After the slide show was over, I changed into my pjs (dark pink tank top with a Pease symbol, a Harte. And sleep going down the front. Capri pants came with Pease symbols all over.), and played a move. It was 'the cat returns'. (Cat fan I will admit. I'm still bullied about it. It's getting old hearing 'meow!' In the halls.) As always I quoted the lines before the character said it. It's a habit my dad hard wired into me. It started with Harry potter and Star Wars, and just escalated from there. Now I do it for almost everything now. I both annoyed and impressed the kittens with this. By the end of the move, end credits, bloopers, and deleted sense, the kittens were sleeping snuggled up in their cat bed. I took a pic unable to resist, and wanting to draw it later.

I then set to work I went in to the closet and graded L and Lights clothes. I brought them down stars. I squeezed as much water out for they were still dripping wet from the rain. I put them in the dryer and ran upstairs. After checking that the kittens were still sleeping I graded a space bag that I used for my move, my lap top and then back to the Landry room I went. I watched death note as I waited for the dryer. I thought that it was most likely the only chance I would have to watch any death note for a while.

After all was dry I put it all in the space bag. After flattening the cloths, I brother it up in to my closet. I put it on the top shelf. I put all that was in their pockets the handcuffs, lights watch etc. In a box and put it on the top shelf, not before finding L's number on his phone ( !).(That's one way to get a guy's number ) I got Light's number to just in case. (And many after the experiment is over I might threaten to send it to all his fan girls whenever I get the chance. ! I'm so evil sometimes. )

After dealing with all that, it was about time to go to bed. It was about 12:00 at night. So I hop in to bed even thou I wasn't tiered at all. I am a night owl. So I could stay up all night and not realize it. I will myself to go to sleep. Without the necklace it would have taken a half hour before sleep came to me.

When I awoke it was 8:00am. My body can by like clockwork. No matter how early or how late I always get up around 8:00. I found that some of the kittens moved in the night. They were snuggled up next to me. I moved them without whacking them. I went down stairs to see what breakfast I could eat. As I past the door I heard a knock at the door I answered it and slender man was there.

"Good morning and happy birth day." He said.

"Oh yah it is my birth bay isn't it?" I said sleepily. I smiled as he handed me a shrew box. I opened it to see a black kitten with an orange face and an orange kitten with a whole lots a parsing's. "Pin cushion and jack skelington."

"Those are interesting names for them. Well I'm off. I'll see you later. Bye." He said tacking the box after I took the sleepy kittens. I went inside and set the kittens down. Continuing on to the kitchen I found evidence that Kohaku had come home. She must have gone to bed. Oh well. I made some cereal, and hopped onto the couch and watched cartoons.

Slowly the other kittens made their way down Tobi kitten of cores glommed Deidara when he came down. Pain and Orochimaru seemed to Mack a temporary truce. I pretended to watch TV as I listened to them converse, silently documenting it all in my notes on my phone.

Pain: so what have you learned about the situation?

Oro: we're in a different world that's plane to see.

Deidara: what name did she give you, UN?

Tobi: JACK SCELINGTON!

Pain: pin cushion.

Sasori: wow.*bored*

Light: so who what's you real name? (Keep eye on light)

Pain: you shall call me pain.

L: is this a defense agent Kira?

Tobi: who's Kira?

Light: he's a killer that only a name and a face to kill. He claims to be jacking a world of piece by killing criminals. (Well if light is in Kira mode and pine find out. Light might become an Akatsuki member)

Pine: sounds worthy to be a member of my organization. Do you know who he is?

L: no, what is this organization you have.

Pain: the Akatsuki

(conversation both boring and showing no sign that they even close to figuring out anything.)

There was a knock on the door. I went to answer it. It was my boyfriend, Don Romeo (fake everything about him is made up on the spot. Let's see how I do)

"hay," he said in a cool guy tone. Oh no, he's getting purvey. He's wearing a leather jacket; thin shirt that hugged every part of him it covered showing off every mussel, Levi jeans just barely clinging to his hips jacking it blindingly obvious that he wasn't wearing any underwear. He wanted to be Purvey. "Happy birthday babe," He added barging in without invitation. No, when he says babe he's in dressing me with his eyes. It doesn't help that I'm still in my pjs.

"Thanks, this is a surprise." I said bewildered.

"Can't I stop by and surprise my girl now and then?" He asked trying to be seductive. I hate him calling me 'my girl' it all way means bad news, and it sounded like he owned me. He never was like this before his parents divorced a year ago. He must have been with his dad, because he's not this bad when he's livening at his moms he more like himself then, the gentlemen I fell in love with.

"No, there's nothing wrong with that, did you come to give me a birthday present?" Dumb thing to ask, I should say 'Don Get out I don't want to deal with you right now. Never go to your dads agent he's turning you into a sexiest asshole.' But no I didn't.

"Yes, let's go up to your room and I'll give it to you." He said, grinning.

"No, how many times do I have to say it. I'm not having sex until after I get married and I'm not getting married until after I graduate collage." I groaned. I walked in to the living room. He followed me.

"No! God fucking hell no! Why do you have so many cats!? What is it with you and cats and snakes and animals?!" He said after seeing the kittens.

"If you don't like it then leave." I said already annoyed with him.

"Don't tell me what to do. I'm the man here. You tack the orders. I wear the pants in the relationship. I want you to get rid of those rats" he said trying and failing to be menacing.

"What did you just say?" I waited too long for him to snap out of his funk.

"Get, Rid, Of, Those, Rats." He repeated pronouncing every word.

"That's it! I'm glad you're wearing the pant because you're obviously not wearing underwear. "I said grabbing him by the collar and throwing him. "Cats are my favored animal. You want to know what's up with me and animals. This is what's up!" I said. I took off the necklace in order n not to break it. My body mutated to look like a tiger.

"What the hell!" He screamed. "You're a freak!"

My body changed. I lost my limes and fur became scale as I transformed into a giant king cobra, slightly smaller than the basilisk in the second Harry potter. As I flickered my Tung and flames danced along it. "Ever ssence your parentss divosedsst, you've been nothing but an asss. And I've had it." I shifted back to a human. "We're over. We're done. So get out." I said glaring at him as if to make him spontaneously combust. He stood, but instead of leaving he swing a punch. I caught it. "I'm not the weak little 100% human girl you thought I was. I'm stronger then you'll ever be." I twisted his arm behind his back. I pushed him to the door and out. I grabbed his foot and pulled it up and tied his shoe lasses to his wrist. I kick him square in the ass. He flew forward.

I stormed back into the house. The kittens stared at me as I put the necklaces back on. Orochimaru was the first to speak.

"Can you turn in to the snake again?" He asked. I flopped on to the couch. I wasn't depressed or sad or heartbroken or anything. Kohaku came down at that time.

"What's with all the commotion? She yawned.

"Oh, just a paranormal brake up that could have been prevented." I said board.

"Oh darlin, are you ok?" She said in a southern tone. Darlin -darling -Anata. We rarely call each other by our real name.

"I'm doin mighty fine, no silly little brake up is going to roughen my birthday. "I said also in a southern ascent.

"Oh yes, it is you birthday isn't it?" She said switching to a British accent.

"Tis true sister tis true." I agreed also in a British accent.

"Let's Mack some birth day breakfast." She said normally with a giggle. Then she notes Tobi rubbing agents her leg." Oh aren't you precious? What your name little one?" She cued as she picked him up.

"Tobi's name is Tobi. Tobi is a good boy." Tobi purred.

"I call him jack skelington. "I said.

"He doesn't look like a jack, more like something that starts with a Maybe, Toby." She said thoughtful.

"Toby with a Y, or Tobi as in the Tobi that iratest the crap out of my sexy artist?" I asked.

"Now that you men hen it, he does look like the sexy artist repellent Tobi." We laughter at that. Some of the other kittens snickered drawing Kohaku's attention onto them. Oh my, how many cats are there?"

"Mr. Slender gave them all to me." I explained.

"That was nice. Did you say thank you?" She asked.

"Not yet. He hasn't given me all of them yet." I said.

"There's more? Have you done a fashion show yet?" She asked.

" No, but did Mack a fashion slid show." I said smiling.

"You got to show me later." After that we discussed what to Mack for a birthday brunch. Hot chocolate and waffles. We made huge mess we ended up having a waffle batter war. It was over when the tea pot sang. Kohaku took it off the stove. As she brought it over to our mugs. She slipped on bader that was on the floor. The hot water splashed all, over, the, kittens.

I grabbed Kohaku and ran screaming. POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! I locked us in my bathroom.

"What the heck was that for?" Kohaku yield. I shushed her. I heard someone coming.

"Can you come out so we can talk pleas?" It was pain.

"We can talk just fine with you on the other side of this door!" I said.

"Is... Is Th...? Is that PAIN?!" Kohaku squeaked. I nodded once.

"Excuse me miss, can we at least know where something is to cover ourselves with?" I heard light ask.

"There are some men's clothing in the box labeled m, a, I, l cloths (mail. Male). Don't ask why I have them, it part of a side business (will be explained further later)" I instructed.

"What business is that?" Kohaku asked.

"Mach making. Revenge on ex-boyfriends. Stuff like that, but now is not the time to explain more." I said.

"Yes, now would be the best time to explain why we were kittens." I heard Orochimaru say. Ah hearing his voice just made me melt. I could just imagine the face he would be making.

something like this...it was hard to hind 1 pic of him not smiling. hes realy positiv for a villon. Ante he sexy.

"I'm so sorry Ochimu! Please forgive me! I wasn't that did this to you! It was slender man! The faceless dude in the suite! I'm so sorry!" I said in a babyish cry. Kohaku gave me a wtf look as I silently rummaged in a box if water toys. I found what I was looking for. A hand gun water pistil. I filled it with water as cold as my bathroom sink foist could get it. "Stay here. Don't come out until I say so. Lock the door after I leave." I whispered to my sister. I exited the bathroom. I heard a click of the door.

Everyone was dressed. Or at least had pants on. I held the pistil in plain view.

"What's with the water toy?" Light asked.

"Oh shot of this cold water, its kittens vile for anyone that seem a threat to my sisters or my safety." I said serous. I walked up to him and stared him in the eyes. I was looked to see if I could tell if he was Kira insane. He wasn't. "You're safe." I said reaching up and patting light on the head. I turned to the rest of the room. "So what's the topic of discussion?" I ask the room. Pain clears his throat, and my eyes dart to him.

"First, I guess it would be rude not to wish you a happy birthday after showing such generous hospitality. So happy birthday." Pain started. I blushed as every one else muttered happy birthday. Kohaku popped her head out of the bathroom to see my reaction, which was blushing . She let out a 'HA!' Then retreated back into the bathroom. "Second, I would like to know where we are and why we are here." He said.

"You're all in a different world no matter the similarities. You in the western reagent of the country called the United States. L and light are from a world similar to this one but in this world you all have one thing in common. In this world you are all an important character in a Japanese anime/manga.

As for why I'm not entirely sure. All Slen told me was that its part of an experiment. But he said that L and light ended up here by mistake. By the way I would like to know the last thing you were doing in your world. What was your situation?" I Said answering the question best I could.

"May I ask why?" Pain asked lifting an eyebrow.

"So I won't let slip anything that might horribly alter your future." I said

"Sounds fair." L said. "But first, where is our stuff?"

"I get to that later. Let's go in order of arrival. Orochimaru and kabuto." I said. After explanations, I determined that the Naruto people were about the time when the planned to kidnap gaara. And L and light were in the middle of the fight in Mesa's room when L kicked Light. That flung him throw a weak spot in the detention

"Ok about your belongings. "I said as I mocked on the door to the bathroom. "Twix, you can open the door now." She did. I went in; my closet was in the bathroom. I pulled out the cloths and box. "Here, I dried your cloths last night after every one fell asleep. I took the library of obtaining your cell numbers for after every one figured how to Chang back." I said handing them their stuff. "Oh that reminds me. I would like to set some rules and terms you must go by. Especially if you all wish to stay as humans." I announced. Mutters of agreement. "Coco takes note." She nodded preparing the note app on her phone.

"1st, until I deem it no longer necessary you will notify me or my sister if ever you leave the house. Or if we are all on an outing tell us where you going. In this situation for the ninja, keep tabs on where the cell phone holders are, them being me, my sister, L and Light. I say this for all your safety of the ninja. 2nd, what my sister and or I say goes. Or it's kitten's villa for you. 3rd, when out in public try to refrain from using any form of jutsu, unless it's absolutely necessary. 4th, when talking to anyone that is a complete stranger you may not use your real name. You will use the one my sister or I give you. Why? I don't want fan girls mobbing us everywhere we go. 5th if you get into a conversation about your anime. Chang the subject. .." I was interrupted.

"What is the name of our anime, un?" Deidara asked. I resisted fangirling over his UN. Believe me it was hard.

"For the ninja it's named after the nine tails jinchūriki, Naruto. For L and light telling you the name of you anime might give away too much. Especially sense your both really smart." I said.

Kohaku P.O.V. (I think it's about time for a change)

"but Hershey you better tell them any way or else they might learn something by mistake." I said to my little sister.

"I guess you're right. I get you wouldn't understand unless you've watched at. The name of the show is called death note." She said hesitantly.

"The only thing I can get out of the title is what I already know, there's a lot of death. I'm not sure about the note part." L said.

"You'll understand when you catch Kira." I said. Anaya twitched. "Well any way, there's a mess down stares that I think we all should go clean up." I said. There were mutters of compliant about how they didn't Mack the mess. Before Anata could threaten them, I interrupted them." True, but if we do it all by ourselves then it would tack longer and we wouldn't have to get cloths for all of you all at the mall. I have a very tight schedule for my Kit Kat's birthday. We also wouldn't have time to eat." I said. This actually will work out better than the original plan, if all goes well. As I thought everyone must have been hungry. They hurried down stairs. The kitchen was half clean by the time Anata and I got there. We barely did anything and the kitchen was clean. We made the boys weight in the living room for us to Mack brunch. It was about 9:30. We made waffles, bacon, sausage, bisects and café. And Anata set out the cookies she made last night L's presents inspired her to make. We called everyone to the table. Before taking my seat at the table, I texted Mr. Slender.

'When is your next kitten delivery?' K

'in an hour. Why. Are you starting to agree with Anata?' Mr.'s

'the kittens changed when I spit hot water on them. But is she right? Do you think you could wait and give them to her at the party?' K

'yeah she is, you cool with it? I can wait.' Mr.'s

'I should be, but it makes sense why I've never seen you and only your wife. I'm pretty sure Anata is thinking the same thing. that must have been some crazy love story' K

'boy was it.' Mr. S

'G2g' K

'C U' Mr.'s

I sat at the head of the table. The setup is as such:

Anata

(The stereotypical spot where the mother sits)

Orochimaru Kabuto

Deidara Sasori

Tobi Pain

Kohaku

(The stereotypical spot where the father sits)

With my mind I enter the minds of the men. *Don't react. I don't want Anata to know what I'm up to.* I think to them * I need all your help with Anata's party. I'm behind schedule. I need some to come help me finish setting up and a few to stay with Anata and keep her busy. Think at me if you want to say anything and I will hear only what you let me and the others hear.*

*what kind of help will you be needing?* thought pain.

*how do you expect us to keep Anata busy?* Orochimaru added

*I was just about to get to that. What I was thinking was that…. (I want it to be a surprise for you too). So who will be staying with Anata?* I finished.

*Deidara will stay with Anata* pain ordered.

*why me?! UN* Deidara complain.

*please don't shout. Your to close and it gives me a head ace and makes me dizzy.* I asked

*sorry. UN* Deidara thought with a whisper. Anata will laugh her but off when she eventually learns to read minds and learns Deidara thinks with a UN too.

*because your closer to her age and persanality.* pain explained

*would it help if I said she's a fan of your art?* I said.

*fine I'll stay behind. UN*

*I would like L or Light to stay behind so I can signal him people that will be staying with Anata.* I said.

*If L won't go I will.* Light volunteered.

*L what say you?* I asked.

*I will stay with Anata. There's something about her that changes about her now and then. I want to find out what it is.* L said. I felt in the minds of the others a spark of "I noticed that too"

*so does anyone else want to volunteer to stay? Going once… twice…three times…...*

*I'll stay, I'm feeling Kind of lazy today.* Orochimaru interrupted.

*lord Orochimaru would you like for me to stay too.* kabuto asked

*you don't have to, unless you want to*

All during the meal I sheared thoughts with thoughts with the guys to get the plan straight. As Anata decided what their fake names would be.

"What should their fake names be?" I asked

"I'm not sure." She replied thoughtfully.

"Start with pain." I said. She stared at him for moment

"William. Meaning protector "she said. Tacking a bite of waffles.

"Oh do Tobi next," Tobi cheered.

"Kevin. English: Royal obligation. Irish: Handsome. Scottish: Good-looking, fair. Gaelic: Gentle; lovable" she said without a moment's hesitation throw a mouth full.

"Oh Tobi like that." Tobi approved. "Now do sempi!"

"David meaning Beloved." She continued eating. Deidara didn't know whether to be proud or blush. "Sasori will be Sam.

. Orochimaru will be Rey meaning French: Wise; bold; courageous. Spanish: King. English: Knowledgeable tutor. Light will be Luck meaning French: Light; laidback, Latin: Bringer of light, Greek: Patron saint of doctors, artists, and creative, English: Bringer of light. And L will be Alexander meaning Greek: Protector of mankind" she said. The boys were interested by the meanings of their fake names.

After everyone was finished with breakfast I stood and Spock. "Well let's clean up and get going." I said. Kabuto performed that sleeping jutsu (seen during the chunin exams). I noticed the tiered feeling and tried to fight it. Only long enough to see Anata pass out. I began to fall asleep but Orochimaru released the jutsu on me, and I saw pain do the same for L and light. Now only Anata was asleep. I wrote a note for either, Oro, Dei, or L to give to her. They were all staying. I got L and Lights number on my phone. I changed, grabbed my purse, the keys to the truck then shepherded those that weren't saying into my truck. Tobi was the brave one to ride in the truck bed. I reminded L, Oro, and Dei, their part of the plan then drove away, down the road. Knowing that when I'm out of sight Orochimaru will whack Anata from her slumber and tell her I ditched her on her birthday on preps. I was so tempted to do one of two things, make a u turn and beg my sister's forgiveness or ask Light to drive so I wouldn't do the first. I saw Tobi sitting with his back to me in the truck bed. My thoughts flickered to Itachi and how he acted as Sasuke's enemy even to the point of death.

"I AM AN ACTRESS! I CAN OUT DO ITACHI ANY DAY! LOOK OUT ANATA, WACH ME SEPASS THE UCHIHA'S ACTING. EAT YOUR HARTE OUT ITACHI!" I shouted, reserving confused looks from every one. Even Tobi turned to look at me. "It's ITACHI's secret not mine" I said diving on. To prepare for Anata's surprise party.

me: omg I'm so sorry it took so long. Before I had part of it done by Friday. I'll be faster next time if it doesn't kill me.

Pain: you should get to bed. It's late.

Me: is not.

Pain: ok it's relatively late. You stressed enough as it is.

Me:... zzzzzz

pain: that's better.