Chapter 2: Pranks
A/N: Yay! I'm on a roll. I'm so happy re-editing these stories and I hope you all get a small kick of laugh in this chapter. Please enjoy and the drama will begin in the next few chapters. I want to have my character kind of develop first. Please feel free to write a review it will make me even happier.
Masa: Just start already.
Me: I'm not done yet.
Masa: (sigh) Devi doesn't own Ouran characters. Only me and my brothers.
Toshi and Kira: Look forward to other OCS as well.
Me: I love you.
Everyone: We hate you.
Me: I can feel the love!
Masa: DORK.
Me: ...
(Masa POV) Recap:
"Good, you will get close to this Host Club and gather information. Also, you must help me destroy that company without fail."
"Yes mother."
"The company will shoot through the roof knowing that Sasaki will be ahead of them." My mother left the room.
"So you see when setting down your cup you must extend your pinky finger using it as a cushion so that it won't make as much noise." Tamaki boasted.
I have to listen to this freak the whole day to get information? A bunch of rich people who have no care in family businesses at all. I had set down my cup making a clank sound.
"Oh sorry what were you saying?" I asked innocently.
"How will you ever be a host if you're acting like that." He complained drilling his fist into my head.
"I'll ask-owww- when I need the help-oww- thank you very much." I pushed him away out of my personal bubble.
"Hey you don't have any perfume on you?" Oh God, I should change that strawberry shampoo I had. Curse my girly needs; please don't find out I'm a girl you Pedo.
"Of course I don't and gross I don't like that kind of smell!"
"Well you need some so you'll attract guests!" Tamaki yelled holding out a perfume
"Get that stuff away from me!" He grabbed my hand.
"Come on, it's a beautiful fragrance!"
"No! You Pedo!" I yelled running behind Mori and Hunny hiding. The blonde ran in the wrong direction not noticing me.
Haruhi walked by smiling and he motioned me to sit down at a table.
"I can't believe I'm here doing this." I let out a heavy sigh.
"Don't worry I'm in a similar situation, you'll get used to it."
"R-really you don't look like the type that would join this club. What happened?"
"Similar to what happened to you; broke a vase, it looked like the same replacement you broke, and here I am… in debt." He said smiling and I turned beet red.
"I've never got a chance to thank you for being my friend." I smiled deeply.
"There's no need for thanks. You said that you've never met anyone as nice as me?"
"It's true. I was picked on constantly by guys just because the girls in class wanted to hang out with me. Then one day, I got into a fight with my friend because he threw away my cupcake so I pushed him down. Then I was dumped with trash all over me when I was walking to school. I was called Oscar the Grouch by everyone. But it didn't stop when I got to middle school, I got involved in fights so, I stopped going to school. Heh you can laugh if you want –ha. Well that's one of my many stories."
Haruhi giggled which sounded like a girl.
"I'm sorry I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at how childish people can be. Sesame Street? Are they serious?"
I smiled even more brightly to hear my friend say that.
"In middle school there were people who'd put fake love letters. There was one person who I really liked and I went to meet them. Only, to be stood up… But that's one of-"
"Many stories?"
"Yes."
"We should talk about something else." I nodded in agreement.
(No one's POV)
Tamaki returned and glared at the two sitting with each other laughing. He noticed that Masa looked cute when she was smiling.
"My lovely daughter is laughing with a boy!" Tamaki cried.
"Milord you have some issues." Kaoru stated and he looked curiously at his brother who was clearly jealous.
"That guy gets on my nerves." Hikaru mumbled.
"I know me too. He thinks he can take away our toy"
"Hikaru, Kaoru don't let that boy get too close to Haruhi. Do whatever you can." The twins nodded.
(Across the room)
"You're certainly different than the others and you also look like a girl. Oh, I don't mean to be rude it's nice to have feminine features." Masa said blushing.
"Thank you. You also have some pretty features yourself." Haruhi laughed.
The host club all glared at the red-haired girl; out of nowhere Hunny dragged her away before she could ask questions.
"Masa-chan your customers are here!" Hunny said cheerfully.
"Oh wow that's a lot of girls" She stared in the direction of seven students.
"I'll be with you on the first day, so Masa-chan, you want some candy?"
"No thank you." She told him."I almost forgot something."
She ran towards her bag grabbing a decorated gold box before returning.
I'm kind of nervous , I even made presents for the customers.
"Why do you say Masa-san's name with a 'chan' Hunny-sempai?"
"Because it sound cuter that way." The blonde cheerfully mumbled with a fork of cake in his mouth and the girls awed at him.
"So Masa-san What type of host are you?" One girl asked.
"Excuse me?"
"Well, Mori is the silent type, Tamaki is the princely type, Kyoya is the cool, Hunny is the cute loli, the twins are the devil type, and Haruhi is natural."
"Umm w-well I have no idea?" Masa slowly backed away because she'd never been with a crowd of friendly girls before.
"Masa-chan brought present!" Hunny pipped with a smile.
Masa blushed so bright that she tried to look away while pouting. What if they don't like it?
" H-h-here its nothing special! Just something I made for everyone since you are all my first customers, I d-don't know if you all will like it." She said handing it to the girls on the opposite couch.
Masa retreated to the corner of the couch trying to hide her face and readied herself for the rejection.
"Kyaaaaa! It's gorgeous!" The girls squealed with the rose brooches in their hands. The brooches were all dark yellow roses with white pearls and black laces circling the flower.
"I love it!" They screamed.
One girl suddenly yelled out " You're the Bashful (Tsundere) Type!" Everyone on the couch agreed, including Hunny.
"Thank you..." Masa mumbled which caused the girls to turn pink and she smiled.
(Normal POV)
"Some of our girls are over there..." Hikaru said.
"Hey Hikaru you wanna play a prank on the new toy?" He asked his brother
"What should we do?"
Two girls approached the twins.
"Ummm can you give this cake to Masa-kun and tell him it's from us?" Some girls asked.
The twins had a huge grin on their faces.
"Sure." They replied
Right after the girls left Kaoru poured salt all over the cake and Hikaru carried it over to Masa.
"Hey, Masa some girls wanted to give this to you." He put the cake in her lap and walked away.
"Thanks… but, I don't really like sweets."
"Can I have it?!" Hunny yelled out.
"I guess."
He took a bite and his face looked stoned then Masa saw his eyes turned watery.
"What's wrong?!" She said frantically.
He started crying and Mori ran up to Masa asked what did she do.
"I didn't do anything. He just took a bite out of a cake is all." She told him.
"T-th-the c-cake tasted so salty!" He cried.
Masa looked at the cake.
"Maybe the girls mistook the sugar and salt." She told him while wiping his eyes with her hankerchief.
Mori popped a lollipop into Hunny's mouth and Hunny eventually stopped crying then hugged Masa, the customers looked at them in screaming "Kawaii!".
Hikaru stared at his brother and said to him, "Total fail."
Haruhi came and bought sodas for everyone and set them on the table.
"Masa which would you like?"
"Can I get a Coke?" She called out.
While Haruhi wasn't looking the twins kept shaking the can extra hard and when Haruhi turned around the twins had left.
"Huh they were just here?"
Masa received the soda from Haruhi and walked over to give it to Kyoya. "Here's what you wanted."
"Thank you."
When he opened the can soda splashed all over his face.
"I'll be adding 10,000 yen more to your debt." He told her.
"What?! Just for a soda b-but I didn't do that and I didn't know what was going to happen!" She yelled.
"My notebook got wet." He answered and walked away.
"Like I care."
"4,000 yen."
There were customers staring at the two arguing and he smirked. Kyoya started striping his shirt off; leaving his bare chest revealed and handed it to the blushing red head. He lifted her chin with a finger.
"Take these to my room." He stated
"Hah?!"
"You wouldn't want to disappoint me, would you?" He said slowly leaning forward. Masa pushed his hand away realizing he was acting to get attention from customers. Her heart didn't race as much as she realized what was happening.
"It's not like I want to do it." She pouted cutely that even Kyoya and the twins were caught off guard.
"Kyaaaa! The Shadow King and the Bashful (Tsundere) Prince! It's Scandalous!" Several customers screamed and fainted one after another.
Hikaru sighed. "Well that plan failed."
Kaoru mumbled, "Yeah and that was your idea."
It was time for the customers to leave and many said they wanted to come back tomorrow while thanking the hosts.
"I got an idea." Kaoru took a dictionary and an empty pillow cases.
Masa kept on doing errands all day so she maybe tired they thought she was coming in the room. Tamaki came in the room and sat on the couch.
"I didn't get enough sleep." He plopped his head down on the pillow.
*BANG*
"OWwww… my head! Why is there a dictionary in the pillow?!" Tamaki screamed at the pain
"Uuuggghh it failed again!" Kaoru whispered in a loud tone.
"I've got another idea." Hikaru pulled out a saw.
Right when Masa was about to sit down Tamaki came in with an ice pack on his head.
"What happened to your head?" Masa laughed.
"Someone put a dictionary inside the pillow cases in the library." He responded.
"That's strange I was about to take a rest there. Glad that wasn't me."
Tamaki sat down in the chair next to her and tried scooting in his chair, but he toppled backwards.
"Are you okay?" Masa asked.
"Hey what's going on?" Haruhi asked
"He fell off the chair."
Kyoya came in and looked at Masa.
"That'll be 200,000 yen." He told her writing in his new notebook.
"What?!" She yelled. "I never even did anything!"
"Uhhhhh… fifth's time the charm." Kaoru said holding out white duct tape.
"Haruhi… someone's out to get me…" Masa complained hugging her. "KYOYA! WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THOSE DAMAGED THINGS!?"
"You're the one who was there when all those things broke." He replied flatly.
"Hey! Why are you hugging my daughter?!" Tamaki yelled.
"Your daughter? Don't you mean son?" Masa asked.
"Ha-ha-ha Of course I meant to say son not daughter! Haruhi is a man! Why wouldn't sh- i mean he be?!"
"Your face is to close and you smell of perfume..."
"Masa you should clean your face. You have some dirt." Haruhi told her.
She nodded and went over to the sink with Haruhi then turned it on water splashed all over them.
Hikaru and Kaoru laughed from afar.
"Alright it worked!" The twins high-fived each other.
"My day really does suck…" Masa whined.
"Hikaru Kaoru what are you doing?" Hunny asked.
"Nothing!"
Masa stared at them like they were crazy.
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