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Chapter 5

The first bachelor starts coming into view and I'll admit he's cute with his sandy blonde hair and blue eyes. As he gets closer though, I realize that his hair is just a little too spikey for my liking. He seems to be the type of man that would take longer in front of mirror than I do and right off the bat this guy is turning me off.

He opens his mouth to speak and I try to keep my smile plastered on my face, even though I think it looks more like a grimace. His breath smells like some Georgia highway road kill, an armadillo special or something. And that will be his new nickname, Armadillo Special, though out loud, I'll address him as Mike Newton.

He reaches his hand out for me to shake and at a lame attempt at being a gentleman, grabs my hand and kisses it instead. I'm just hoping it doesn't smell like Mr. Armadillo after he leaves. I'll never snag one of these bachelors' if that's the case.

I realize I've yet to address him. "Sorry, where are my manners? I'm Bella Swan. It's nice to meet you."

"As he drops my hand he tries to creepily gaze into my eyes and say, "Oh no, Miss Swan, the pleasure is all mine. I'm Mike Newton, by the way and you're gorgeous."

I try to smile again, not wanting to ruin the America's sweetheart image this early on, but this guy will be getting cut tonight if I have my way. Let's just hope the producers agree.

He's still standing there staring at me so, I politely encourage him to move along. "So, I'll see you inside in a few minutes."

That got his attention and got him moving backwards into the mansion, his eyes glued to me the whole time.

I'm so ready for Jasper to come back and ask me if I'm ready to meet the next guy. Boy, am I ever. They've got to be better than Armadillo Road Kill, right?

A/N: Yay! I got another one out. I have no idea what time I'll get one out tomorrow. It'll probably be in the morning though.

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