BUCKLE UP FOR CROSSOVER
I AM IN EXTREME PAIN.
But I managed to roll across my living room floor, writhing in pain, to sit atop this computer swivel chair and compose wonderful crack-iness for you crack hungry mongrels.
Now, due to circumstance, I may or may not be able to write tomorrow. Impatient people of the fan fiction dot net, pray to whatever deity you worship, or simply beat the crap out of something until you feel satisfaction. By then, I shall have returned. Hopefully.
Today, I write a crossover. My first crossover. Ever.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gasp AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Now that that's out, let's get to business.
(Anyone who asks me why I am in pain, the answer is simple; TOM came to visit, and he socked me a couple times in the gut.)
"I am going to die." Cloud muttered sadly.
"Come on!" Demyx cheered, unbuckling and leaning over the back of the seat. "Think of the bright side! Maybe you'll get to kick some ass while you're here!"
That thought did seem to make Cloud brighten, but he remained his usual icy stature nonetheless.
Xigbar, grinning and hyper at the front, was unbuckling, placing the ship on auto pilot for the rest of the ride, and ran back to talk with the others.
"So what's this place like?" Xiggy asked Yuffie, who was standing in the aisle next to Cloud, above and to the right of the now drooling Roxas.
"Well… I choose it because it was cleared of dark influence a while ago… all I know for sure is that they 'duel' with cards." Yuffie answered, trying to think back.
Cloud's mouth dropped open.
"Cards?" He implored meekly, shaking. Yuffie nodded. Cloud looked ahead, eyes wide.
He had thought, maybe, he would at least get to fight. But no; these primeval people fought with square pieces of PAPER!
Cloud began to silently whimper.
Yuffie and the others were ignorant to the poor man's plight, and were now assigning groups.
"Alright, while we are there, we will not only split up into duos, but also we will change attire. We have a reservation at the lovely Gummi ship hotel just outside the city limits. Once you're done looking around, come back to the ship, at least by dinnertime." Xigbar ordered.
"First grouping": Yuffie cheered. "Demyx and Xigbar."
"Alright!" Demyx laughed, standing. Xigbar grinned, and when the blonde was standing, they punched fists, and did the whole "gansta handshake thing".
(I don't know how else to describe it; my brother taught it to me: you slap hands with the other person and then drag them apart.)
"Next: Vexen and Ariel." Yuffie called. Ariel grinned, and the cold nobody smirked.
"Saix and Luxord." The gambler stood and bowed as if it was a treat to be partnered with him. Saix chuckled along with the other's laughter at the smug Englishman's joke.
"Next off", Xigbar spoke loudly. "Riku and Roxas." Riku looked behind him to the sleeping Roxas, who was not only drooling, but sucking his knuckles, and everyone broke out laughing.
"Zexion and Marluxia!" Yuffie cried. The plant man sat on his knees in his seat, and Zexion leaned against the back wall.
"And then it's me and Yuffie?" Cloud asked. Yuffie nodded. Cloud shook his head. "I'd prefer to go alone." He stated. Yuffie shrugged.
"Suit yourself." She spoke.
"Alright, then, for the spell that makes you change clothes. Donald let me borrow this, so I don't know if I'll do it right." Xigbar stated, rubbing his hands together. Everyone on the ship groaned.
Before anyone could protest, a loud poof was heard, and smoke filled the room. When it cleared… the situation was too horridly, profoundly vile to imagine.
Marluxia was wearing a very small, pink ballerina outfit.
Demyx was a hard rocker with a Mohawk instead of a mullet. He looked like the only person who wasn't angry, but amazed.
Vexen was wearing a clown suit, complete with a red nose. Laughing, Ariel reached up and squeezed it, earning an "Onk" from the object. She broke out into fits of giggles in her maid outfit. Vexen was content, even though he was annoyed, since the maid dress was rather… skimpy.
Roxas, who was now groggily awake, was wearing Namine's dress.
Yuffie was in a goth outfit, and Luxord was a pirate right out of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Saix was dressed like "Legolas" from "Lord of the Rings", and boy, was he pissed.
Riku was in Sephiroth's clothing. He looked amazed too.
Zexion was dressed like an Emo, make up and all.
Cloud was not only disturbed at the sight of Riku, but was dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl and was now at Xigbar's throat. Xigbar was dressed like a gangsta.
Xigbar was cracking up. Once everyone looked at each other, no matter how mad they were, they cracked up as well. Cloud was the exception, along with Marluxia, and the two of them made to kill Xigbar. Before they could…
"Here, let me." Ariel said, standing up. She rubbed her hands together, whispered, and then… a poof of smoke and everyone's clothing changed.
"Aww." Demyx sighed, missing his rocker clothing. He was glad he had his mullet back, though.
"And now, let vacation begin!" Yuffie cried.
Radiant Garden
Sora yawned, lazing around the castle. He was glad things were quieter now that many of the troublemakers were gone. Usually, he would have gone with them, but…
He was exhausted mentally and physically from the game. Trying to figure everything out was killing him. There were bags under his eyes from lack of sleep.
Someone was walking up from behind him, and sitting up, Sora saw it was his new friend he'd nicknamed "Cloak". It was the "treasure" he'd earned in the second game, the mysterious, cloaked "living dream" who hadn't yet identified himself. Sora just called him cloak.
"Hey." Sora waved behind him.
"Good evening." He chimed sitting down on the grass with Sora. Sora sighed quietly and lay back down on the grass.
"Wake me up when it's over." Sora moaned, falling asleep. Cloak chuckled.
"Of course."
Xemnas was walking around the Bailey in sheer boredom. His men were on vacation, leaving him peace and quite time. Xaldin and Xigbar caused him the most trouble, and even though Xaldin had stayed behind, Xemnas was sure Xaldin would remain busy. Recently, he'd changed a bit.
FLASHBACK!
"Ahh!" The child cried, running towards the city. The neoshadow would be upon the child and his friends in mere seconds, devouring their hearts and dooming them to shadows.
As one of the boys tripped over a rock, he screamed, cutting his knee and leaving him as a prime target for the neoshadow.
"BRENDAN!" The other boy cried, sliding to a halt.
The shadow being was looming over its prey as the boy whimpered and tried to back up, but hit stone. Just as the shadow was about to attack the boy, the male shut his eyes tight. He sat there for a moment, just waiting. But the attack never came.
The boy named Brendan opened his eyes to see a tall, cloaked man with long dreadlocks standing before him with six lances swirling around his body.
END FLASHBACK
Ever since then, Xaldin had begun learning "honor" and was changing in thought. He still loved picking on Xemnas, but he also became found of the city children, especially Brendan. The boys kept him busy most of the time.
But today, Xemnas awaited someone else. He had received a message not long ago from an entity going by "The One-Winged Angel". This entity and beckoned him here.
And now Xemnas waited.
"Have you heard?" One person said.
"The dark one – Xehanort's remnant – he's to take on the Angel!" Another cried.
"Nothing good could come of that battle." Another sighed.
Of to the side of the gossiping civilians, a man hooded and known only as "Cloak" whispered to himself.
"What are you doing now, brother?" Cloak muttered.
KageKokudo
KageKokudo was a high tech world of tall buildings of metal and bustling streets that, at night, reminded Demyx all too much of his home, The World that Never Was. The towering skyscrapers and the glistening stars reflecting upon them brought memories of Memory's Skyscraper, and the other deeper parts of the castle. With a content sigh, Demyx moved on.
Xigbar was humming beside him, looking around. It was a curious place, this world.
Xiggy was dressed in long, straight blue jeans with faded knees that were ripping a bit. Brown boots underneath, he also wore a black tee shirt. Demyx was wearing black baggy pants, tennis shoes, and a blue tee shirt that said "Stop the World – I Wanna Get Off."
"Hey, look!" Demyx cried, running to a window that held inside it many boxes that lighted up and had people inside them. Demyx wondered what magic was needed to make the people small enough to fit inside the boxes…
"It's a television, moron." Xigbar chuckled, pulling the boy from the window. With that, Demyx gasped again.
"Look at that!" He cried, running to a doorway that had many standing boxes and sitting boxes and people touching them and cheering and pushing buttons.
"Arcade. Want to give it a try?" Xigbar asked, walking up. Demyx shrugged.
"Sure. Why not?"
Cloud looked around. He knew he was there. He had followed him ever since Aerith had told of his arrival. So now, Cloud called to him.
"Where are you, Vincent?"
Only a moment later, and a dark figure appeared in the shadows, dressed in red. He walked out immediately.
"We need to talk." Vincent demanded.
Back to Demyx, he and Xigbar were playing video games and having a lot of fun. The only video game Demyx had ever played was DDR, and when Xigbar was reminded that, he then implored to the blonde how Demyx didn't know what a television was. The mullet boy didn't answer.
At one point, Xigbar and Demyx did begin to play DDR. Xigbar trounced Demyx, and then the next person, and then the next. He was becoming an overnight sensation.
"Yeah!"
"Go, Dude!"
"Dance, baby, dance!"
Xigbar laughed as he beat another victim. Then, a boy jumped up.
"Can I play?"
Xigbar looked down at the boy. He was wearing a large hood, like he was trying to hide his identity. His hair was long and blue over his pale complexion, his childish eyes the same beautiful hue.
"Sure, kid." Xigbar grinned. The boy lit up as well. "Why not?"
They set it to "Heavy" mode.
"You pick the song." Xigbar offered. The boy picked "Cartoon Heroes".
The dance began.
We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
"Go, Xiggy!" Demyx cheered. "Whoo!"
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do
We are the color symphony
We do the things you want to see
"You're pretty good, kid." Xigbar laughed happily. The boy smiled.
"You, too!"
Frame by frame, to the extreme
"Yeah! Combo!" Xibgar cried at 100 combo. The boy followed onto 100 soon after.
Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do
"Wow, they're neck in neck!" One person in the crowd whispered.
"I've heard that that's the Kaiba child. The boy." Another gossiped.
"Who's the older man?" One asked.
It's all an orchestra of strings
Doing unbelievable things
"Come on, Xigbar!" Demyx danced. "Xiggy, it's your birthday…"
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one we're making it fun
We are the cartoon heroes, oh
We are the ones who are gonna last forever
"Kid, you're beating me, go for it!" Xigbar cheered.
We came out of a crazy mind, oh
And walked out on a piece of paper and...
Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
"This is great!" The boy cried. "I've never gone against somebody so hard to beat!"
Here comes Superman, from never neverland
Welcome to the toon town party
There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the toon (toon) town (town) party
"WHOOHOO!"
The two dancers leapt off the pads as others stepped up. Demyx ran over to them, estatic.
"That was great!" He cried, looking from person to person.
"So, who are you kid?" Xigbar asked. "I'm… Braig. And this is…"
"Demy." Demyx said, catching the drift to use humane names. The boy smiled at the two, still keeping his hood up but speaking his name.
"Kaiba Mokuba." The boy smiled.
END!
I have another vote for you guys. First off, after "vacation" do you want any/all/none of the YGO characters to remain important and visit Radiant Garden with the gang. He/she/they would not participate in the final battle, but they would get to see Radiant Garden and the others. When you vote, say "Yes" or "No" and then name the characters you want to see go to Radiant Garden, and perhaps the ones you don't want to go as well. Tata!
Sulhadahne