'So I've been thinking,'
'College boy was thinking? That's news.'
'Funny. I was thinking-'
'Did it hurt?'
'Shut up. I was thinking-'
'Were you just thinking and decided to tell me of this amazing new discovery of yours to think, and then it turns out you had nothing past the revelation that you were thinking and now you're just going to keep telling me that you've been thinking and-'
'I could have had any brother in the world. Any. And yet I had to get you.'
'Was that what you were thinking?'
'You're an ass.'
'Was that what you were thinking?'
'Right now, I'm thinking of the best way to kill you.'
'Huh, join the club. There's a line. Hope you're taking notes, because a lot of the contenders are failing. Bad.'
'Badly.'
'I'd rather pass life than pass grammar.'
'At least, I guess, you knew it was grammar.'
'Was that what you were thinking?'
'Shut up.'
'Sorry. What were you thinking?'
'I can't remember. Jerk.'
'Bitch.'
'Seriously, any brother. Why did it have to be you?'
'Because I'm an awesome brother.'