A/N: Do you like it? Should I keep going? Anyways enjoy!
"Welcome back to Total Death Island!" Lord Death said happily
"Now the first person I'd like you to meet is Maka"
The girl with the pigtails came out and looked around
"So this is the place we'll be staying at?" Maka asked unsure
Lord Death nodded "It's like a summer camp, but don't worry because I promise you, it really isn't"
"Okay..." Maka said walking with her suitcases
"Next is Soul!" Then the boy with the white silvery hair came out
"So you lied about this place being an Oh so fantastic place?" Soul said angrily
"Yup" Lord Death replied
Soul let out a curse while walking next to Maka
"Hey Flat chest" Soul said while smirking
Maka turned to him
"MAKA-CHOP!" she said while crouching down where the unconscious Soul was "Don't call me that again you dick-head"
Lord Death gave a nervous chuckle to the camera "Anyhoo, next is Blair!"
A curvy teen came out with only a bikini on
She smiled at the camera and purred giving the camera man a nosebleed
"So is there any Wi-Fi here?" Blair asked
Lord Death shook his head "No I'm sorry but we aren't the Wi-Fi people here"
Blair made an O with her mouth and walked towards Maka and Soul
She saw Soul laying on the floor so Blair decided to poke him
Soul groaned but got up slowly only finding a pair of breasts next to his face
He got a nosebleed while Blair giggled "You're such a cute guy" she said
Maka growled and turned her back at those two and whispered to herself "Whore"
"Anyways..Here's Tsubaki!" A pretty girl with long hair came out
"Hi it's nice to meet you" Tsubaki said while smiling
"You too! It's a pleasure having you here!" Lord death replied
Tsubaki gave a quick thank you before going to the others
She saw a Soul who was in a pool of blood, Blair loosing her Bikini and Maka there who was faking to read a book who was actually sneaking peeks at Soul and Blair
"Hi" she said to Maka
Maka looked up and smiled "Hey, I'm Maka and your.. Tsubaki, right?
Tsubaki nodded and returned the smile "I hope we'll become friends"
This time Maka nodded
"Aww isn't that cute? Friendship...
OKAY WHATEVER, Next is Black*Star"
The boy with the weird hair color came out
"I AM THE GREAT BLACK*STAR, I CAME HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE YOU'D ALL BE WORRIED ABOUT A BIG STAR LIKE ME! ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO'S GONNA SURPASS GOD!" Black*Star said while laughing like a lunatic
"Uh yeah yeah sure, go over there were our other cast members are" Lord Death said pointing
Black*Star turned and saw the losers there, well everyone except one that caught his eye
The pretty tall one
"Now Eruka!" Eruka came out but with the ripped man with her making out
"Ummm... With Free as well!" Lord Death said nervously
After he said that Eruka and Free forgot that they were on TV so they got their things and went to the other campers
"Arachne!" The teenager came out
But with another person and there were both yelling
"BITCH, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!" Arachne yelled
"Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!" said the other voice
"And Medusa... please go with the other campers"
But they didn't hear him and kept bickering
"MEDUSA I SWEAR! SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M YOUR OLDER SISTER!"
"Neither can I" Medusa started "Especially since you have a bad influence on me"
"ARACHNE, MEDUSA STOP!" Lord Death yelled
They both looked at him and said "What?"
That got Lord Death fuming
"GET THE HELL WITH THE OTHER CAMPERS!"
Arachne and Medusa looked shocked and scared
They scurried off and left and left a now calm Lord Death
"Now that that's taken care of I'm calling 3 people at a time, only because we're on a tight schedule!"
"Mizune, Ox and Hiro!"
One girl came out with barley anything on walked in front of the two boys who were trying to contain their nosebleeds
Lord Death sighed
This is gonna be a loonng day he thought
"Kim, Jacqueline and Liz!"
Three girls came out and they looked A-MAY-ZING
Well that's what the boys thought
But it seems once Hiro came out he checked out every girl
But it seems that he wanted Maka
"Hey sweet cheeks" Hiro started
Maka turned around and saw him and growled "What?" she said viciously
"You, Me, Date, Tonight" he said
Maka giggled "How about, Me, You, Never gonna happen" she snapped
Then they heard a laugh and turned around to see Soul
"You know, once you get passed the flat chest and the death books, you're actually one funny girl" Soul said while chuckling
Maka blushed and smiled and him "Thanks" she replied
He smiled at her "No problem oh and Maka"
She gave him a hmm, to tell him she was listening
"You're blushing, cute" he told her
She turned even more red and walked away fast while he laughed
"And of course the two last! Patty and Death The Kid"
We saw the girl had a cute face with almost the same outfit as her sister and the boy next to her seemed to be freakishly annoyed
"Father, did I have to come?" Death The Kid said
Everyone gasped
"Yes kid, I thought this would be a once-in-a-life opportunity, so please... try to enjoy it" Lord Death replied
After he said that he turned and faced the shocked teens
"Did I mention I had a son?"
A/N: I hope you'll review and I hoped you liked it!