SG-1, Thor and Makepeace found themselves onboard an Asgardian mothership hovering above earth with Makepeace's sword dangling at his side.
Almost immediately, the ship opened a hyperspace window and all occupants felt the force beneath their feet. The Asgardian disappeared behind two control panels and hollographically created a miniaturized version of the weapon that the System Lords intended to use.
"This is the weapon drawn to scale of approximately every millimeter to a mile in length and width."
Every head in the room turned to gaze at Thor in disbelief.
"How big is it exactly?" Makepeace asked.
"It is in the size of a Goa'uld mothership," Teal'c's voice reverberated throughout the control room.
Daniel and Makepeace's eyebrows were raised above the hairline and Jack lifted his head up.
"Yeah," Carter agreed, "We have to find a way to get onboard and stab that sword through the eye." Carter nodded her head in the direction of the sword deftly handing by Makepeace's side.
"Indeed, Major Carter is correct. But if all goes well, the System Lords have not yet launched the weapon."
"So we won't have to fly out into space in the space suits and the weapon won't be prepped to fire."
"Hopefully not."
"Hopefully?" Jack said, his voice riddled with doubt.
"Admittedly, O'Neill Tollen and Asgardian Intelligence is not the most reliable source of information in the Galaxy."
"But you guys are supposed to know everything. The Tollen are technologically advanced and you're Gods! It's a winning combination." O'Neill exclaimed.
"As you know, we only pretended to be gods until such time that earthling civilization had progressed enough in its evolutionary path to exist without a belief in-"
Jack O'Neill waved his hand in dismissal. "Yeah, yeah, I hear enough of that stuff from Danny-boy." Daniel snapped his head around to glance at Jack with a furrowed brow.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Daniel asked, uncertain about if he should be insulted or not.
"It means that you've been spending so much time with Thor that you're starting to rub off on him."
"So?"
"So stop it! I can only deal with one of you."
"Dealing with two of you isn't any better Jack!" Daniel whined.
"There aren't two of me!"
"Oh yeah! How many times have you been cloned? You can't even get along with-"
Makepeace was rolling on the floor laughing so hard that he began to cry. He stomped his foot on the floor and wiped the tears forming in his eyes. "Never in my life would I have imagined anyone saying that to anyone!" Makepeace chuckled, "that's really good, Jack, you can't get along with you and yourself. Think if there were two of Major Carter that the worlds average IQ would go-?"
"Sirs!" She shouted, "Daniel," all the men turned to her, "we still need to find a way onboard the weapon."
"If it has a similar design to the rest of the Goa'uld motherships then it most likely has rings."
"Which would be useful except that Asgardian motherships don't have ring technology so we can't board the weapon from thor's ship."
"What about beaming? Thor you reckon you can-"
"I cannot O'Neill. Even if the weapon has not been launched and is still undergoing construction the perimeter of the area where the weapon is being built will emit a low level Siren which will block any Asgardian Beaming technology and it will also be heavily guarded."
The wheels in Carters mind were turning like clockwork. "How about you beam us close to the perimeter and we take out any Jaffa we see then Colonel Makepeace can stab the eye of Ra on the inside we cover his six and Thor beams us out when the weapon is destroyed."
"You would still have to Exit the perimeter as quickly as possible. The EMP will only be destroyed when the whole weapon is destroyed and If you are still within the perimeter by that time you will-"
"-be blown sky high?" O'Neill asked.
"No pun intended, Jack?" Makepeace raised an eyebrow.
"Oh no, Makepeace, that pun was completely intended."
"ahhh, guys!" Daniel said in sudden alarm, "Change of plans."
The Asgardian ship had dropped out of hyperspace and was hovering above the giant pyramidal weapon. The eye of Ra faced towards the planet and had not yet come online but it was plain to see that it was orbiting the planet. All members of SG-1, Thor and Makepeace gathered around the window that allowed for them to see into space.
"Are we cloaked?" Sam asked agaped.
"The siren is blocking the shields." Thor said in disbelief.
"Then we, as well as everyone on the planet are doomed." Teal'c breathed.
"We were too late, Jack." Makepeace said.
"So much for being hopeful." Jack remarked tersely.