IT'S NOT OKAY, SO DON'T DO WHAT YOU WON'T, AND NOT, AND NEVER…

It's not opposite day. So I won't tell you that I'm not making this a Sora centric, which would be terrible of me. Not in this fic is not crack comedy; this is not two fan fictions put into one, and it's not a really funny fic.

That made sense.

(Translation: Its opposite day. So I'll tell you that I'm making this a Sora centric, which would be awesome of me. In this fic is crack comedy; this is two fan fictions put into one, and it's a really funny fic.

That didn't make sense.)

LMAO.

(Because this fic is gonna switch between Radiant Garden and YGO, I will tell you when the worlds switch. STORY BEGIN! I mean…. STORY NOT BEGIN!)

The Yugi that is Go

It had been three hours since the explanation of the whole "nobody" and "keyblade" situation, and had it taken a while! Oddly enough, the people they'd been talking too had believed it. That took guts. Or perhaps they had been through magic occurrences before.

Demyx hadn't really bothered to remember the people's names. He was too busy trying to avoid the older Kaiba's gaze. The rich boy was a rich pain in the butt! And he was intimidating, too. The older Kaiba was tall, towering over everyone but Xigbar. He had short brown hair and blue eyes, with tan skin, and a suit. He was a businessman, all right.

Luckily, due to the spiky haired boy's (Yuki? Yumi? Something like that) persistence, the Kaiba's offered to let the group stay with them, seeing as they didn't have a ship. Well, they didn't until Xigbar came back, with Xemnas in tow. But when the Freeshooter learned that the Kaiba's were letting them stay in a mansion for free, he told them the ship crashed.

So, they all ate dinner. It was really good food and really odd conversation. Somehow in the night Marluxia had sneaked off, but no one worried about it. Xigbar seemed sure he was ok; Demyx figured Marluxia took the ship back.

Which meant they were stranded. Lovely.

After dinner, Demyx and some of the wilder youth ran nuts around the mansion, until the older Kaiba, who Demyx had come to call "Krab", screamed them deaf. After that, they'd all headed to bed.

It was there that Demyx began pondering what to do the next day. There had to be a prank to pull, or someone to annoy. Someone.

Xemnas was a prime target, but he had just escaped a life or death situation, so Demyx decided to be nice. Maybe he could come up with something to do…

Demyx leapt up in bed, grinning. "Perfect!" He cheered quietly.

Tomorrow would be quite a day.

Radiant Garden

Sora woke up quite content, yawning widely. Actually, he yawned so widely that he stretched so widely that he fell off the bed.

Shrugging it off, the brown haired boy got dressed, ate ("No!" Yuna complained. "My coffee!"), and walked out to face the day.

"Hey, kid." Leon waved, nodding at him. Sora grinned and waved enthusiastically as the older man walked up.

"Everything's boring without the others around." Sora complained. Leon yawned while nodding.

"Sure, it's boring. But I think most people call it 'peace'." He joked. Sora stuck his tongue out.

"Ha ha ha, so funny." He chuckled. Leon shook his head.

"See ya, Sora." He greeted, walking away. Sora waved behind him.

"Bye, Leon."

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Demyx grinned as he traversed the hall. After eating breakfast, he had happily skipped off towards the location of the library, where he was to look for Xigbar. Of course, he had to inform Xigbar of his wonderfully evil plan first.

Turning into the library, Demyx walked past the woman from the night before. Of the four people that the blonde haired girl "Mai" had called, only one was a woman. She wore a light beige cloak, and an Egyptian style dress. Leering at him from under her hood, the black haired woman strode past him without a word.

"Well, that was weird." Demyx stated while walking into the room. Xigbar was sitting at a table near the doorway, and he chuckled.

"No, that was Isis. She's an Egyptian friend of Kaiba's, and weird isn't the word I'd use; I'd say creepy." Demyx nodded, sitting down. His grin erupted back onto his face.

"Tomorrow is not opposite day." Xigbar looked up from his book.

"Come again?"

"The day that is tomorrow is not opposite day." Demyx stated a bit slower. Xigbar closed his book.

"So if tomorrow is not opposite day…" Xigbar stated slowly. Demyx laughed.

"Then today is opposite day!" Demyx nodded. Xigbar grinned an evil grin.

"I am hating this." He chuckled.

Xigbar and Demyx walked down the hallway nonchalantly, passing by unsuspecting victims. But they weren't going to blow their cover on just anyone. It had to be the right victim. The two scoured the halls like vultures looking for dead meat.

And they finally found it.

Radiant Garden

Sora munched on the apple he had. He was sort of brooding today, a bit bored, a bit deeper than usual. Nowadays, he was brooding more often, contemplating the dreams and Axel and the "game" situation.

Walking towards the Dark Depths, Sora didn't realize he was being followed.

"Sora, be careful in this – game thing, ok?" Kairi begged. Sora looked over to her.

"What's wrong?" Sora implored, bending down in front of the chair she was sitting in, very concerned.

"I keep having these dreams, of you and me and the others, and – at the end of the dream, you aren't there. I didn't see you – you just – disappeared." Kairi's head dropped. Sora smiled.

"It's just a dream, Kairi." He comforted. "Just a dream."

All of the sudden, someone clamped their hand onto Sora's mouth, and another on his eyes, and the next thing he knew, he was unconscious.

Yu-Gi-Oh!

There he was; their target. Looking to Demyx with an evil glint in his eye, Xigbar walked up beside the target. Demyx walked up on the other side. The target, a bit confused, looked from the first to the second, and then shrugged and kept walking.

"How was your evening, not Roxas?" Xigbar implored. Roxas blinked, confused.

"Uh… my evening was nonexistent, seeing as its not evening."

"How unfortunate." Demyx commented cheerfully.

"Today is not opposite day, you know?" Xigbar chimed. Roxas cocked his brow.

"Huh?"

"Don't allow me to explain." Demyx spoke. He whispered to Xigbar: "I'm going to speak normally for a second". Then he took a deep gulp of breath.

"Isaiditwasoppositedaymeaningitsadayofoppositesothereisnooppositedaysinceisaiditwasoppositedayjustnoweventhoughisaiditwasnotoppositedaythenmeaningthatitistheoppositeofwhatisaidsoitisreallyoppositeday." He finished in one breath. Roxas' jaw dropped open.

"What?" He proclaimed. Demyx breathed deeply again.

"I said it was opposite day meaning its a day of opposite so there is no opposite day since I said it was opposite day just now even though I said it was not opposite day then meaning that it is the opposite of what I said so it is really opposite day." Demyx explained. Roxas looked from Demyx to Xigbar.

"What the Hell is wrong with you people?"

Later on that fine day, Yuffie was eating a snack in Kaiba's kitchen, during which time Kaiba walked by grumbling something about freeloaders, when Roxas ran in and clung to her arm.

"Yuffie, the freaks are following me. They've been following me all morning! I swear, I'm gonna have nightmares!" He cried, cringing. Yuffie looked to the doorway. Saix, who was sitting in the corner, raised his eyebrows at the boy quizzically.

"Who's been following you?" Yuffie implored. Roxas pointed to the doorway. At that point, Demyx rushed in and skidded to a halt, and Xigbar did the same after him.

"Why are we not stopping?" Xigbar questioned.

"We are not stopping because the not Roxas is clinging to the not Yuffie, who I do not like." Demyx explained. Yuffie rolled her eyes playfully. Saix gawked.

"Well then, we are not screwed." Xigbar sighed. Demyx chuckled playfully. Yuffie stomped up to him.

"Why are you two bothering him?" She implored. Xigbar leaned towards Demyx.

"We should not run." He spoke. Demyx chuckled sadly.

"I will run. If I run, I will not die." He sighed somberly. Xigbar shook his head.

"Demyx…" Yuffie reprimanded.

"I can't explain…" He shook his hands in front of his face as Yuffie progressed. It was then Xigbar got an evil idea. Teleporting away, he reappeared out of the ceiling. Demyx saw him, and protested.

"Do it!" Demyx pleaded. Xigbar shrugged.

"If you say so." Demyx groaned.

All of a sudden, his groan was quieted. Yuffie squealed in surprise. Xigbar had pushed Demyx down on Yuffie's lips!

Surprising even more, they began making out. Xigbar crossed his arms, waiting for a second.

"Ok, make out session can end now. We have a little boy to not torture!" Xigbar pointed to Roxas. He yelped and ran away. Demyx kept right on smooching.

Coming down from the ceiling, Xigbar sighed, preparing to run after Roxas. Saix watched him quizzically.

"Lost another loan to Ditech!" He sighed sadly before running off.

"What the fuck?" Saix gawked.

Radiant Garden

Sora groaned, opening his eyes. Where was he? What had happened?

Opening his eyes, Sora realized the room his was in was trashed. Outside the window was the great maw, and across it, Radiant Garden. 'I've gotta be in Hallow Bastion.' He thought.

Footsteps came up behind him. Heavy footsteps. Sets of them. Three people were walking towards Sora.

"We need to talk." A deep voice said.

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Roxas kept running and running, running out of the building and out into the enormous backyard of the mansion. Gardens and statues were everywhere, decorating a garden that could be called Eden.

Slowing to a stop, Roxas looked around sweating.

"Maybe this is what… Radiant Garden looked like… before." He thought aloud. Standing tall, Roxas began to saunter through the gardens, pushing the "Opposite Day" scenario from his mind.

Someone was walking behind him.

"Nice night, huh?" Roxas only just realized it was already five at night. He responded to the new person with a nod. Turning around, he looked him in the eye.

It was the spiky haired boy, a tall, lean youth with tan skin and a school uniform on. He had an odd Egyptian necklace on, and his hair was colored yellow, black, and purple. The boy walked up to Roxas, and was pretty much his height.

"Afraid I forgot your name…" The boy asked.

"Roxas." The blonde muttered. The new guy nodded.

"I'm Mutou Yugi. You may call me Yami."

"Yami?" Roxas asked, looking to the stars. Yami chuckled.

"Odd name, right?" Roxas laughed too.

"And Roxas is any better?" The boy added, chuckling. Yugi shrugged.

"I guess we're in the same boat." He suggested, staring at the stars nonchalantly. It was still light out, but dark enough for constellations to be seen.

"This place… reminds me of my… home, I guess you could call it. it was once a beautiful place, but…"

"All beauty fades away." Yami sighed, nodding. "I understand." Roxas smiled.

"You're a neat guy. Nicer than most of the people I've met here." Yugi laughed heartily.

"Again, I definitely understand." The two boys laughed.

"Oh, children." An older male voice taunted. Roxas froze.

"Oh, no!" He gasped. "Run!" Confused, Yugi followed as Roxas ran from Xigbar, who was behind them; when Yugi looked behind, he understood why they were running; Xigbar with an evil grin and water guns is never good.

Of course, neither boy saw the enormous puddle of water at their feet, or the swimming pool ahead of them. By the time they did, it was too late.

As the boys splashed and sputtered in the water, both laughing at themselves, and scrambling to get out and get revenge, Xigbar squirted a gun into the air for fun, laughing.

"Some beauty will last." He sighed, running as two hot headed boys reared up against him.

Some beauty will last.

Radiant Garden

"What's going on?" Sora asked as he turned around. The man repeated his sentence as Sora gasped.

"We need to talk." The man, Auron, demanded, Cloud and Vincent standing at his sides.

Ohh! CLIFFY!