So yeah, I just had to, I'm sorry. I don't own anything but the horrible writing. Oh and in this one Damon is a vampire, him and Jenna did the dirty deed once but never spoke about it again 'cause Damon's in love with Elena bladdy bladdy blah, Jeremy is still Jenna's son. Him and Elena are cousins. So yah get the jist nay?

Jenna walked into the household. It was quiet. Too quiet. She walked upstairs to see if her son was home or if he was doing something inappropriate (READ SMOKING POT). His room was a mess, as usual but there was a note on his pillow. In big black marker 'MOM' was written across the paper. She picked it up.

"Dear mother dearest whom I love the most and who mostly loves me. A) Be proud cus I'm using correct grammar. B) I'm going to Stefan's after school cus he's helping me out with math. C) I need you to pick me up cus someone won't let me get my licence or let me get a job or let me buy a car. Love, your dearest and your ONLY son. Jeremy." Jenna scrunched the paper in her fist. "That little bastard. Fine. If he wants me to pick him up I'll freaking pick him up and put him in the trunk of my car and drive out into the desert and then make him sunbathe without sun scream! THEN WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!" She took a deep breath, closed her eyes, opened them again and looked around the room. "Well as long as I'm here I might clean this room up a bit." She then proceeded to do so. But after a half an hour she was done and she had to go and get her son from the horrible place. She knocked on the door of the Salvatore mansion but nobody answered so Jenna just went in. "Hello? Jeremy? Stefan? The other Salvatore? Anybody?" Nobody answered. Jenna went up the stairs and the further she went, the better she heard certain sounds. She stopped in front of a door to one of the bedrooms and the sounds she heard sounded a little like...

Taylor Swift?

Jenna burst into the room and what she saw firstly made her mouth go wide open and then send her into fits of giggles.

"Oh my God." Damon was holding a hairbrush and it looked like he was singing into it. Not only that but he was also dancing half naked (A/N: which is always a pleasant view for the female and certain male viewers, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?) to Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me. "What*laugh*are*laugh*you*laugh*doing?" Jenna couldn't stop laughing. Damon was standing still like a deer caught in the headlights.

"I...uh...well..." It was really something seeing Damon Salvatore unable to form a coherent answer. Jenna couldn't stop laughing.

"Taylor Swift? *laugh* Really Damon? Taylor Swift?" And Jenna burst into giggles again, she went downstairs laughing because she heard somebody slam the door downstairs and she assumed it was her son. Damon quickly followed the woman and he stopped her at the stairs.

"Hey Jenna I would be really and I mean REALLY grateful if you didn't tell anybody about this moment of embarrassment." He got really close to her and he smirked down on her. Jenna still couldn't stop laughing.

"You mean you want me to keep something a secret?" She grinned. "Oh I am going to have so much fun tormenting you with this." Damon groaned. Somebody at the bottom of the stairs cleared their throat. Jenna and Damon looked down at a grinning Jeremy, amused Stefan and an irritated Elena.

"What secret?" Jeremy asked.

"It doesn't matter." Damon quickly answered.

"Okay. So...you two are awfully close. Whacha doin?" Jeremy asked again grinningly and Jenna stopped laughing. She looked at Damon and suddenly realised how close he was to her. She pushed right past him and put a pissed off look on her face. Jeremy's grin faded as he saw that.

"Dear son dearest whom I love the most and who mostly loves me. None of your business. Now get your ass in that car or I will burn your laptop and your porn stash! Love, your dearest and your ONLY mother, the woman who runs your life until you legally move out." Jeremy looked really pale.

"Dude, your mom knows where your porn stash is?" Damon commented.

"Ew! Cousin present!" Elena yelled. Jenna glared at Jeremy.

"Mom could you be any more embarrassing?"

"As a matter of fact yes, I could. NOW MOVE IT!" One thing that Jeremy has learned over the years is the fact that he should never say no to his mother when she yells. So he said goodbye to his friend and cousin and left with his mom. 'Cause Jenna Sommers is a bad ass mama!