AND THE WINNER IS…
Hi peoples. Today I will write a funny chapter, since the last chapter was all "doom". Or whatever.
I also must say, after a reviewer brought it to my attention, I mentioned in one chapter that Luxord, Xaldin, and Xigbar gave Leon a birthday gift that was bad news for Sora. Well, I am going to say now that that gift will not show up in this story. It is crack comedy I plan to use in the sequel to this story. (See! I'm planning ahead!)
Also, we have a winner. I couldn't believe the amount of reviews I had when I came home today. It went from 70 to 90 in like two seconds flat. (Or a couple of hours… oh well.) I also had someone say that they "Vote for Inuyasha, so that nothing bad happens…" in reference that I said I wished YGO would win. Actually, nothing bad will happen. I just thought the whole "King of Games" concept would be interesting for the whole "Let's save Axel!" game.
Enough stalling. I will start from the third up. In an upset, number three, but not the winner, is Naruto. At first, no one voted for it, but then it came up. That means, if I ever do another crossover, Naruto will be considered.
Second place, but a VERY SMALL MARGIN, is…. Inuyasha! If I do write another, this will be the first I use.
Before I tell the winner, I will say I got a surprising two votes for Fullmetal Alchemist. I will consider this one next time as well, even though it wasn't in the voting this time.
And the winner is……
drumroll
YU-GI-OH!
As for people who have no clue about YGO, it'll be just like in the KH game were you arrive in a world and have no clue what's going on. I will explain stuff as we go along and everything will make sense, I promise. Also, I will be using the character's Japanese names instead of American.
Shall we begin?
Sora groaned, opening his eyes. He was in a dark room, with a huge oval ceiling. Sitting up, he finally recognized the place.
He was in the front hall of Castle Hallow Bastion.
Which meant he was only feet from running outside to the Great Maw.
And beyond the Great Maw is Castle Radiant Garden, where food, beds, and video games await.
"Sora?" The boy looked over. Demyx, Saix, and Marluxia were all standing. They all had the same look Sora did, the realization of how close home was. Leaping up, and without even looking back, Sora raced to the front door.
"LAST ONE HOME HAS TO TELL LEON ABOUT THE DREAMS THING!"
Somehow, Sora knew his friends had listened and overheard the conversation Sora and the strange man had had while they were asleep. Speaking of him, where was the strange man?
Little did Sora know, the man was following him home only so far away…
Finally! The second mission is over!
Yeah! Only a little longer, and you're free Axel!
You know, you could always just release me and I'd be free.
Please, don't ask me to do that Axel. I want to be free, too.
Sora, chest heaving, limped up the last steps in second place, finding that everything that could ache in his body was aching. Plus a couple of places he'd never thought could be injured…
Saix was leaning against the wall at the top, smug but tried. Sora playfully stuck his tongue out at his blue haired friend.
Behind him, Marluxia finished the trek, and far, far behind him, Demyx took last place.
"Come on", Marluxia spoke. "Let's get to sleep." Sora nodded, waving to Demyx as he came up the stairs, and the three walked to their bedrooms.
After that, Sora had only vague memories of hitting the bed with a thump and seeing black.
"He's back?" Kairi cried, estatic. Namine nodded, smiling as well. Leaping up, Kairi ran out of her room (only a hallway away from Sora's room) and around the corner, sliding to a stop in front of the open door…
To see Sora, fully clothed, even with shoes, snoring on the bed face down. He looked like a puppy all sprawled out.
With a giggle, Kairi leaned slightly into the room, shaking her head at the boy. Namine came up behind her.
"What a weird boy." Namine spoke softly. Kairi nodded reverently and spoke with the same soft voice.
"Weird, sure, but he's my weird boy." She murmured. Namine smiled, looking back to Sora.
"So he is."
"And you are one of the dreams?" Leon asked, looking to the cloaked man. Demyx looked to the man as well and watched as he nodded. "And what is your name?"
"I do not have a name, but I believe you will know enough…" He didn't finish, but stood and removed his hood, revealing his face.
Demyx yelped and slid off his chair. Leon looked just as spooked, but he hid it much better.
"Odd". The man said. "I do not find my appearance so vile." He chuckled sadly.
"But then you do not know the other half of your appearance." Leon muttered, thinking back to worse days.
"No, I don't." The man sighed. "I do not."
And so, the members of the RGRC learned everything that Sora and the others had learned during the game, and the gamers finally got to rest. But only a day after returning, they found that rest was going to be hard to come by with some people around…
"I say we go on Vacation!" Yuffie cheered, estatic. Sora couldn't believe it.
"I just got back and you want to leave again?" He asked. Yuffie nodded. Sora sighed, exasperated.
"I think it's a good idea." Riku spoke in favor. Sora glared at him.
"Well, how about this?" Yuffie began. "We can't all leave at once. So, some of us go on vacation, some don't. Simple, but simply beautiful."
"Alright. Wake me up when you come back. Actually, don't wake me up. Bye!" Sora cheered. Then, he walked out of Merlin's study and back towards the castle. Riku rolled his eyes.
"Lazy ass." Yuffie laughed.
"Something about vacation?"
Xigbar leaned his head in the doorway, curious. Yuffie nodded to answer his question. He hopped into the room immediately.
"Yup. Now the three of us can go around town and ask other members if they want to go or not. We'll meet up here in an hour." Riku shrugged, and Xigbar didn't even answer before zooming out the door.
"VACATION!" He screamed, estatic. Another member of the org. overheard him.
"Vacation?" Luxord pondered. Xigbar screeched to a halt and grinned.
"Yup! We actually get a vacation!" Luxord became hyper.
"Vacation? The org. never got vacation! We get vacation?" Xigbar nodded.
"Vacation!" The two cheered, running off to tell other ex members about this newfound miracle called "time off".
"There is… vacation?" Zexion asked blandly. Xigbar nodded profusely. For a moment, all was silent, no one speaking. Zexion looked like he was stunned.
And then… the emo smiled.
"Vacation!" Luxord and Xigbar cried, while Zexion stayed in his odd, other worldly happiness…
Yuffie stood by the gummi ship with Riku and Cloud. Tifa couldn't go, of course, and Aerith couldn't go because she was taking care of Tifa. Leon outright refused to go. Tifa, even though she couldn't go, insisted that Cloud go. Namine had decided to stay with Kairi, who was staying because of Sora. Riku was kind of moping.
At first, it was a dull roar. Like a subway going underneath you, or an airplane. But then, it grew louder. Yuffie looked around, unsure of what it was. Shaking slightly and a bit disturbed, Riku pointed behind Yuffie to the cause of the noise.
Xigbar, Luxord, Demyx, and Roxas were screaming and running like wild bulls towards the Gummi ship.
"VACATION!"
"HOLY SHIT!" Riku shouted at the insane nobodies who were running towards them. They stopped just short of the group. Cloud had a "wtf" look on his face.
Vexen and Ariel were walking behind the group, also a bit disturbed. Actually, Vexen was disturbed, and Ariel was in her own little world as usual. Behind them, Saix, Zexion, and Marluxia were lugging a whole lot of luggage. None of them seemed too pleased.
"Ok?" Yuffie muttered, looking at the estatic group ahead of her. Cloud sighed, picking up his small suitcase.
"This is going to be one long gummi ride." He muttered.
After saying their goodbyes, Cloud, Yuffie, Riku, Saix, Vexen, Ariel, Zexion, Xigbar, Luxord, Demyx, Marluxia, and Roxas climbed into the gummi ship. Cloud was last, and looked very much on the edge of contemplating leaping off the edge of the cliff and hoping he could grab a rock or edge before hitting the ground. But when he realized that Yuffie would follow him, he gave in and trudged on board.
"Vacation, vacation, vacation, vacation…" Demyx was chanting. Saix slapped him on back of the head. After sticking his tongue out, Demyx began singing again.
"Ladies and Gentleman and Transsexuals" Xigbar began in a stewardess like voice over the intercom. Marluxia growled. Cloud looked confused and ready to contemplate the cliff again. But it was too late; the door was shut tight.
"Welcome aboard the I.C.U.P." Demyx cracked up. Saix rolled his eyes. "AtamagaokashiiHeberekeBaka."
"What the hell?" Zexion asked quietly.
"Xigbar just said we are riding on the 'I see you pee Insane Drunk Idiot's Gummi ship'." Riku sighed sadly.
"Please buckle your seat belts. Oh wait! We don't have any! Well, hang on to whatever you hold dear and don't lose your lunch!" Xigbar lost the fake voice and cackled. "You're in for a wild ride!" He cackled again. Cloud was on the verge of tears.
"What moron made Xigbar the driver?" Marluxia implored. Demyx chuckled and shrugged.
The engine roared to life, knocking Roxas to the floor, since he was the only one without a seat.
"NEXT STOP, THE KAGEKOKUDO WORLD!" Roxas blinked, trying to cling to the wall.
"WHAT DID HE SAY?" Roxas yelled over the roar of the engine.
"HE JUST SAID THAT WE'RE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM WORLD!" Riku shouted. Roxas scoffed.
"WHO WOULD PICK A WORLD NAMED 'THE SHADOW REALM' AS A VACATION DESTINATION?" He implored sarcastically. Five people in the ship (the ones who either had the guts or the stomach to hold on to the ship with one hand) pointed to Yuffie.
"WHAT?" She asked defensively. Roxas rolled his eyes.
Suddenly, the ship lurched upward, sending everyone back into their seats. Roxas was the exception, who was sent face first towards the back of the ship. No one could see what became of him, but a loud yelp was heard in the back.
Another lurch, and the ship was spiraling sideways into the stars and right through a bunch of heartless ships that had been shooting right for them. The other ships spiraled away just in time, but not before Demyx received quite the shock.
Bending downwards, Xigbar cackled wildly as he spun right between two boulders that were on a crash course. They exploded just behind them as the ship leveled out and started flying just above a runway in the middle of the space debris.
"Watch out!" Demyx cried as two huge ships came barreling towards them from the front, and with a lurch, Xigbar flung the ship on its side. It barely made it between the two ships, skimming the metal on either side with a "skreeeee."
Once the ship was out from between the other two ships, it soared upward avoiding laser fire from the ships behind. An alarm blasted through the ship as a small meteor crashed into the starboard side.
With another lurch, the ship dove to the right, dodging a large clawed ship and diving into a spiral runway. Breaking through panel tiles, the ship was shot a couple times and shot at many heartless ships.
Another cackle from Xigbar, and the ship dove downward, with four or five heartless ships in tow. Spinning away just in time, Xigbar tricked the ships and they exploded in collision with the meteors.
Another clawed heartless ship came up from behind, boxing the ship. It spiraled in place, zooming in a wayward motion towards the runway again, but passing above it and back into the debris. With a grunt, Xigbar leveled it out. Demyx was in tears on Marluxia's shoulder, and the pink haired man was doing his best to avoid the urge to summon his weapon and annihilate the blonde.
Shooting wildly, Xigbar attacked the clawed heartless. It was in vain, but it held the beast off as Xigbar curved back towards the runway. With another spin (and a loud yell from the back, followed by a sound thump) the ship was careening towards a bright light, the groups ticket to Kagekoduko.
Oddly enough, music began playing as they surfed through the white light, video game type music.
Dun dun dundundundundun dun dun dundundundundun…
"Cut the crap, Demyx!" Marluxia groaned, rolling his eyes. Demyx teared up.
"But every group of super people have their own theme music!" He cried.
"Demyx!" Marluxia warned.
Before he could continue, footsteps were heard. Heads turned to see Roxas, propped up against the wall, green in the face and pretty beat up.
"I am… alive…" He muttered before slumping to the floor. Marluxia chuckled nervously.
"I'm going to die." Cloud murmured sadly.
Talk about a Lampoon's vacation! I actually feel sorry for the pain I am inflicting on these people…. Oh, the feeling passed. I was just listening to my favorite song "Phantom of the Opera". I love that song; it put me in a good mood.
My next fic will be funny filled! Bye yall!
Sulhadahne