*epic music plays*

Yes he's back! Back again! Jak is back! Back again!

*I walk onto a stage, surrounded by conveniently hot girls.*

Me: Awwwwww yeah

Ash: Let's get on with it already!

Dawn: Yeah! It's pearlshipping time!

Serena: What about Amourshipping?

Me: Alright, that's enough self centred egotistical fantasies for now, onto the story!

PS: looked at this chapter again and just got a shitton of code. Sorry guys.

Ash was lying on the ground. Blood poured out of his nose, and a dark red stain marked his shirt. Serena stood over him, crying.

"Ash!" She screamed.

Ash grinned through the pain.

"Serena, I'm fine. It's just a little scratch."

Blood dripped out of Ash's nose and rolled across his cracked lips. He grinned again, a sad, sickening grin.

"I'll be fine, just help me sit up."

Ash tried to sit up but gasped in pain and fell back down.

"We need to get you to a hospital or something." Serena said worriedly

She pulled him up. Ash grit his teeth. He threw his arm around her, in order to support himself.

"Help me walk to Dawns house. It's nearby. Dawn is pretty smart, she can patch me up." Ash said.

Serena nodded grimly. She was incredibly worried about her childhood friend. Every step for Ash was like being cut again. His face hurt like hell, and blood dripped out his nose. He felt like he was gonna puke, or faint. After five minutes of excruciating pain, they got to Dawns house and knocked on the door.

Dawn opened the door and screamed, seeing Ash. She felt like she was going to cry. She rushed forward and grabbed Ash. She supported him over to the couch, where he collapsed.

"Oh my god! What happened?" She said, worry in her voice.

"Gary." said Ash quietly. He lifted his hand, reaching for the bluenette's cheek, and fainted.

Ash awoke a few hours later, feeling tremendously better. He was still on the couch. He sat up and looked around. On either side of him were Dawn and Serena, sleeping peacefully, their arms wrapped around Ash's chest. He smiled. These girls truly cared about him. He felt himself all over, and found that his wounds had been bandaged and cleaned, and his face cleaned up.

Ash got up and went into the kitchen, where he made himself a sandwich. He was starving. He wolfed it down. What time was it anyway? Checking the stove clock, he realized it had been almost three hours since he passed out. He opened the fridge and was about to pour himself some juice when a voice cut across the silence.

"You asshole."

Ash turned around to see a grinning Dawn standing in the doorframe. She walked up to him, slowly, seductively.

"You can't just come into my house and pass out!" She smiled seductively. "You owe me big time, Ash Ketchum."

Dawn leaned in and wrapped her arms around Ash's neck, grinning the whole time. A blush covered her cheeks. Ash blushed like crazy. He was completely shocked at Dawn's actions.

In her mind Dawn was freaking out. 'Oh my god, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!" She blushed crimson at the thought of what she was about to do. She looked at Ash's lips, soft and wet, and she wanted them. Ash was blushing cutely and looked perplexed and embarrassed. 'This is it. Here I go!' Dawn leaned in.

Ash saw Dawn leaning in and panicked. 'Oh my god! Is she gonna kiss me? She's gonna kiss me! Oh shit!'

Ash forgot 'Blush Like an Idiot' and learned 'Stress the Fuck Out'!

"W-what are you doi-hmmf!"

Ash was cut off as Dawns lips crashed into his. Ash, too shocked to respond, did nothing at first. But then he started kissing back slowly. It was soft and innocent. Ash was losing his mind. Dawns lips against his own, so soft, so beautiful... it was a moment he had wanted for so long. The bluenette was equally happy. Suddenly, Ash felt something in his mouth. Was that... Dawn? He opened his eyes.

Ash used 'Stress the Fuck Out'! Dawn used 'Lick'.

Eventually Ash began using tongue as well. They kissed for a while, and then came back up for air. Dawn grinned. She was euphoric. Ash grinned back. Both blushed like crazy, just staring at each other. Then Ash pulled Dawn into a hug. They stood there, in the kitchen, and nothing else mattered, nothing but the moment at hand, nothing but each other... (Teh epic sappy moments bruh)

Ash turned around to see a sniffling Serena behind him.

'Oh fuck...' Was all he could think before she ran out of the house crying.

"Wait!" Shouted Ash. "Serena, no!"

Dawn pulled Ash in for another kiss, but Ash leaned away. As much as he wanted to, as much as he liked Dawn, he needed to find his childhood friend and make sure she was alright. 'Goddammit!' Thought Ash, 'I'm caught in a love triangle.' Then another thought came to him, 'I get all the bitches.'

Ash forgot 'Forever Alone' and learned 'Swagger'!

"Dawn, I feel bad about Serena. I need to go see her."

"No Ashy," replied Dawn, "stay!" She was addicted, and Ash was her drug. She needed him.

She pulled him in close, and Ash did want to stay, but he couldn't.

"No, I can't." He said. He turned and left, to find his childhood friend.

Me: Well, that's it!

Ash: I get all the babes! *Swagger*

Brock: Can I get your autograph, Ash?

Dawn: What the hell are you doing here, Brock?

Serena: Hi Brock!

*blushes*

Serena: Am I a b-babe Ash?

Me: Stay tuned bruh!

Out of curiosity, did you guys like the Pokemon video game references? If you thought they were stupid, I'll take them out, but I thought the were funny. Then again, I'm a total nerd, soooo...

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