This one is in honour of my sister, who told me today her boyfriend hadn't seen School of Rock, so didn't understand when she sang 'and the legend of the rent was way past due!'. And yet, they're still together. That's love, man, that's love.
'Did you ever see School of Rock?'
'No. But that sounds a lot better than any of the schools we ever went to.'
'I guess. It was a movie, this guy sneaks into this school pretending to be a teacher-'
'And then he ganked a shapeshifter?'
'What? No! You think they make movies about hunters?'
'They should, instead of these pansy ass horrors. I mean, ooh, her head turned around, scary shit! Or-or, she's gone psycho after they covered her in pig blood. Don't get me started on Damien, man. And gore, what is that? You want real gore, go to a freaking morgue!'
'There was a movie about hunters, sort of. A Most Dangerous Game. It's really old, this guy hunted other humans.'
'Humans are messed up, man.'
'Tell me about it. But we still try and save them.'
'Yeah, well, you know how it is, Sammy. You gotta look out for your own. If it's a choice between humans and demons, like hell I'm going to join with the Hell patrol.'
'Hell Patrol sounds like a decent horror.'
'Hell Patrol sounds like one of those poser emo loser bands.'
'Which reminds me, School of Rock.'
'I'd go to a school of rock.'
'The teacher gets all the kids to be his band. They're insane good. He plays a lot of the crap you do too.'
'Did you just call my kind of music insane good?'
'Crap, were we meant to turn right just there?'