Ganondorf
A/N: Huh, I haven't done a chapter on him. Weird.
My old nemesis. We've fought more times than I can remember, and I haven't lost yet. (Well, except for in Brawls, but those don't count.)
I still remember the first time we fought, with him coming back to life after dropping a fucking castle on me, then going all one-winged angel, and growing to the size of the castle we just destroyed, and...
Well, long story short, I stabbed him in the head, and Zelda went all Light beam on him.
And then there was the most recent battle we had, With Midna and I kicking his giant-form's ass again, then Zelda and I chasing the bastard and shooting him with a crapton of Light arrows, and then I finally managed to get the bastard in a stand up fight. Which ended in me stabbing him in the chest wth the Ending Blow my past self may or may not have taught me. (I'm a bit iffy on the details) (Fucking Reincarnation.) Granted, I managed to distract him (with my fishing pole, somehow)
Hell, even my toon self managed to kill him. (Stabbed him in the damned brain, man. That kid really is me.)
Honestly, the guy has to be crazy. Why would he leave the whole group of women that he controlled, just to conquer Hyrule? Hell, I'd have stayed in the desert and...ah... "hung out" at my fortress.
Wait... the desert...
Oh! That's why he was so wary of the fishing rod! He'd never seen one before! For all he knew, it could've been some megaweapon.
I've gotta go rub his face in this.