The ABC's of Montessa
Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz or any character from Phineas and Ferb, including the series. I apologize if some chapters may be OOC, but what can I say? It's Montessa I'm doing.
Chapter 12: Laugh
Tonight was Halloween. The scariest night of the year. The only night were kids come out at night at their scariest, especially teenagers.
Teenagers being out at night on a holiday like this would equally mean trouble. Whenever it's spray painting some neighbor's car, T.P.-ing a neighbor's house, or smashing a mailbox with a hammer, this holiday was nothing but trouble.
But in Monty and Vanessa's case, they decided to have fun in the form of Halloween Party that Phineas and Ferb were holding. And what better way to find costumes than the local Danville Halloween Shop downtown? There was everything a costume-lover could ever dream for. Kids would dress up as a cowboy, mummy, astronaut, alien, politician, or perhaps a nice tasty strip of bacon. But Monty and Vanessa would be caught dead wearing that stuff. Instead, they decided to go the other way.
Vanessa decided to go to the party dressed up as Monty, and Monty was... well, Vanessa had to find out for herself. If only Monty would at least get out of the dressing room.
"C'Mon, Monty... how long are you gonna be in there for?" Vanessa sighed.
"I don't know if this is what I wanna wear, Vanessa..." Monty said, thinking second thoughts.
"Don't pout. It's only gonna be for one night. After the party's over, you won't have to wear it anymore." Vanessa insured him.
"Really?" Monty sighed.
"I totally promise." Vanessa nodded.
Bracing for the worst, Vanessa finally saw her boyfriend step out of the dressing room. And in her eyes, she saw Monty...
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...dress up as Vanessa.
In Monty's mind, he looked real horrible dressed up as his girlfriend. Vanessa's boots were too slim that it was gripping the bases of Monty's feet. The belt he was wearing looked a little tight and he felt so bulky that he could go out looking like Vanessa's ugly twin sister.
Vanessa on the other hand, bit her teeth a little, trying not to laugh at her boyfriend's face. She was struggling and struggling to keep shut, but it was to no avail.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vanessa giggled. Monty looked a little flushed and yet embarrassed. He was turned into a little bit of a priss instead of a man.
"Very funny, Vanessa... can we get going already?" Monty muttered.
"You're right, it's the worst thing I've already seen. You can put it back." Vanessa said through laughter.
"Oh, thank god!" Monty said, rolling his eyes happily that he didn't have to dress as her for the party.
"Although that little dog costume you wear makes you look cute." Vanessa chuckled again.
"On second thought..." Monty paused, "I think I'll be The Scarlet Pimpernel again..."
"Ooooh, that sounds sexy. I dig that..." Vanessa cooed in interest.
Not having anytime to waste, Monty grabbed the entire Scarlet Pimpernel costume in hand and went back to the dressing room.
But he was smiling. Smiling not only because he didn't wanna dress up as Vanessa for Halloween, much to his relief...
...but only because he found Vanessa's laugh sweet and beautiful as it ever could be. Nevertheless, it was music to Monty's ears and it always will be.
Truth is, having Monty dress up in drag is kinda weird in my opinion.
Next letter will be "M", so stay tuned for that! (;D)