Diddy Kong
A/N:Redid this because shitty chappy was shitty.
I hate him. He's honestly my least favorite competitor, and I sincerely hope he drops out of the tournament. He's not even a challenge, he's just annoying. I mean, look, I understand that our rooms are side by side, and it's easy to get confused sometimes, but waking up to a screaming monkey in your room splattering... things on your walls is an experience that would infuriate anyone. I tried to talk Peach into making him clean it, but she said something about not wanting to end up like Pauline and made me clean it myself. Honestly, the things I have to put up with in this place...
But that's nothing compared to what the little bastard did last week. I don't think poor Charizard will ever be the same.
And then there's what he did to Mario's room last week, but at least he smacked him around a bit.
It seems like he's done something or other to everyone at one time or another, and he's one of the less-liked people around here because of it. Granted, painting all of Ganon's armor bright pink was a nice touch, but still, if he and Ganon were in a Brawl with me, and my Ray Gun only had two charges left, I'd shoot Diddy twice, and people would cheer.