The ABCs of Montessa

Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz or any character from Phineas and Ferb, including the series.

Chapter 4: Dress

Another day inside the confounds of the Danville mall. That's what it felt like.

Somewhere inside the mall came a formal store, filled with the finest suits and the most extravagant dresses. Plus, it's where Monty and Vanessa were trying on suits and dresses to wear to the Danville High School prom. Of course, it wasn't much as a surprise, considering they still haven't told their dueling fathers that they were going out. Despite hiding this relationship from their dads, they were still going strong.

Of course, Monty felt a bit weak since he got tired of waiting for Vanessa to come out of the dressing room. It's been a while since Monty had finally chosen his suit. Of course, his suit was very black and very suave like James Bond.

After he was done, he had to wait for Vanessa to come out of that dressing room. This was a bit ridiculous in Monty's opinion. Sure, Vanessa had gotten out of that dressing room multiple of times, but it was only to go pee. Monty would rather doze off than to wait, but since he was faithful to her, he had to stay awake and check out the dress that Vanessa wanted to wear. He was dying as a matter of fact.

"Vanessa, how long are you gonna keep dressing like this? It's almost been like 45 minutes now..." Monty sighed.

"I'm sorry Monty, but it's so hard having to choose a dress that doesn't make me less like a fruit." Vanessa responded from out of the dressing room.

"Look, no matter which dress you want, just choose one. I don't care which, as long as it's good."

"Trust me, Monty... it's gonna look good." Vanessa replied again, "You'll just have to give me more time."

"By the time you're done, I'll be dead and decrepit..." Monty muttered behind Vanessa's back. Luckily, she didn't hear the tone of sarcasm Monty was giving her. How exactly long was Monty gonna wait for her to come out of there? They've been stuck in that clothing store for as long as a good hour and 30 minutes.

Monty's eyes almost looked a little bloodshot, as if he stayed up all night. He would have went to the nearby Java shop, but he didn't wanna leave Vanessa all by herself. That would just make him a bad boyfriend.

As soon as Monty was about to see stars in his sleep, Vanessa's voice finally popped up from underneath the door.

"Okay, Monty. I'm ready!" Vanessa exclaimed as if she was teasing him sweetly, "You wanna see?"

"Sure, babe. Whatever you got, I'm ready!" Monty shouted out with excitement, but then whispered to himself, "It's about time, too..."

Rubbing his hands with anticipation, Monty saw the doorknob turn.

And when it was opened all the way...

...out came Vanessa, who was decked out in a stunning, yet captivating black dress. The dress shined so much with the sparkles flashing everywhere. Her dress showed way more leg than the dresses she tried out on. What caught Monty's imagination by the balls was the fact that Vanessa's dress held her cleavage up. It was like if she moved up a bra size by a good inch or two. To put it simply to good use...

Vanessa was stunning.

"So Monty, what do you think?" She said with sweetness on the outside.

Truthfully, Monty didn't know what to think of her dress. His mind was totally in the gutter. It was almost as if Monty was in an entirely different planet.

But he did manage to respond...

...by fainting to the floor with a blush and a smile to his face. The way he saw Vanessa as a gorgeous knockout, literally knocked him out. Vanessa looked down and chuckled, liking the way Monty's face turned out when he saw her.

"I'm starting to guess that you like it..." She laughed.

Monty could've said it any better. It's like an old saying goes:

The longer you wait, the better it gets.

Well, that definitely made my day. Can't wait to see that new episode, where (get this) Monty and Vanessa finally kiss. Believe me, you don't wanna miss this! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh, and the next letter coming up is E. Until then, feedback is always appreciated. ^_^