Nyeh.
Sup? Here's another installment of; You only wear shorts once a week. Unless your me who NEVER wears shorts. Please enjoy, and yeah it's short, but they're supposed to be and also our laptop's still fucked... it works, but it's laggy as hell.
Disclaimer- Any characters used from Homestuck belong to Andrew Hussie, the man who hates his creations!
Bromance (Gamzee x Karkat)
"Bro, bro, bro, " I face planted onto the table, "you awake Bro? " "Yes," lifting my face from the table I looked at him, "what Gamzee?"
I blushed to find he was staring at me, sitting on my bed with a towel around his neck, obviously out of the shower. "G-Gamzee," I blinked, "what do you want? " He shrugged, snaking his arms around my waist and pulling me onto his lap.
I shrieked as I felt cold water drop down my neck, almost falling off the chair. Luckily Gamz had his arms wrapped around me tightly, and leaned back onto the bed to bring me on top of him.
"Gamzee," I hissed as he began to pet my hair, "stop it!" I tensed as his large, warm hands got VERY CLOSE to my horns, and he of course chuckled. "Sensitive there are we motherfucker," I groaned and buried my face into the crook of his neck, "hehehe."
"Shut up you fuckass," I smacked away his hands from my small horns, "I will kill everyone you love if you continue this!" I was about to continue ranting, almost like my dancestor, but was silenced by a shoosh pap.
"You need to chill more motherfucker, sit back and enjoy the world, and maybe slam a faygo once in a motherfucking while..." I inwardly sighed as Gamz went on one of his, motherfucking miracle speeches, and relaxed into his touch as his lazily slurred words filled my mind.
"Shush your face..." I mumbled, turning so I could bury my face into the crook of his neck. It was warm when I was with him, and I would only smile around him usually. The long, lanky arms that wrapped around me felt like a safety zone, like home base in some video games.
I could almost hear the smile on his makeup covered face as he rubbed the base of my horns, dragging purring sounds from me. Gog, I hated the fact that I made those sounds... though Gamzee said he loved them, he said it was cute. Maybe it was, but it certainly wasn't when I then kicked said ass. Figuratively.
"Hey, Karbro," his voice echoed through my thoughts.
"What?"
"Wanna be my motherfucking matespirit?"
Wait, what?! I laid there for a few minutes, trying to determine what was real and not. What if it was a dream, or he was joking? Yeah, a joke, cause nobody could ever love a grouch. Right?
"Hahaha," I nervously chuckled, "you're joking right dude?" I began to blush furiously when he rolled my body over so that we were face to face. "No," I looked away from his eyes, "I ain't motherfucking joking dude."
"Why the fuck would someone love me Gamzee," tears began to prick at my eyes, "you must be stoned or joking... No one loves a grouchy douchemuffin!" The red tears spilled over my eyes and plopped onto his big shirt.
"No one loves Karkat..." I hiccuped as his hand went to under my chin, lifting it so we were face to face. "Don't motherfucking cry," a pair of lips hovered over mine, "I do..."
I felt myself leaning into his kiss, which was warm like him. His intoxicating smell traveled throughout my body, leaving me feeling numb and tired. My lungs ached a little from the lack of air, but I didn't want to pull away.
Sadly, Gamzee was the one to break it, pulling away and running his thumb over my cheek. "You can sleep now babe," I blushed at the choice of words, "I'll be here."
I closed my eyes, wrapping my arms around his body, "By the way, I'm not a babe..."
The last thing I heard was a chuckle and "yeah right".
Eek, GamKar is one of my OTPS. First is DirkxJake, second is DavexJohn, third is SolKat, fourth is EriSol, and then GamKar...
Speaking of EriSol, nsxt oneshot will be about them, yes, you person that gave me an ask. I WILL credit you in that chapter, but here you don't get to be noticed...
HAVE A NICE DAY AND LISTEN TO BOOMDEYADA, THAT SONG IS SO ironic!