I was watching the new Cyberman episode (With "Mr. Clever" The Cyber-Planner) and they seemed to be able to evolve to any challenge which faced them. Which got me thinking, how well would they do against the Daleks NOW? Last time we saw them fight the Daleks they were hilariously outmatched. They were beaten by four Daleks. But now, with the new ability to evolve... How would they do? Naturally the solution would be that they would evolve INTO a Cyberman Dalek prototype... THE CYBER-LEK! Warning. Contains massive weirdness and insanity.
"Ha ha ha... Muhahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gandalf laughed while giving The Doctor the dream seen in the last episode. Suddenly he heard a noise outside. Stroking the stubble where his beard used to be (CURSE YOU DOCTOR!) he walked out of the room to see what the noise was. LE GASP! It was television screen with a live feed of outside the Tardis! "You are nothing more than a salt shaker with a Whisk and Plunger for limbs!" A Cyberman taunted in his robotic voice "You are the tin man from the wizard of OZ!" A dalek taunted back "YOU ARE SIMPLY A OCTOPUS IN A ROBOT!" The Cyberman yelled "YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE ANESTHETICS!" The Dalek yelled "Lady's LADY'S!" A newcomer interrupted. "For to long you two have bickered on whose the better robot. Your like freakin R2D2 and C3PO! Well no longer! For now... I HAVE COME! THE ULTIMATE! THE MOST POWERFUL! THE DEADLIEST!" It monologued like this like this for quite a while and Gandalf eventually lost interest until it finally stepped out of the shadows to reveal... THE CYBER-LEK! The un-holy combination of the cyberman and the dalek! The bickering two looked at the newcomer with shock. "Now you must be wondering what powers me, after all I would require a massive amount of fuel to create enough energy to keep me going... Well behold the TRUE GENIUS of my design!" It says opening up its chest to reveal... GANDALFS BEARD! "With this beard, I have a endless amount of power... I am the future... But we will need more beards like these to power ALL OF US!" It said then began explaining its plan...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GODS NO! MAKE IT STOP!" The doctor screamed in his sleep. He bolted upright awake and was suddenly grabbed by Gandalf "DOCTOR! WE NEED TO SAVE ABRAHAM LINCONS BEARD! ITS ONE OF THE FEW BEARDS EPIC ENOUGH TOO POWER THE CYBER-LEKS!" He yelled. The doctor immediately understood the severity of the situation and ran to the Tardis's control center. "WERE ABOUT TO CROSS MY TIME LINE IN THE BIGGEST WAY POSSIBLE! THE TARDIS DOESN'T LIKE IT! ALSO I'M RUINING THE SEASON FINALE FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT!" He shouts then fly's to his grave. "QUICK! GRAB CLARA!" He shouts "WHAT WHY?!" Gandalf asks "DONT QUESTION ME JUST DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!" Gandalf obeyed and grabbed Clara "NOW THROW HER INTO THE GIANT LIGHT THINGY!" The doctor ordered "WHAT?!" Gandalf Asked shocked "Your right! I didn't tell her what to do yet! Clara by now I've met everyone in history who has a beard, you need to go back through my history and steal they're beards!" "WHY!?" She asked "TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE!" He responded than pushed her into the giant light beam thingy. "AH! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS TO MEEEEEE-" She yelled as she fell through time. A second later she returned... But she wasn't alone. At her side was... JOHN HURT (As the Doctor). "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Merlin asked "I DONT KNOW! TIME IS FALLING APART! ALSO THE CREATOR OF THIS CRACK FIC IS BORED!" The doctor responded "DIE DRAGON DIIIE" Arthur screamed and attacked John hurt (As the voice of the Dragon) while Giles and Uther strangled eachother. John hurt (As the Docter) hit Arthur over the head with a club and fist bumped John hurt (As the voice of the Dragon). "LEEEEERRROOOOY! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNKKIIIINSSSS" The Cyber-Lek Shouted then charged the group of people.