Sheik

A/N:Told ya I'd post three chapters today! I only use Sheik as a different character to spice up my fics:I do know she's really Zelda, and I like Dark Lord Link's idea of her having a physical phobia, so I'm gonna use it as well. He came up with it originally, not me.

Alright, Zelda tells me that Sheik is actually NOT Zelda, and that she only made me believe that because she didn't want Ganon trying to get revenge on her after she came to me... or something like also assists Zelda in battles.

She's Impa's niece and an accomplished warrior, not too far from my level. She HATES touching people, she just can't stand it. She threatened my life once when I gave her a hug from behind at one of Ike's parties(I was fairly tipsy, perhaps even drunk.) but took it back when she turned around and saw it was me.

Did I mention she treats me like a royal? She always tries to help me in Brawls, whether or not I'm on her side, and bows whenever I meet her eyes. From what I can see through her ever-present shawl, she's a very attractive woman, and she treats Zelda like a younger sister. Come to think of it, how old is she?

A/N: I'll probably update this again after I update a few of my more neglected stories. Peach is next.