WARNIMG: THIS AND ANY CHAPTER UP TO 13 WILL BE EDITED BY THE END OF THE SOMMER.
"My lord, that girl has that look you have when you're performing experiments or torturing prisoners." kabuto pointed out. I stood and walked over to ochimu and bent down and looked at him with a small smile, the evil still there. I'll have an experiment myself. Let's see how long before they figure out I know.
"Oh how I wish I could change you into my ninja crush I named you after. Your name is the nickname I made up for him. All because I miss spelled his name." I said picking him up and crate led him in my arms.
"Kabuto, what is the name she gave me earlier?" he asked.
"ochimu." kabuto replied. I went over to the box that had all my stuffed animals and plushis and opened it. I pulled out the Orochimaru plushy.
"Here he is! This is MY sexy man snake, my ochimu!" I said in a babyish tone. I could see him blush. He looked at me and the plushy like 5 times. I put the plushy back in the box and hugged the kitten in my arms. He didn't seem to know how to react. I put him down and began to up pack.
I turned on my laptop and play my music on my YouTube and sing along. I started with my ochimu play list and put it on shuffle. Bad romance by Mateo (Lady Gaga cover) it's a bit slower than the original song. As the Orochimaru themed video played on full screen. The ninja himself watched. Whereas his right pawed kitten kept an eye on me as I sang twirled around my room. At a certain point of the video I dashed over to the lap top.
YouTube[I would recommend up look it up on. Bad Romance-Orochimaru by: MrOrochimarulover4ev. The part is talking about is just a bit after 0:50. It lasts a second]
"most funniest face Orochimaru has ever made that I have seen so far in 3...2...1" I paused the video perfectly. It was from the episode where he's sitting in the mouth of a snake during Sasuke vs. Itachi and it that face he made when he realized what itachi stabbed him with. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
"Don't laugh at me!" Orochimaru cry pouncing, on my face. Which only made me laugh even harder?
"How can ha-ha a face hee hee as sexy as his ku ku ku have an expression as hilarious as that? I love it!" I said in-between giggles. I continued the video and sang with more emotion a danced as if I was dancing with him. At the end I sang, I picked up ochimu and hugged him, with his head under my chin. I sang the slow sweet ending.
"Ra a ra a. A romanc Ah aaa rooumaAnc" I sang sweetly the kissed the kitten on the top of the head.
"Kabuto remind me to dissect her brain next chance we get. I know this can't be normal for girls in this world." oro said as I put him down. As the next video started.
YouTube[(Kabuto Orochimaru Spoof bycrazyjen16 )he voice is cascades but altered to sound lower...I think. kabuto? kabuto: it's not me!]
When the singer sang the kits look at the screen in shock.
"Kabuto did you get drunk when I wasn't around?" asked Orochimaru.
"no." kabuto said hastily.
"Aw the magic of digital editing." I said skating to the next video. We listened to and watched as I UN paced, sang and dancer. we went through; Phantom of the Sound by Mina Dracula, Orochimaru - Sexy Eyes by RyuzakiLaura, Orochimaru's Lullaby (Lion King 2) by 88bakura, etc. the last video was Orochimaru/ Monster . I paused it and grabbed my electric guitar hooked it up to an amp and played the video played my guitar and sang.
YouTube
When the song was over, I fell backwards onto the mattress on the floor. I hadn't set up the frame. I was so tiered after dancing and unpacking. Orochimaru hopped onto the mattress and sat by my face. "So ... tired. Can't move... bed too comfy." I panted. Ochimu nudged my cheek with a paw.
"Come on. You're almost. Done" he said.
"You're probably saying to suck it up and keep going, but it hard when my desk and bed isn't set up." I ground. Orochimaru looked at kabuto and jerked his head, then hopped onto my belly next to my guitar. He extended his paw over the strings and plucked one. The sound from the amp blared. I jumped two feet. With is a lot considering I'm on my back.
"You little fucker! You are Orochimaru! He can be a complete ass too!" I yield. Grabbing him and throwing him into the pile of stuffed animals in the corner. Kabuto ran over to him.
"My lord is you alright?!"He yelled.
"I'm fine." Orochimaru said trying to get out. Kabuto glared at my and charged at me. He leaped at my face he didn't get three feet in the air. I caught him. I hog tied him with a rubber band. Just then my cell phone rang. I looked and saw it was slender man.
"Hello?" I say
"I'll be over soon with the next set of kittens. Have you changed the ones you have?" he said. I looked at ochimu and Mississippi. They fell asleep as I thought it.
"No. I want to see how long it takes them to figure out that I know." I explained.
"Oh ok I'll be about ten minutes." he said before hanging up. I untied kabuto and put him and ochimu in a nice fluffy cat bed I pulled out of a box of cat stuff. Sadly most of its fairly new. Just a couple months ago my cat hook tail got out and got hit by a car. She was my cat, my baby. I saved her from a wicked old lady that lived down the street from where my parents lived. The old hag was poisoning her and her siblings so the hag wouldn't have to bother with 'the little vermin'. So one night I brock in and brought home all the kittens. I used all my babysitting money to buy food, medicine and supplies for them. I brought home four, but only one survived. My little hook tail. I named her that for the way she held her tail. It was too late for my parents to get rid of her when they found her. The hag had dyed and hook tail wouldn't leave my side when I was home. My mom got hooks tail another cat to play with and named her squeak since this cat didn't know how to meow. Squeak is still at my parents' house. She was never my cat hook tail was the only cat for me.
I finished setting up the cat stuff, when I heard yells and rapped ponding on the front door. I ran to answer it. When I opened the door several things happened. First I realized it was raining more like a waterfall. second I saw Slen coming up the walk way holding a the shoe box Ochimu and Kabuto came in. third two soaking wet teen age looking boys burst in, grabbed me and ran with me up the stairs. The next thing I knew I was sitting in my closet, in the dark with two dripping wet young men that were changed together by the wrist.
"What the." a hand I couldn't see covered my mouth with the jingle of chains.
"Light, can you hear if he followed us?" seed the boy covering my mouth.
"I don't hear anything." the boy dubbed Light said. Just then my phone rang. I answer it. And pulled the hand away so I could speak.
"Hello?" I asked
"don't hang up but put the phone on the ground. Close your eyes and don't open them till I tell you can open them." I did what he asked. I heard yells and two POOFS! "You can open your eyes." I did and slender was in the walk in closet holding a shoe box and a crazy furred black kitten and a kitten with amber colored fur. Both sleeping peacefully.
"What..." yet again I was interrupted.
"These two are L and Light. They got sucked up when I passed their world. Would you like to hold on to them until I get things sorted out?" slender explained.
" Sure." I said a little taken aback.
Slen exited the closet and put L and light in the cat bed with oro and kabuto. He opened the box and revealed a blond kitten with a tuft of fur covering its left eye and a rusty red kitten. "You can tell who they are, can't you?" I nodded. "I have to go get the hole these two made when they got sucked up." slen said before leaving.
I shock myself out of my stunned stupor, and looked at my growing kitten collection. They looked so cute sleeping like that. My hart gave a pain full thump with the thought of my hook tail. Suddenly my stomach clenched and growled hungrily and LOUD (I hadn't eaten all day). All the kits woke up at the sound. L and light had a mine freak-out.
"Oh wow! I can't believe slen gave me four kittens this time!" I said cheer fully. "If I'm hungry you must be hungry" I said" I'll think of names the new kits when we're eating" I said picking up the cat bed. I carried it to the kitchen. The whole way light yelled asking what the hell happened, and wondering if I had anything to do with this. I just giggled. "You must be very hungry if you're putting up that much of a fuss."
I set the bed on the floor and went in to the pantry. I got out food items for different respites. I laid them out in separate piles according to resay.
"You choose what we're having for dinner since my sister isn't here." I said. The kits hopped out of the bed.
"What do all these make? UN" Deidara asked
"it doesn't matter what you choose. I can make them all to the point of eating the havens. Spaghetti, mac n' cheer casserole(just a style of homemade. Mack the mac, add skimmed milk, layer in plenty of cheese then back in oven for 30min.) Or pizza. (Yeah... all forms of Italian food. I would say roman, but the kind I make is half made for you. I've just found a way to get the most flavors out of it.) And while the food is cooking. I can make my 'come to the dark side cookies'(I'm not saying I always Bern my cookies never do. their just so good their evil.) or dark side cookies for short. Dark side cookies are chocolate chip. I'm a bit of a chocaholic." I said. L was the only one who was excited about the cookies. I did that on purpose. I've always wondered what L would think of my cookies. The kitten selected the mac n' cheese.
[If you want to know how to make it just ask]
An hour or so later both the cookies and Mac n cheese were done. I gave everyone a teacup dish full of Mac. L didn't give it a second look. He tried to get at the cookies.
"Oh no you don't little mister. You have to clean you plate first." I said using the tone I used with hook-tail, which sounds like someone talking to a small child. At the thought of her I fell grim for a moment. My eyes met with L's, and my mind flickered to a tea cup over flowing with sugar cubes. "Hay, I have the perfect name for you. Sugar cube." Light burst into laughter.
"That is perfect for you L." He chuckled.
"Yes, I would have to agree. It does seem to suite me, as a kitten of course." L commented.
"Ok Sugar, if you're the first to finish first, you can have the biggest cookies." I said. That convinced him to eat his food. As we ate I sang with the radio. I love singing so much, I'm addicted. It's a curse. Really! If I try not to sing, I always end up humming muttering the lyrics or start singing the chorus. Even when I'm in a sucky mood I still sing the sad slow songs. If there's ever a time I don't sing, there's something wrong.
Sugar was the first to finish, as I predicted. I found the digest cookie for him, and he nommed like no tomorrow. When everyone finished their dinner and cookie if they wanted one, I picked up the cat bed and head up stairs with the kits at my heels. I wanted to torture the new comers and oro and kabuto a bit more. I went to my lap top and went to the play list I made for just my favorite songs. I put it on shuffle and looked in the box of cat stuff. I found what I was looking for. I pulled out the kitty out fits, the many, many, many kitty out fits.
"It's been so long since I last had a kitty fasten show." I said. The kittens stared at me wide eye. "It's too bad that your all boys, I don't have many boy outfits, mostly because my last cat was a girl." Hearing that the kittens scattered and hide since I closed the door to get out of my room. I sat there and chose out what outfit I would put on whom. I didn't have many dresses as the kits must fear. After I separated the shirts and pants and skirts and the one or two dresses I had made. (Yes, I made the out fits. They almost look like I got them. I'm not as good as Kohaku.)
I began searching for the kits. It was easy to find four out of the six. I put them in an empty box too tall for them to jump out. Ochimu and Mississippi was hard because they were here when I was unpacking. So they know where all the hiding places are.
"Where are you? Ochimu! Mississippi! "I called out. I thought maybe my necklace can help me. I felt myself being pulled over to the stacks of manga in the corner. I went over and looked and found kabuto. He had squeezed himself between two stacks, somewhere you expect to look. "Found you!" The pull was coming from the pile of stuffed animals. I had looked there and found L. I looked again. Ochimu was there. He must have moved after I had looked there and when I wasn't looking.
"Ok now let see who's first?" I asked. "Maybe someone I haven't named." Half of them relaxed. I looked at all of them for an excuse to pic them. I noticed that oro, kabuto and L were whispering. The three agreed on something. Without the nameless kittens noticing, L went up behind Sasori and bit his tail. Sasori yowled in pain. "This little one is first." I pick up the box and dumped it out in to the cat bed. Grabbed Sasori and collected the cloths and went in to the bathroom. I put on every out fit and took a pic with my phone of each. I planned to make a slideshow. The whole time I tried to think of a name for Sasori. Something clever, something that could be a small hint that I know but could just by chance.
"I've got it!" I said after taking a pic of Sasori in a pirate costume. "Your name is poppet." I announced. The costume made me think of 'the pirates of the carabiner' the first one. One of my favored parts is when Elizabeth was being chased and hides in the cabinet, and the guy says 'ello poppet'. And that almost sounds like puppet.
I finished with poppet. I brought Sasori out and put him in the cat bed. I decided to dress up light next. I grabbed him and like Sasori put every outfit on him and took a pic. My mind wondered, what would be a good kitten name for light. I started thinking about Light's personality, but that got me nothing good. The synonyms his name 'light' there's blaze, flash, Fluores short for Fluorescent, but that's a bit girly. Maybe Viv for vivid, again kind of girly. Lum for luminous, well I guess that's pretty good. Oh wait that sounds like 'Lune' which makes me think of 'prince Lune' from 'the cat returns' and Lune sounds like Luna which means moon and light uses the character for 'moon' instead of 'light'.
"I have your new name little buddy! Your new name iiiiiiis Lune. Yes Lune. Named more or less after prince Lune from one of my all-time favorite anime move THE CAT REURNS! And Luna, I think it's the Latin for moon, but Luna sounds like a girl's name." I said. Light's ears perked up when I said moon. "Or Lune as in Loony, like crazy. Which I am." Light still looked like he suspected something. I think I should document my data. I finished with light and put him in the cat bed. I documented the events so far. When and how I got them, their name and their reaction, etc.
I graded Deidara and continued. Thinking as hard as I could for a name for Deidara, I came up only with Dei-chan. After all the out fits and came up with nothing else, I gave in. "Okay bud, I can't think of anything better then Dei-chan. But don't worry I'll help you to become worthy to be named after the nickname I call Deidara." I said. Deidara look somewhat insulted by this 'reassurance'. ~document~ after I went throw the rest of the kittens, I hooked up my phone to my laptop, did some editing and presto. One embracing torture slideshow video. I played it on full view. And whacked the humiliation.
me: I am so sorry I'm late. Ok my lap top had to be fixed so my mom sent it in Friday night. I was working on it when my sister in law came over and took me to see a move. I knew that my mom would bring it in but I didn't think she could bring it in on a Friday night. Thankfully (kind of) I discovered my mom got herself an iPod. Probably to practice to use the one for her school (she is teacher) I really don't know. I don't understand her sometimes. Any was I worked all day. And in the chapter Anata made diner five times many more. I learned the hard way that this iPod is a real b%#^h at 39%battery or less...
so vote for next chapters kitten pair they don't have to be partners any of the Akatsuki. I might bring koala ninja in later, maybe. We will see I just have to wait and. I want to get all the members first
members up for vote:
Hidan
kisame
Kakuzu
Konan
nagato (maybe if I get enough votes I just might bring in the whole Treo. because I found cute pic.)
Itachi (I got one vote for him the all week. Dei got four Saso got three.)
Obito/Tobi
Yahiko/pain
Zetsu
Peaz comment to vote. Last week the Akatsuki were so heartbroken an after half a week with nothing and half a chapter AND starting to watch death note. I couldn't help but to L and light in. But when I finely got votes I had already got them fixed in to the story and they wouldn't leave. Well at least L keeps hanging around. I'm not complaining, he's very entertaining. (Not that way. Yet there is some in episode 18 involving chary stems I might faster in later in z fan fic.) L is currently reading over my shoulder and thinking out loud about my last comment.
L: I'm trying to figure out how I'm entertaining. Especially sense I don't do much.
Me: *face palm*(apparently L is not the kind of person that realizes he's funny) the way you speak for one. Like how I like Deidara's 'un' or sound Orochimaru's voice. Then there's your way of thinking, love of sweets. Why do you think I made those chocolate chip sugar cookies(the instructions said 3/4cups sugar and 3/4 cups brown sugar...I didn't have any brown sugar.) I made them for you.
L: they were for me? *hugs me and walks out of room.* I'll be back I have cookies to eat.
Me: wait for it ... Wait for it.
L:THESE ARE AMAZING!
Me: yes I am yes I am.