Hey! I would have posted this yesterday, but 'somebody' who shall remain nameless was hogging my computer! Ug.
Warning: Slight Male-x-Male Raping. You have been warned!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Silent Hill. Though I did make a few monsters.
Chapter 11
It's been days since the two teachers had been sent to Silent Hill, but right now we'll focus on Misery. Everyone still calls him Naruto, for now, and he is currently walking through the village, Sakura screeching at him the entire time.
Sakura: And another thing-
Misery: Hey, Sakura, come here for a minute. I need to tell you something.
Sakura stopped talking and walked closer to Misery, only for him to jerk her even closer and put his mouth next to her ear.
Misery: YOU MAKE MY EARS BLEED!
He let go of Sakura as she clutched her head in pain. Misery just kept on walking, a smile firmly planted on his face. He kept walking, when he heard a bit of a commotion up ahead. Misery shrugged his shoulders and went to go check it out. He turned the corner and saw the Third's grandson, Konahamaru, being held by the collar of his shirt by a guy with purple face makeup.
Make-up Guy: Stupid kid! Why don't you watch where you're going?!
A girl with blond hair in four ponie-tails spoke to the one wearing make-up.
Blonde Girl: Kankuro, that's enough. Put him down and lets just go.
Kankuro: No way! I'm gonna teach this kid a lesson!
Misery decided that the guy had had enough fun for today, and walked up to him.
Misery: If I were you, I wouldn't do that.
The guy, Kankuro, looked at Misery.
Kankuro: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
Misery let a sinister grin stretch across his face, creeping out the two in front of him and making the child whimper in fear. A wicked aura was just pouring off of him at this point.
Misery: I would cut you open and slowly scrape out your bowels with a plastic fork while you screamed in agony. If the fork breaks, I'll get a new one.
Kankuro: (Man, this guy...)
Blonde Girl: (He's worse than Gaara.)
Misery: So, what's the verdict?
Kankuro slowly placed Konahamaru on the ground, and the little boy ran off; far away from Misery as his legs would carry him. Misery turned to leave, when someone called to him. Misery looked back over his shoulder to see a red head standing upside-down in a tree that Sasuke was sitting in. The boy appeared next to Kankuro in a swirl of sand, his eyes never leaving Misery's form.
Blond Girl: G-Gaara.
" My, it looks like he has another snack for me! Make sure you get it before someone kills him."
Misery: Yes master, I shall do as you ask.
The girl and Kankuro were further creeped out by the whispers they heard come out of his mouth, while Gaara seemed to get an insane glint in his eyes.
Gaara: You, what's your name?
Misery: Everyone calls me Naruto, but my true name... Well, that's a secret.
Gaara: You terrify mother. I'll make sure to spill your blood.
Misery: I'm sure you'll try. If you excuse me, I have things I need to go do.
Misery began walking away while Sasuke hopped down from the tree.
Gaara: Kankuro, Temari, we're leaving.
Sasuke: Hold it!
They stopped to look at the Uchiha.
Sasuke: I don't remember you giving your name.
Gaara: My name is Gaara, and I am the one who will end yours and Naruto's existence.
In Silent Hill
Mercy was walking around, looking at all the different kinds of creatures that inhabited the town. He looked at all the twisted hounds, when he noticed a much larger one that gave off the feel that it hadn't been around a long time. Mercy turned to look to Alyssa, whom had accompanied him today, for an answer.
Mercy: Is that one new? It doesn't have the same feeling as the others.
Alyssa: Silent Hill is becoming more and more connected with the outside world. That one is to be the punishment of one of the people in your village.
Mercy looked at the dog. The creature was large, being four feet in heighth and five in length. It had two heads, no fur, muscular build, and grey skin that was dark on the front half but became lighter on the back half. It turned to look at Misery, one head having glowing red eyes while the other had glowing yellow eyes. All the other dogs gave it space and gave off the feel of showing it respect.
Mercy: I-I think I may know who, but I'm not entirely sure. We'll just have to wait and see. What's its name?
Alyssa: Orthros.
Mercy: I see. Oh!
Alyssa: What's the matter?
Mercy: I just got a message from Misery. He says that he has found another demon for a sacrifice, and that there is to be a chunin exam tomorrow. That means He'll have plenty of sacrifices for Sin without having to worry about being caught.
Alyssa: My, that is good news. Though, I thought you would be a bit upset about all of the lives that will be lost.
Mercy: Give mercy when you can, allow punishment when it is needed. This is what I've come to learn.
With Zabuza (Didn't think you'd hear from him again, did you?)
Zabuza was walking, well, limping down the hall, when he spotted Kakashi coming from another hallway.
Zabuza: Hey, you're Sharingan Kakashi, the guy who was with that kid! What in the hell are you doing here?!
Kakashi stopped reading his book and looked at him.
Kakashi: Reading and walking.
Zabuza: I can see that you dumba**! I ment 'why' are you here?!
Kakashi: Oh. I was chosen by the Guardian Pyramid. From what I can understand you got picked by the Red Pyramid.
Zabuza: Yeah, and now my a** hurts practically twenty-four-seven! How the heck are you able to walk right?!
Kakashi: What? You don't know?
Zabuza: No I don't f***ing know! That's why I'm asking!
Kakashi: He's not as sex-crazed as Red Pyramid.
Zabuza: Lucky you.
Kakashi: Oooh, don't go there. I hear the things that come out of your mouth when your with him.
Zabuza: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kakashi: Ahem. "Oh! Don't stop! I'm so ful-"
Zabuza: You finish that sentence and you'll find yourself cumming blood! Stupid, sick b******!
Kakashi: You know you love him, or else you wouldn't of agreed to be with him.
Zabuza: I only came with him to keep him from killing Haku!
Kakashi had a disbelieving, socked look on his face. Not that you could actually tell that well, because of the mask.
Kakashi: I can't believe how selfish you are.
Zabuza: Selfish?! SELFISH?! I gave up my life to save someone and I'm selfish?! That's the most honorable thing I've done since I became a nuke nin!
Kakashi: You didn't think of Red at all! Didn't even consider his feelings!
Zabuza: FEELINGS?! Do you HEAR yourself?! The only thing he FEELS is lust! Just ask my backside for confirmation!
Kakashi: Still, it wasn't very nice.
Zabuza: Were always a fruitloop, or is this new?!
Kakashi: Nope, I think I was always like this.
Zabuza face-palmed.
Zabuza: Bah! You're no help!
Zabuza limped pass Kakashi and down the hall.
Kakashi: Where are you going? You know you can't leave!
Zabuza: I'm hoping it will take him longer to find me! I want to be as vertical as long as I can before being forced horizontal again!
Kakashi saw Zabuza go around the corner, and heard him let out a small yell.
Zabuza: How in the hell did you find me so fast?! No! Get your tongue out of their!
Kakashi couldn't help but laugh as he continued on his way.
With Iruka (Let's see how he's faring.)
Iruka: AH~! HARDER!
(Okay, scarred for life, moving on!) The Next Day with Misery
Misery, Sakura and Sasuke were heading up the stairs, Sasuke and Sakura being stupid and revealing the illusion, but hey, it just means more sacrifices. They had been stopped by a boy in spandex, he said his name was Lee, and the boy had challenged Sasuke to a match. He also declared his undying love to Sakura, giving Misery a good laugh. Misery laughed even more when Lee handed Sasuke's a** back to him.
Afterwards it got a bit weird when a larger version of Lee showed up with a talking turtle and stopped him from finishing off Sasuke. Then they did some sort of crap tha involved a lot of tears, two men hugging, and a random sunset in the background.
Misery: (Ha! The exam haven't even really started, and already I'm enjoying myself more than I could have hoped for!)
The team was then stopped by fake Kakashi, whom told them that if all three of them hadn't showed up, they would have been disqualified. So with their heads held high (in Sakura's case, high up Sasuke's a**), they walked through the doors to take the exam.
Chapter 11
End
Here's a little fun-fact: Orthros in mythology is a two-headed dog that guarded a giants (or ogre, I have trouble remembering that part) cattle. Now you know more than you thought you did! Oh, by the way, sorry about scarring you with that Iruka thing. Couldn't help myself. Just needed a little laugh.