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Chapter 18

I'm about to excuse myself from Emmett when I see Jasper walking towards me again. I'm confused for a moment, because he's not supposed to be back until the Peach Ceremony.

I give him a curious gaze and he smiles a reassuring smile for me. I sit back down and let him come to me. Emmett graciously lets me have a moment alone with him.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here so early?" He sits down beside me for a moment, but before he can get his reason out, the owner of the shrill comes bounding out the back patio doors, hollering my name.

Jasper chuckles and I look at him baffled and then back to the visitor with excitement.

The loud clacking of heels and the juggling of large breast and bouncy blonde hair makes their way toward me.

"Well you didn't think I'd let you get through this first night without some help from your favorite cousin did you?"

I jump up and attack her in a fit of giggles. I'm thankful I don't break my neck in these heels on the uneven stones as I bounce up and down hugging Tanya with all of my might.

Yes, I was glad Jasper was here to help me, but I'm even more elated that my cousin can be here. Even if it's just for tonight, I need her now more than ever. She's got a knack for knowing a bullshitter when she sees and hears one. I'm sure there are plenty here tonight that she can't wait to get her claws into.

Things are going to get a lot more interesting with her around. This, no she, will make for good television. America will love to hate her, because she will flirt and then crush these men when they start to give in to her flirtatious advances, all in the name of trying to spare me from a potential broken heart.

The term man eater comes to mind when I think of my gorgeous cousin. I giggle in excitement just thinking about the trouble she's going to stir up with these men.

A/N: So, it wasn't Jacob, though that would be hilarious and I might just have to throw that in there soon. Lol. Thanks so much for reading all!