Good, good, Stanley! You know, I think I might have just heard your bosses coming by. And I have it on good authority that they were just discussing how well you push your buttons. You had gotten a four-star rating on keystroke fluidity, and your mouse-precision was top notch, if I do say so myself.
Oh, Stanley – you won't tell your bosses that I had told you this, will you? I'm not sure if I was supposed to, and I'd hate for them to become cross with me.
Thank you, Stanley! I'll be sure to put in a good word for you if one of the executives asks me to complete an Employee Compliance Peer-Evaluation.
Well I do believe that about does it for today's work, Stanley. Goodness, doesn't time just fly by when you're pushing buttons?
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Stanley. I do hope you have a good evening.