you can probably gess by the pic that Hidan's comeing. all by his littel self. he had the most votes and there was a three way tie and there would have been someone to come by him self. so worning definet foul languig. you have been wornd.
flash back[therd person]:
kohacu was leaning out the window of her truck."keep Anata bizy. dont let her have time to figur out my plan. most of all keep her happy keep her salf. if she is in danger do what you have to. she has a lot of intrests similer to your do something with her. Deidara show her your art or tack her for a flight. L she is all way intreeged by your ability to salve problems. I'll text you when Im ready for you to come over and ill text you the adress so you can put it into Anatas GPS or her phone."she says to the boys that will be staying behind.
"what about me?" Orochimaru asked.
"i dont know she get hipper just hearing you name. i dont think she knows exgactly why she favers you other then aperence. she just dose."
flash back over:
I was awoken to someone talking to me."Anata, its time to wack up. un" I herd someone say. i opened my eyes to see to see Deidara.
"what happend?" i asked yowning.
"you passed out. your sister lefted with the others. we stayed only for the fact we didn't want to ride in the truck bed." Orochimaru explained.
"she said to give you this." L said handing me a note. It read
'Anata,
I've left without you and took most of our guests. If you can't handle the three ninja that stayed behind, SOL(sorry out of luck). I'm tacking my guests shopping then I'll be going on some arends that I can't cancel. no, their personnel, so their not for you birthday. wich I completely fotgot about when I pland them. Sorry bye.'
i looked for more, like a clue or some hidden meanings. There were none.
"let me get dressed. Then I'll take you shopping for cloths." I said completel put out of a good mood. I slugged up the stares. I dragged my feet over to a box that said birthday stuff, and opened it. I had pre prepared for today. I had my out fit picked out and every thing. I made a sash that said 'hug me! kiss me! It's my birthday!' And a Singh all four sides of my car that said ' honk and wave it's my birthday'. I was so existed then, I had hoped that I was going to spend to day with my sister who I haven't Been able to spend any time with for the last... Well sence she moved out two years ago. Yes we went to see movies now and then but never any elce. The movies were the longest period time I spent with her.
I shock my head and closed the box and picked out some sweets with dull and or dark colors. When I stepped out of my bathroom, the boys took one at me. Orochimaru shook his head and strewed over to the birthday box and shoved it into my hands. I dropped it on the floor and headed for the door. I was pulled bake.
"You go back in there and put this on now or I will do it for you." Orochimaru threatened. I was soo tempted to say 'I'd like to see you try' but I was too dispersed to be in the mood to be all fan girly. I stood there not saying any thing. Then sighed and took out the out fit and went in and changed. (You can make it up just nothing that resembles a dress or skier). When I came out this time Orochimaru was waiting. And he held out the sash I made. I looked at him. " might as well. L and Deidara already put the Singhs on you car." He said. I snatched the sash from him and put it on, and stormed to the door. This time I was scooped up, and cared all the way down stars and outside. Deidara and L were weighting. Orochimaru set me down.
"We can't leave yet. I need money and I should have my phone on my in case of an emergency." I said not at all hiding the fact that I didn't want to go any where. But I guess that it's better then moping around my sisters house a constant reminder of the reason of my dispersed mood.
"All ready in the " Deidara said jerking his head at the car. I groaned and walked over to the driver side. As I passed L gave me a hug.
"What the..." I gasped.
"Hay your wearing the sash." He said
"is there some multidimensional law or rule about birthdays that only my world doesn't follow?" I asked.
"Kind of, un." Deidara said walking up to me and swooping me up into a spinning hug.
(I just had to I couldn't help it)
"oh come on the sash says 'kiss me' too" Orochimaru pointed out, just before turning me to face him and kissing me. Not on the cheek like I intended the sash to refer to. He kissed me on the lips. When he released me, I held onto the car for balance. My face was on fire. Oh there must be a god for he more then answered my prayers of just being in this mans presence.
" ok shall we get going then." I said in a daze. It took me a moment to find the door handle.
"Are you ok to drive. I have my license." L offered.
" No I'm good." I said shaking myself out of the stupor and geting in the can. everone climed in, deidara sat behind me, L next to him, and Orochimaru some how obtaned shotgun. the first 5 minnets were quiet. after that L reashed forwerd and turned on the radio. I didn't have the radio on because I wasn't in the mood. just my luck a song was just starting. one of my favorets too. must resist singing. no, no, ok mabey it would be easyer to resist if I just mutter the words.
YouTube(have you been hiden from me ya, somewhere in the ground! lol for orochimaru thats true.)
I ended up singing my hart out. I'm glad I did. it made me feel better. but when the song was over I remembered who was in the car. shoot!
"sorry, if that made things weard." I apalogised.
"I expected it so Im fine with it." Orocimaru said looking as if he was paying more atenchen to the evergreen forest pass his window. but I had the feeling that was't true.
"I dont mind." L said.
"isn't singing a form of art?" deidara asked.
"now how did I know this topic was going to pop up? oh wait, I know you thats how. yes sing is a form of art. I agree with BOTH you and sasori on art. I do have to say I faver yours. I dabel in all fealds of art. Iplan to make it part of my corear. singing, acting, a few music instraments, sowing, sceching, painting, sculpting. I've pirotecnics, but my teacher sucked. it did go boom. but it was a mesly pithetic fire cracker compared to your momentary master peices. the most I've done with wood is shave a pencel to the lead." i rateled off. sodenly a hand creped into me view. it had a mouth on it. it was smileing. "did you know I've alway found that part about you so completly and uderly epic. and theres something I've alwa wanted to do." i said smiling at him in the in the rear view. he looked at me back, smerking. then he moved his hand closer to my face. it was aiming for my cheek, but I turnded my head. he pulled his hand back quickly. "i bet you didn't know i have a cruch on everyone in this car." i said still smileing. i saw deidara blush, L to looked out the window, sudenly finding the passing trees captivating.
"I knew you had a crush on me." Orochmaru said. I could see him smile in the reflection of the window. it vanishe when he saw I was looking.
"of corse I told you when I pretending you were just an adorabel little kitten." i said smiling. "you all have quolitys that I just crave in a man. which reminds me. I'm singel now, and an exboyfrend running lose with a brocken ego. posibly a brocken sercet after my 'performence'. so if we run in to him, if needed who wants to pretend to be my new boyfrend?" I asked compleatly jocking about the last part anout haveing a pretend boyfrend.
"what are thes qualitys?un" Deidara asked
"hight, hair, face, manly eyes and smile, way you think." I summerized.
"realy? thats intresting. thows never stuck me as things you would look for." L said toughtfuly.
"yes. I can see the simmilaritys." Orochimaru oserved.
"that didn't answer any thing for "Deidara grond.
"hight, your all taller then me." I started.
"we all have long hair for guys. that part i " Deidara admited.
"we fashel fechers she likes." L pointed out
"your eyes, your smile there so, shall I say...sexy" "the way you think. brains filld with brilince"
"wow. thats kinda scary because we're in a cartoon we'er not consiterd " Deidara said.
"your real in the harts of fans you are. in the hartes of your fans." I said parcking. I terned to orochimaru. "um, we nee to keep a low profile do you think you could use a jutsu to mack you self look yunger?" i asked shyly. he rolled his eyes and made a hand sign. poof.
so adorabel.
"*wolf wisel* my dont you look handsome. meow. not that you weren't a sexy beast befor." I said looking him over. he blushed. we got out of the car and towords the mall. "im sorry I just cant get over just how cute you are right now" I said hugging Orochimaru around his middel, rather tightly I might add, but not too tight.
"Pleas let go its hard to br-eath" he asked his voice cracking on the last word. he claped his hands to his mouth. i losted it. not holding back my strangth. i picked him up and spun."wow, put me down" I did, and terned him to face me and with out knowing what I was doing. I kised him. a full on mackout setion. it had been months sence i had done any kind of kiss like that with don. and by then my spark with him had faded, so it wasn't good. not foot poping like this. I stoped and walked on.
"he is so cute" i said with a big smile on my face. when I reached the doors I looked back. oro seemed to be in some kind of shock. he was walking slowly staring blanckly at the ground. I took hold of his hand. he snaped out of his funk and looked at. "come on silly, I dont want my favoret evil genous being hit by a car." i said pulling him a long.
we went to every shop and looked around, buying thing for them if the asked. they insisted that I get some things for myself too. they even went as far as bring ing me things they thought I should get my self. shirts, trinkits, shews, pants. maby a dress or scert but most of thows were rejected. soon it was noon and every one was hungery. we made our way to the food corte. i got us berger king. chezz buerfers all round. i got me and L a cloclate shack. we injoyed ourselvs. espeshaly me. its like a dark cloud has been lifted. it must be the fact that i dont have to deel with Don. and ofcorse almost everyone in the mall said happy birthday. the more braver ones came up hugs and kisses(on the cheek) from both boys and girls, and was cool with that cuz it was fun and funny.
" I'm going to o to the bathroom. I'll be right back." I said geting up. I found the restroom. it took me some time do to my distracted thinking. on my way back i ran into someone i was so hopeing not to see, Don Romeo.
"sup, bitch. your gonna pay for this morning." he said. oh he is low. confronting me alone in public were I can't use my abilitys. but at lesst he cant hit me in public. i spock too soon. for the moment he cornered me in a part of the mall that was sacluded and one of the few places the camera coulden't see. I'm so dead. he raised his hand to strick. I closed my eyes and waited for pain.
"i woulden't do that if I were you." I herd someone say. I opened my eyes. I saw some thing like this:
just not Sasuke and Orochimaru is youger.
"who the hell are you?" don asked. poof! (now Oro looks normal.)
"your worst nightmair if you ever hert Anata." Orochimaru said with a slight hiss. if the sichuation wasn't so serious I would hae gone all fan girl over way he said my name.
"same gos for " Deidara said showin off his hand.
"and I speek for the other when i say this. i dont apresheat you calling us rats." L said steping in front of him. then L kicked him in face like this:
best i could find on short notes.
Don fluw back and hit the ground hard. "your all freeks and you all will pay dearly,with your darlings life" he said befor scampering off. if what he said didn't wrry me so. I would be fan girling right now.
"will pay dearly darling life. that dosin't sound good." L muttered. I coulden't agree more.
L p.o.v.
sodenly something that trembeled grabed me. i looked to se Anata baring her face in my sholder. she was trembeling in what seemed to be fear. she must a gree with me.
"whats the mater Anata? un" Deidara asked. poof. Orochimaru looked like a teen.
"didn't you hear what he said? he just thretened to kill Anata." Orochimaru said.
"oh ya Anata means " Deidara said in horer. just then some thing in one of the shoping bags. while Anata was gone we got some thing for her.
"we have some thing for you from slen." I said pulling out a silver amost wihte kitten with violet eyes.
"just this littel one?" she asked. the kitten hissed. "yep that conferms it all. its Hidan." she giggled.
"how can you tell?" Orochimaru asked. Anata pointed to her necles and I i could understand the kitten I was still holding. baced on the others expretions they could hear the kittens cuseing too. Anata took the kitten from me.
"Hidan when you are a kitten you will answer to the name jinx as well as your real name." she said in a mothers tone.
"what the hell for?" he hised
"because she said so. if you dont obay you'll be a kitten till you do. yeah" Deidara said.
"fine I hate being this way. were is kakuzu? and the others that disa pered last night? Leader-sama, sasori, and tobi?" hidan asked.
"their with my sister. L could you text her say I got cuss mouth." she said handing me her phone. "we need to get collers and hidan some cloths.
"collers?" I asked
"for when your in kitty form." she replied. I sent the text sh asked me to send. and we whent to the malls pet shop and picked out one of each coller patern. Anata made tags for everyone that has here so far all three names (kitty name, fack humen name, and our real names). she put L for my real name. and the daress of her sisters house. hidan got the name Elliot meaning 'the lord is my god'. hidan seem to like we went and got some cloths he liked and we lefted the mall.
"sorry Hidan you hae to stay a kitten thers no room in the car for five people" Anata said.
"what!? NO FUCK ING WAY IM NOT STAYING THIS WAY ANYLONGER CHANG ME BACK OR ELCE!" hedan thretened.
"I dont mind being a kitten for a bit." Orochimaru ralontered. five minnets later Hidan was humen and Orochimaru was a kitten.
" now say thank you to Orochimaru for being a kitten so you can be fit in the car as humen." Anata dimanded. hidn roled his eyes.
"thank you. I might have one insine if no one did." he said.
"vary good. now were off." she said backing out and driveing out of the parking lot. It was about 2:30. we pased a theiter. Anata looked at the shows.
"who wants to see a move?" she asked.
"me" "what kind?" "sure" "why noy"
"hmm he next move playing is...(insert random titel) its a romantic comidy action horor mistory move. I here its good. I've also herd that slen is in it. or some one dresed as slen." she said looking at the cost of the tickets. "what thats too expensiv for oe ticket. thank fully I have a girl on the inside." she said pulling out her phone. "yo, Crystal I'm wanting to see a move with a frend or two you gata meet. is there a way to get in cheep?...5...me and the rest are guys...sweet I think we can pull that off. bye" she hong up her phone. she then terned to the rest of us. "you guys need to be girls. girls get in free tonight." she said.
"what?" we all said.
"well sence L dosent know how to do jutsus he cant use a transformation jutsu. so i can pay for his ticket and have enuff for snacks." she said.
"what about me?" Orochimaru meowed
"I'll sneek you in and chang you then." she answered.
Deidara and Hidan trans formed into girls it saprised me for a moment. the tast 24 houers have been filled with strang things. Anata looked in the back of the car as Hidan and Deidara changed in to girl cloths she had bout at the mall. she fond what she was looking for and pulled outout a purse. 5in tall 7in long and 2in thick at the bace. she grabed Orohimaru's cloths and put them in and Orochimaru in as well. there must be a trick of some sort.
"my neckliss lets me do the im posibel." anata said
"like mind reading." I asked
"if i want." she replied
"so you cant realy chang into animals like eirlier?" Orochimaru asked
"no that I've been able to do sence i can remember." Anata said. we walked up to the ticket both. "hay, sempi." Anata greeted the girl in the ticket both.
"hay, kido. who are the frends I need to meet?" the girl asked. Anata stepe a side. "so L and two random chicks. wheres the forth guy?" she asked. at that Orochimaru poped his head out of Anatas purse.
"take another look." Anata sugested. the girl looked at Deidara and Hidan again.
"holly shit! thats Hidan and Deidara. dont tell me that kitten is Orochimaru." the girl said in pleased shock.
"gilty as charged." Orochimaru said.
"dont react to much to what he says right now. the necklice slender man gave me alows me to let serten people unertsand them. alog with a howl bunch of other things." Anata worned. " everyone this is Crystal my sempi." we conversed for a moment then bout my ticket. Anata went into the bathroom and came out with a girl Orochimaru. we injoyed the move. Anata and I figuered out who the gilty party was half way once it wasn't the buttler. after the move we were laughing so hard we were gripping the walls to stay up as we walked in to the hall. most of us had to go to the bath room befor we peed ourself.
THERD PERSON:
everyone but Anata whent to the bathroom. she waited for the others i the arcade. she was in the middel of beating the high score on DDR, when someone punched her to the ground.
"today your dirthday luck must have favered me today" said her exboyfrend. Anata glared at him from the ground. he grabed her by the shirt.
"you'll get cot." she worned
"no, you were too bizy danceing to see me unplug the camira." he said with a grin. he rased his hand to strik again. "what no one to save you this time?" he asked mockingily and let his fist fly.
Deidara pov
I came out of the batheroom. I had tryed to someriz what was going on for Hidan, but I didn't do so well so Orochimaru tok over for me. i foun the arcade. it was in a small room all to its self. I herd sound like a scuffel was happening. I peered in and was horifide by what was happing. that Don romeo ass was beeting Anata. I wished I wasn't in a girl jutsu right now. then i remembered something from eirlyer Anata had explaned to us when we were talking to Crystal and the topic of the posibility of some of the akatsuki being gay.
"hay! back off my fucher girfrend! un" I said without thinking. oh well, kohaku did say do what we had to, to keep her from harm. both looked at me. i marched over to them pulled Anata from his grip. "are ok? yeah" I asked. she nodded.
"fucher girlfrend?" Don asked.
"yeah,hm"
"Anata dosent swing that way. she told me her self" he said.
"well thats not what she told she said gos both " I said. I turned to her mouthed the word 'sorry' and started makeing out. I dont know if it was acting or she was realy was kissing back. i wraped my armes around her, she did too puting her hands in my back pockets and moned. oh god. we stoped when we herd a discusted gag. Don look like he was gonna be sick for real. he was looking a sickly pail. Anata wispered in my ear.
"way to go. Don cant stand the sight of same sex copels. it makes him phisicly ill. the intomit the more he up chucks." she wispered. then she kised me pushing me up agensed a wall, hands still in my bake pocket. I did the same. Anata moned once and Don claped his hands to his mouth a ran like tobi about to be blown up by me. " sorry if i when too far." she apologised, backing away.
"I tought I might have tacken it too far. un but hay it got rid of the ass hole. yeah" I said. we exited the arcade to see the others.
"was that Don? what happend?" Orochimaru asked.
"holly fuck is that looks like that shit is going to druz." hidan said. we looked sure enuf there were fant pre bruz markings on her face and arms.
"its fine guys, I've had wors happen that was self cosed. carpet burn on my face. scraped up nez on ass falt. roled down a flight of wooden stars. almos rolled down a rocky hill and off a cliff but in sted cot by a bush and jabed in the back by branches. and shaterd my rist the only thing i remember of that incident was siting at the top of the stairs Being thunke up side the head by my father asking me 'where dose it hert' because i couldent stop crying.(looking back on that. I find that funny as . dose it hert im laughing at my own pain. Pain: i dont belong to you. me: I know that. konan owns your ass. Pain: shut up. me: im right.) oh and most likely I lost a brain sell or two from being thunk on the head for being stuped." Anata rateled off.
"your just one tuff cookie." L said.
"yep" Anata cherped. at that we left the theater be for Don came back.
"hay, Anata. do you know where I can get some clay?" I asked
"maby, I'll get you some if you give me a ride on a clay bird." she bargend
"sure." I said. I was planing to offer any way. she jummped with joy. shes chipper for someone who just got beeten.
"who will be kitty fied this time?" Anata asked. L valentered this time. we hoped in the car and Anata drove us to a store caled 'michel's'. she brought me in and pulled me to a corner of the store and down an aile. she sweped her arm and presented the shelvs of clay. I picked a small pack of each brand. just in case each reacted difrentlty to my chacra.(idk iv never been in michels in a whiel and never realy payed atenchen if there was mor then one bran of clay.) for the fun of it I grabed a pack of coloered clay.(I know there is coloered clay I've seen it and played with it when i was a kid before playdough. it was beter too.). Anata payed. befor she did. she grabed a hand fulls of black pacets labeld 'pop rocks'
"your ganna love these." she said. out side she stoped me. "open your mouth." she ordered.
"why?hm"
"just do it." i rolled my eyes and did what she told me." wider.. more" she riped open a packet and pored some of whatever was in it. "close" i close my mouth. there was poping and fizzeling. and it tasted good too. i smiled. "do iknow my ninja or do iknow my ninja?"
"you know your ninja." I agread tacking the rest of the pop rocks pack she opened.
"when we get home, while you geting the clay ready I'm playin HALO with Hidan." she said skiping to the car.
we got to the house. like she said she play halo with Hidan. aparently halo is a vidiogame thing where you get to sloter extra trestereal beings (AILENS). Hidan liked it. but he kept asking what but butten to use to sacrifice the aliens. I had just finished testing the clay and prapared a bird for flight and some creations to set off. for Anata, when L got a text. L and I discust a plan. he took Anatas cell phone tiped in the adress and handed to me. a map and a blue line was on screen.
"folow this. it will get you there. ill tack the others there with the car." he said.
"Anata were going to need some thing to keep us worm." I said. she darted up staers and back with jacets. we went outside I therw the bird. POOF! it inlarged to an inormes size. I helped Anata up befor geting on myself. she was so exited she was trembeling. it tacks off and she squells with pleser. like normali stood in the senter of the birds back. Anata was siting on her neez in front. I glansed at the phone to mack sure i was going the right way. we were realy high now, not to high. I ook out some creations and sent them flying. "ketsu!" they whent off. it felt good to mack my art. Anata chered, and claped even for the for the weacker ones. she gave the better ones the proper preaz.
I notest that Anata was trying to stand. she wobbel and fell. " how do you stand on this?" she asked
"practes." i said smiling. she tryed again. she was abel to stand this time. unforchunatly a stray gust of wind blow in our face. she stumbeled bakewerds bumping me. we both fell of the bird. we plumited to the groung. when I righted my self. I saw that Anata had alredy did. I expected her to be scared and panicing. she was smiling and apered to be laughing. Iclasped her hands and pulled her ear to me." how are you laughing? we'er falling to our deaths!yeah" I said.
"so, at least I met you and the othes befor I died. my only regret is I havent sung or performed on stage in the spotlight juust once!" she said "thank you Deidara! this was best birthday gifts I've ever gotten!"
me: yes cliff hanger, ante i a femail dog.
Hidan: wow
Oro:...
Dei: oh come on dont let us die. if you do let me go out with a bang.
L: Its a cliff hanger if you and Anata died it would be a wast of time to wright all the previous chapters.
Anata: EPICNESS!
me: vote for the next chapters kittens.
kitten options:
kisame
kakuzu
konan
itachi(no joke he only got one this point in time.)
nagato
zetsu