Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. Just the plot line. Sorry but this one isn't really that funny. Not in the funny mood. But I hope you guys like it. Want to see some Jenna and Damon videos I made? Youtube channel: Onlyforgduse
"Hey dad." Jeremy walked into the Salvatore mansion and headed for the kitchen. "Staying with you this weekend." Damon, who was about to drink his bourbon, stood still, put down his drink and ran after his son into the kitchen. Jeremy was sitting on the counter and munching on cereal from the box.
"Uh, excuse me? Jeremy, you're not staying here."
"Fwes I ampf." Damon crossed his arms.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." Jeremy swallowed the food.
"Yes, I am staying here this weekend. Can't stay over mum's and I want to be a responsible teenager who will study for his math pop quiz on Monday instead of going to a party and doing lots of drunk chicks all night. Like my father did when he was my age." Jeremy smiled brilliantly at Damon and opened the fridge. "Hmmm….You got any pizza?"
"Jeremy you CANNOT stay here. No I don't have any pizza and WHY can't you stay over at your mother's?"
"She's going on a date." Damon raised his eyebrows. Jeremy grabbed the salami and olives.
"So?"
"The third date dad." Damon leaned on the counter.
"Jenna's having sex?" Jeremy looked at his father.
"Dad. She's not exactly a virgin you know. Hence my existence. And she HAS been dating. So have you and I know you've DEFINITELY been getting laid."
"Yes but Jeremy this is Jenna. She's not ALLOWED to have sex with anyone else!" Jeremy stopped his sandwich half way to his mouth.
"Anyone else? But you? Allowed? Dad. Do you still have feelings for mum?"
"Pfft. NO!" Damon scoffed. "What a ridiculously idiotic idea. It just blows my plans up when she does this without telling me. You know I had something planned and she just goes on a date and sticks you here having a good time and having sex whilst I have to babysit my son!" Jeremy stared at him for a few seconds before consuming his sandwich.
"That mwade no shenshe at aw."
"Huh? Whatever. Get your stuff. I'm driving you back there and I'm going to have a few words with her."
"Dad I jusht came hewe."
"HURRY UP JEREMY."
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They were in Damon's car by the house. The lights were off inside. Damon impatiently tapped on the steering wheel.
"Where is she?" Jeremy was eating a Mars bar.
"On a date. Duh."
"Yes but it's 9 o'clock already, she should be back." They sat in silence for a little while. Well, Jeremy was still munching on his chocolate bar.
"Dad lewt's jusht go! We've bween hewe fow 2 houws now!"
"FOR GOD SAKES CHEW YOUNG SALVATORE AND THEN TALK!" Damon glared at his son. Jeremy gulped his bar down and glared right back at his father.
"Dad, first of all, I'm NOT a Salvatore. I'm a SOMMERS. 'Cause I like mum's name better than yours." Damon rolled his eyes. "And we should just leave."
"You are right. Where did she go on this date?" Jeremy took another Mars bar out.
"To Ramones. Why?"
"Let's go eat some dinner at Ramones then!" Damon grinned maniacally. Jeremy grinned at him.
"Dad. I've never loved you more. I'm so freaking hungry it's not funny." Damon scoffed.
"Are you kidding? That place is so freaking expensive. You're getting the cheapest thing on the menu. DO you understand?"
"What? No! The cheapest thing is probably soup or something stupid like that!"
"HEY! You're lucky enough that I actually AM feeding you." They parked in front of the restaurant next to a black Ascari A10. Jeremy got out first and eyed the car.
"Holy shit. That's a VERY expensive car. Some bloke must be stocked up."
"Language Jeremy."
"Yeah like you don't say it."
"I'm older."
"Much older." Damon glared. "Just pointing that out. I'm in the prime of my life." They went inside. Damon looked where Jenna was, right in the centre of the restaurant with some guy who was wearing a suit. It was probably him who owned the Ascari. The dude at the front cleared his throat and brought Damon's attention back.
"Can I help you sir?" He asked in a very judgemental voice.
"Yeah table for 2. Thanks gramps." Jeremy said. "We're gonna sit ourselves down. Preferably in a corner."
"Nope. I know the perfect table. Right in the centre next to that LOVELY couple over there."
"But dad tha-"
"Not now Jeremy."
"No, but da-"
"NOT NOW Jeremy." They came to Jenna's and her dates table. "Well, fancy seeing you here." Jenna looked up smiling but when she saw Damon her smile faltered.
"Great. What are you doing here?"
"Hey mum."
"Jer? What are YOU doing here? You're supposed to be at your cousin's." Jenna looked at her date. "I'm really sorry Alaric for EVERYTHING that is bound to happen now." Alaric smiled.
"No problem. Do you guys want to join us?" Damon raised his eyebrows but smiled maliciously.
"Sure."
"Wait. Who's paying for this meal?" Jeremy asked. Jenna shook her head.
"Please help yourself Jeremy. I've heard a lot about you." Jeremy and Damon sat down on the sides. It was a square table so all the sides were occupied now. "Not so much about you though. You're Damon right?"
"Yes. He is. And I haven't said anything because there is nothing good to say about him." Jenna drank some of her wine. "This is a bad idea. We should just finish tonight-" Damon patted Jenna's head.
"Shush, shush, shush. It's okay Jenna." Damon looked into her eyes. "Just because your boyfriend is a nice rich guy that doesn't mean I can't befriend him." Jeremy ate the garlic bread looking at the scene like it was a repeated tv show.
"That's not what worries me, what worries me is that you'll ruin the nice guy like you ruin everything else in my life." Jenna gritted. Alaric looked really uncomfortable. Damon smirked.
"Don't worry. I'm just having some fun."
"Oi vey." Jeremy said and drank some of Jenna's wine.
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"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!" Jenna kicked the front door open and went straight into the kitchen to get a bottle of wine. Jeremy behind her and Damon with a smirk on his face was slowly walking. He closed the door calmly.
"Mum, calm down. He's just being an ass. Like usual."
"Jeremy go upstairs to your room."
"Mum, come on. It's not like I haven't heard any of this before."
"UPSTAIRS NOW!" Jeremy rolled his eyes but did go to his room. Damon finally came into the kitchen.
"Jenna come on. It was an honest mistake." Jenna threw the bottle onto the wall and it shattered into tiny pieces of glass.
"How dare you?" She slowly walked on the glass towards him. "You didn't want to be with me because the only reason you'd stay was to because of Jeremy so we split up. I LET YOU be a part of Jeremy's life and guess what. You are NOT the greatest role model to him but I STILL let you be in his life. The only thing we have in common IS Jeremy. So how the FUCK dare you get involved in my own PERSONAL life? I barely have one and you are NOT invited into it! EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Jenna was truly mad.
"Well not really see because you-" Jenna slapped him. Hard. And then she took a deep breath whilst he stared at her in shock.
"Leave Damon." She grabbed a broom and started to clean up the broken glass.
"I'm sorry Jenna." Damon said quietly. "I was jealous."
"I know. Leave." The wine was moving everywhere. Damon grabbed a mop and a bucket and helped Jenna clean up. In silence.