PUNY MORTAL! DO NOT ASK ME WHY I THINK THIS STORY NEEDS A SECOND CHAPTER! FOR I HOLD THE POWER OF SCREW YOU! WHICH MEANS I CAN WRITE WHATEVER WIERD FANFICT I WANT!
"GANDALF!" The beard called to gandalf "WHAT?!" He shouted back at it. "I'VE COME FOR YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUL" The beard replied
So it was that gandalf whent to glorious combat with his beard. The battle lasted five thousand years and eventually they both died of boredness. But they were brought back to life as two midgets who liked cheese sticks. They found out that they were hobbits and- SUDDENLY A GIANT EAGLE SWOOPED FROM THE SKY AND ATE THEM BOTH!
The docter woke up from his strange dream. However since he was tired from taking Gandalfs beard the other day he whent back to sleep.
The docter opened his eyes and realized that he was seeing pyroland (TF2!) as he opened his mouth to speak, the balloonicorn wearing gandalfs beard attacked him. The docter awoke with a start but realized that while he was asleep he was transported to the world of my little pony. His eyes widening he saw the pyro happily running along burning everything in sight as GLaDOS mocked the heavy for being to fat. Blinking again he was transported to a dark room. The lights suddenly came on and he realized that the walls were covered in pictures of nicholas cage. "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!" He thought as the trololol song started playing. Opening a door with the sonic screw driver he ran from the horrifying cage, only to be confronted by none other than RICK ASTLY wearing gandalfs beard! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He screamed as is face melted off...
Gandalf laughed to himself as he magicly gave the docter this horrifying dream. Revenge was sweet...