The ABCs of Montessa

Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz or any character from Phineas and Ferb, including the series.

Chapter 5: Emily

The local Danville Hospital. It was always a peaceful place when some of the most miraculous moments can happen, and yet sometimes, its where the most dangerous moments can happen, such as losing a life due to a tragic accident or disease.

But none was the case of Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. They had been together for almost five years. It's hard to imagine that despite hiding their relationship from both of their fathers for this long, they managed to make it.

They lived in secrecy from Major Monogram and Dr. Doofenshmirtz for a while now.

But then came the pregnancy. Quite frankly, their dueling fathers would object to this kind of nonsense made from Monty himself. They would have voted for Vanessa to get an abortion, fearing that Major Monogram wouldn't want to be a grandfather alongside his enemy. But as a shock...

...they decided to support Monty and Vanessa's baby altogether, in hopes of putting their rivalry between them once and for all.

And then after nine long months, it was finally time for Vanessa's baby to be born. But somehow, there might be a chance that the baby won't make it to see life. This wasn't what Monty or Vanessa wanted. They want to raise their child so he/she can have a future together.

So far, Vanessa had been cringing all day and all night, even when she was having to pull the baby out of her.

So far, Monty decided to volunteer and wait on standby, hoping to see the baby's head while their fathers looked on in anticipation.

"C'Mon, Vanessa... just squeeze in..." Monty said to her pregnant girlfriend, who was trying to squeeze.

"I'm trying to Monty! It's the size of a brick itself!" Vanessa snapped while puffing in and out.

"Keep huffing and puffing until you got it, Vanessa!" Dr. Doof cheered on, "If it comes out, I don't want the baby to have Major Monobrow's facial features. It's ugly enough as it is."

"Don't give up on me, Monty!" Major Monogram cheered on as well, but overheard Doof's little comment, "And for the last time, our baby isn't gonna be ugly! Heck, my son looks good than you are, and look at him!"

"Thanks for that sign of confidence, dad..." Monty muttered a bit. But he decided to focus on getting that baby out of Vanessa.

"Okay, here I come!" Vanessa exclaimed, decidng to try once more.

She squeezed in further and further. Having to breathe in and out hurt worse than the pregnancy pain she was in. But sooner or later, it was all gonna be worth it.

"Okay! Okay! I'm starting to see the head!" Monty cried out while he saw the baby's head about to slide out.

Vanessa kept on squeezing. Her father, Dr. Doofenshmirtz yanked to Major Monogram's white moustache nervously while chattering his teeth.

"The head's out, Vanessa! Keep doing it until you're almost there!" Monty shouted yet again.

"Geez, this hurts like hell!" Vanessa screamed in response.

She kept on squeezing and squeezing for as time stood still with a stop.

"Don't give up on your father!" Doofenshmirtz shouted to her for support.

"You're almost there, Vanessa! Just pull in one more squeeze and we got it!" Monty yelled.

Somehow, his words sparked quite a jolt inside Vanessa's body. She squeezed in for one last time before the unthinkable happened!

"UGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"

With one little scream, came out a baby's cry. A sign of entrance into this little world called Earth.

Moments had passed when the birds kept on chirping, the clouds were clearing up in the sky, and the fresh air flew all across the atmosphere.

Monty and Vanessa, alongside their fathers, were looking at their newly born baby girl. Despite what the doctors all said about the baby not making it, they were plum wrong. Their newly born girl turned out to be healthy as a horse.

"Wow, she isn't as ugly as I thought she'd be..." Dr. Doof smiled at the bundle of joy.

"Congratulations, Monty... you've definitely became a man." Major Monogram said in acceptance.

"Look, Monty... she's smiling." Vanessa whispered to her boyfriend while looking at her daughter with loving eyes, "We're actually parents of our new daughter..."

Monty looked right at her and saw their baby smiling right at her new parents and her new dueling grandpas. She was everything their parents wanted from her. She had hair just like her mother's, eyes like her father's, and completed her appearance with a mother's smile.

"Waaah..." The baby cooed, although it sounded like tears of joy. Monty cried with such pride and joy as he saw his girlfriend Vanessa cradle their baby in her arms.

"Welcome to the world, Emily Rose Monogram..." Monty whispered to her daughter.

He felt proud of he and Vanessa's miracle being born in their eyes, witnessing another moment in the circle of life.

I really have to say that this was the most interesting chapter I've ever thought of.

Next up will be letter E. Until then, stay tuned.