The ABCs of Montessa
Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz or any character from Phineas and Ferb, including the series. I apologize if some chapters may be a little OOC, but what can I say? It's Montessa I'm doing. (Sorry Ferbnessa fans)
Chapter 9: Ironic
The Steam Noir coffee shop. It was a place where the live music was playing, the aroma of chocolate mocha surrounded the building, and the sweat dripped down on a hard-working barista.
Frankly, there was a female in black, tipping his hands through her fingers. She looked a little patient waiting for her boyfriend to arrive. Hard to believe with her Vampire-Pilgrim-Scuba diver outfit that she was wearing, she was very easy to recognize. Of course, it was to no surprise that she was Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.
After minutes of waiting, her boyfriend Monty Monogram finally arrived. He looked a little panicky today.
"Hey, Vanessa. I'm here. Sorry if I was late. I accidentally slept in because I stayed up all night seeing Carl's vacation pictures." Monty said, shaking the nerves off his body, "I swear, I couldn't go a night seeing Carl streak naked with nothing but chocolate on him."
"It's okay, you got nothing to be ashamed about." Vanessa sighed, chuckling a little. But her face turned very serious.
"Yeah, it's a good thing I need coffee to get that image of a naked Carl out of my head." Monty responded, taking his seat next to his girlfriend.
"You said it..." She replied, taking a sip of the mocha that she ordered. "Look, Monty... you're wondering why I called you out here."
"I've been wondering the same thing." Monty said before he suddenly realized, "Wait a minute. You're breaking up with me, aren't you. Because if it was about that little cheesecake incident, I'm sorry about that. The truth is, I needed to save some for my dad, because we all know he gets a little psycho crazy when he comes near anything that's cheese-"
"No, Monty... it's not that like that." Vanessa sighed, cutting Monty off respectfully, "Look Monty, I like you and all, but I'm not sure about this relationship. I mean, we have fathers who hate each other and I'm not sure if we can face this problem in case if our fathers caught us."
"Vanessa, look..." Monty said, placing her hand around Vanessa's arm, "No matter how many problems we got, I'll try to make it better for us. If our fathers caught us dating, that's their problem. Nothing's gonna stop me from making you feel happy."
Monty's words never got to Vanessa. She felt a little ashamed about the ultimatum that she was gonna throw on the second generation Monogram.
"I don't know if that's true." Vanessa said, turning the other cheek, "You see, what happened to me just this morning... well..."
Monty was trying to get an answer from his girlfriend. He felt a hint of concern in his face.
"What happened? What happened this morning...?" Monty said in a needing manner.
"You see, Monty..." Vanessa paused, bracing for the worst, "You may not believe this, but..."
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"I'm pregnant."
Monty couldn't believe this news and so did the rest of the customers in the coffee shop.
Of all of the most unbelievable news that he'd heard, Vanessa's pregnancy came to him as a shock. After all, they'd had been dating two years and so far, they hadn't committed to marriage yet. They did have sex only one time, because that was the one time that the condom Monty wore broke accidentally!
Should Monty be angry? Would he be proud of Vanessa's news? Or better yet, would he even have the decency to leave Vanessa and ditch town. Monty did have an answer for her. He fell back on his seat...
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His eyes were dizzy in distraught. He wanted to stay unconscious for as long as he wanted.
Vanessa approached him and tried to snap him out of his fainting spell.
"Monty? Didn't you hear the news? I said that I'm pregnant." Vanessa shouted slowly, only that the fainting Monty could hear.
But all she heard was groans. Ones that sounded like the words 'Baby', 'Pregnant', and 'Diapers' in one order. That didn't sound like Monty at all, but that was the reaction Vanessa expected from him.
"Well, that felt a little ironic..." Vanessa said to herself in embarrassment.
Wow. Talk about unexpected, hence the chapter name entitled: "Ironic".
Next up will be the letter J, so expect that coming soon. Peace! (;D)