruto: I know some good tricks.

Zabuza: Show yourself!

Naruto: A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. My sensei will not mind at all if I do!

Zabuza found himself surrounded by Faceless Faces, and he cleaved them all in have with a swing from his great sword. However, they did not die, and instead began to crawl towards him. Zabuza jumped out of the fray, and when he landed, they had disappeared.

Zabuza: Genjutsu.

Naruto: My tricks are not bad.

Zabuza put his hands together and tried to release the genjutsu, to find that he could not.

Naruto: Why, I know a game that you shall surely win!

Zabuza was suddenly at the very top of a extremely high, and extremely small spire.

Naruto: A game that I call up-up-up with the rogue nin!

Zabuza had a hard time keeping his balance on such a small piece of land.

Zabuza: Put me down this instant!

Naruto: Have no fear! I will not let you fall! If you died so soon, that'd be no fun at all!

Then Zabuza went even higher up.

Naruto: Look at you! Look at you now! You're up so high, you can see every town!

Zabuza: Stop this, now!

Zabuza went even higher.

Naruto: Look at you, look at you, look at you now! It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how!Up so high, there is no escape! Can't run now, it's way too late!

Zabuza was barely staying on the top, even with his chakra helping him stick to it.

Naruto: You know I'm super insane! If you wish to come down, play a new game!

Zabuza: F-fine! I'll play a new game, just get me down!

Everything around Zabuza changed as he was suddenly in a very dark, morbid room. He quickly found that he was chained to a bed, wound completely healed, naked, and looking at the end of said bed, found two people. One was Naruto, the other, Red Pyramid with a very large arousal.

Naruto: This game we're about to play, involves not one, but two. He'll rape the both of us, starting off with you.

Red Pyramid ripped off his garment as his hulking form crawled over the top of Zabuza.

With the rest of Team Seven

Kakashi was wondering where on earth Naruto had gone (he has no idea), when a letter suddenly appeared in thin air and fell to the ground. Kakashi walked over to it and picked it up, reading what was on it.

" Dear Kakashi sensei,

I'm dealing with Zabuza right now, and have trapped him with me in mind hell. Don't wait up

for me. It's gonna be loooong time before we're finished. I'll catch up later!

With love: Naruto"

Kakashi just shook his head and told the others to keep on walking, and that Naruto would join them later on. It wasn't until the night of the next day did Naruto return.

With Zabuza at his Hide-out

The false hunter nin, Haku, was pacing around in worry. He had not heard or seen Zabuza since he had disappeared while following the group from Konaha. Suddenly, a battered, groaning Zabuza appeared on the bed. Haku ran to him, and kneeled beside the bed.

Haku: Zabuza, are you alright?! What happened?!

Zabuza let out another groan as he slowly turned his head towards Haku.

Zabuza: ... If I wind up pregnant, don't be surprised. I won't be. That's all I'm saying for now. I need sleep.

With that, Zabuza passed out, leaving a very confused Haku to try and figure out his words.

With Naruto

Kakashi was bombarding Naruto with all sorts of questions about what had happened. He would only give one answer.

Naruto: I think he likes him. I wouldn't be surprised if he went back and made him his pet. After all, old Red does like a screamer.

" I think I can have it arranged for him if he does. Making a mortal immortal isn't as hard as everyone thinks it is."

That being said, Naruto went upstairs and went to bed. In the dining area, Kakashi shivered, believing that he had caught on to Naruto's meaning (he did) and Sakura and Sasuke just sat there, confused as ever (Ah, such innocence.)

Inside Zabuza's Dream/Mind

Zabuza was naked again, this time chained to a wall. He looked up, to come face-to-face with Sin.

Sin: Be grateful, mortal. Not many see me and live.

Zabuza: Feh, and what do I owe such an honor?

Sin: The Red Pyramid doesn't ask for much, but he does ask for you.

Zabuza's heart sank as he suddenly felt like he was splashed with ice-cold water.

Sin: So, I'm gonna give him that. I'll make you immortal, and give you a high regeneration rate, in order for him to just go all-out without having to worry about hurting you.

Sin touched Zabuza's chest with the tip of his finger, and a black aura seeped into him. It was over in seconds, and Sin vanished after it was. Zabuza was left alone. Or so he thought. A crude-looking spear was suddenly jammed into the wall next to him, and Zabuza followed its trail to a muscled arm. An arm belonging to the Red Pyramid. Zabuza, wasn't scared of many things, he used to be scared of nothing at all. However him, he was scared of. Did it make sence that he was more scared now that he "couldn't" die?

With Mercy

Mercy sat on the chair with Alyssa in his lap. He was sitting there with his fingers running through her hair.

Alyssa: The Red Pyramid seems to have found a favorite.

Mercy: A favorite?

Alyssa: A mate, for lack of better words.

Mercy: The creations can breed?

Alyssa: No, especially not for Red Pyramid. He's picked another male.

Mercy: Ah.

Alyssa: I wonder if the others will want someone to spend time with too...

Mercy: Would you like me to go scouting? Maybe tell Naruto to keep an eye out?

Alyssa: No, Naruto has already caught on. As for you, I don't think they'll let you leave just yet. They just got you.

Mercy: Then shouldn't you let me go spend time with them?

Alyssa: Red Pyramid is busy.

Mercy: What about the others?

Alyssa: I don't want to share right now.

Mercy: , what do the others look for in their favorites?

Alyssa: The Butcher is sadistic. Very much so. He'll want someone who will love gore as much as he does.

Mercy: That may be a little hard to find.

Alyssa: Valtiel takes his work very seriously. He'll be more attracted to some one who has medical experiences.

Mercy: Then I'll have to stalk around hospitals? No, all the staff in there were very cruel to me, and I at least 'looked' human. None would be too kind to Valtiel. I'll have to find a person elsewhere.

Alyssa: The Bogeyman is quiet, calculating. A behemoth that can level a building with a single, powerful swing. He'll be drawn to those who stay calm even amongst chaos.

Mercy: It almost sounds like Iruka sensei. Haha.

Alyssa gave him a look.

Mercy: What? No! Not Iruka sensei! He was one of the few people who accepted me as a person!

Alyssa: Then wouldn't he be perfect?

Mercy: No, well, it has to be Iruka's decision! The Bogeyman can't force himself on him!

Alyssa: You're thinking of Red Pyramid. The Bogeyman is more the type to bide his time, and strike at the perfect moment. He doesn't rush into things.

Mercy: Right, forgive me.

Alyssa: You are forgiveness. Now, the Guardian Pyramid may be a bit more tricky. He takes his duty just as seriously as Valtiel, even if he gets those urges like Red Pyramid. He is less likely to rape some one than Red, but he will if the urge becomes too much. We'll need some one who takes things seriously, yet not so seriously at the same time.

Mercy: ... I think you just doomed Kakashi sensei with that description. Any chance you can keep him off of the poor man long enough for him to make a decision?

Alyssa: For a while, but he will not wait forever.

Mercy: I wouldn't expect him to.

A loud scream echoed through the room, though the source of the scream was very far away.

Mercy: ... Mercy on his soul, and his abused body.

Alyssa: He only makes him scream to show how much he likes him.

Mercy: The man won't understand. At least not until it's explained to him.

Alyssa: I'm guessing you'll be the one to do the explaining to him, then?

Mercy: I will, but obviously not now. I need no more scarring after what I went through.

Alyssa: So, shall I send word to Naruto?

Mercy: No need. He heard everything we just said.

With Naruto

He was grinning ear to ear, already working on a plan to try and make Kakashi disappear without Konaha worrying too much about it. He couldn't help but let out a chuckle. Life was definitely about to get interesting.

Chapter 7

End

There we go! Truthfully, I hadn't thought about doing any pairings what-so-ever in this story, but it was suggested to me by a friend, and so I thought about it. Eventually, I had ended up weaving the idea into my story, and this chapter is proof of it. I hope I didn't offend anyone with this chapter, and I'll put warnings at the beginning of each one of the chapters from now on. Again, sorry to all that I scarred, there should be a warning up on the summary soon.