Don't own Glee
SueRules: Hey young Burt Reynolds if I find out you ever yell at Porcelain again, I will hunt you down.
Blaine Anderson: Ok? Who's this Porcelain character your talking about Ms. Sylvester.
SueRules: Oh Porcelain is my name for Hummel and if I hear you hurt him emotionally that its World War Sue for you.
Blaine Anderson: Thats a weird nickname for Kurt and I'm going to try to make it right.
SueRules: Well you better or I will destroy all your bowties.
Blaine Anderson: Please not the bowties!
Hyperguy: Hey music store hottie, you to talk.
Kurt Hummel: Hey Chandler, we need to talk and set some boundaries.
Hyperguy: Ok, I'm always happy to talk with you.
Kurt Hummel: Well, first of all I have to tell you I have a boyfriend who I absolutely love, so the flirting has to stop, ok!
Hyperguy: Why, I think your hot when you blush.
Kurt Hummel: Stop Chandler or I will call the cops on you.
Hyperguy: For what for flirting with you?
Kurt Hummel: NO, for harassing me Chandler.
Hyperguy: Oh, I think you like it.
Kurt Hummel: Thats it, I'm calling the cops.
Hyperguy: Kurt no please...ah!
Kurt Hummel: I love you, you wonderful man gorgeous man.
Blaine Anderson: So you liked it Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Oh I loved it Blaine it was the most romantic night of my life.
Blaine Anderson: does that mean you forgive me for being a jerk to you.
Kurt Hummel: Of course I do babe, I love you, oh my gaga, I need to tell Rachel.
Blaine Anderson:Thank you babe, and I love you too. We all know you were going to anyway.
Kurt Hummel: Hey Rachie, you'll never guess what Blaine did.
Rachel Berry: Let's see Blaine apologized.
Kurt Hummel: Yes, Blaine did apologize, but he did it in this super romantic way.
Rachel Berry: Ooh, give me the details Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Ok, last night Blaine picks me up in a black stretch limo and takes me to a french restaurant in Westerville, than gets up and sings 'A thousand Years' by Christina Perri and says ' Kurt, I love you, your the most precious jewel that I've ever fallen in love with, will you marry me in a couple of years?' My man is a hopeless romantic.
Rachel Berry: Oh my streisand, that is so romantic Kurt. What did you say.
Kurt Hummel: I said yes.
Rachel Berry: Go get some lovin Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, I'm going to.
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I'm going to post a new chapter for Rachel Finds Out tomorrow.
I'm thinking about changing Sue's name SueRules to something else. I would love you to suggest some names.