Wario

A/N:You guys... really hate bronys... Now I just have to exploit that.

This guy, I really can't stand him. At all. He's fat, lazy, unhygenic, and attacks with his... uh... "broken wind" Call me effeminate if you wish, but thats just gross. Also, he 's a perv. And a creep. And a jerk. And he's constantly ogling Samus (Granted, so am I, But...) He stinks up the whole mansion, eats all the food, and acts like an overgrown Ape. Wait... that might be an insult to Donkey Kong...