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So, it seems some of you want an EPOV at some point. I'll be thinking/working on that soon. Thanks for your input.

Chapter 22

I quickly slide open the glass patio doors and stomp my way inside. I never thought when I signed up for this that I'd be breaking up some sort of catfight. The scene in front of me is ridiculous. I can't believe that grown men are acting this way.

I walk over to them and see that Tanya clearly has it under control. What I thought was her screaming was actually Squeaky Jake freaking out over the two men fighting beside him. It seems as if Aro and James are having a battle of ponytail pulling.

It would be hilarious if it weren't my potential suitors involved in a scuffle of long locks tugging and a shrill screamer bringing more attention and drama to the feud. I'm sure America's going to love this and the producers couldn't have asked for more. I'm certain that they are sitting in their chairs watching this on the monitors, pleased as punch for choosing such animated men for the show.

I roll my eyes in annoyance with that thought and I quickly scan for Edward, thankful once more that he is my saving grace in all of this, well for now anyway. I just hope he's all that he seems to be. People can put on facade's for a while, but something tells me he actually is the real deal.

I find him and Emmett easily enough as they are both heading over to get Tanya off of James and James off of Aro. Yeah, Tan's obviously more versed in the ways of breaking up a fight then any of these sissy men here tonight. It's pretty comical watching her in her long flowing dress and gold strappy heels, with her arms locked around the creepy blonde's head in a choke hold, trying to get him to release Aro's dark locks.

At this point, Edward is trying to get Tanya to ease up on him a bit. I mean, the poor guy is turning purple. I want so badly to laugh right now, but I know the cameras are watching my every reaction. There is one on the men, filming the fight and one following me, waiting for me to lose my cool calm composure. Well, it's not gonna happen to this Georgia Peach.

I place my hand over my mouth in feign shock over the situation and keep repeating, "Oh my goodness. Oh gracious me."

I walk over closer to the situation and stand between the men. Emmett now has Aro in one corner and Edward is over talking to Tanya and James in the other.

"Boys, boys, boys! Let's all just settle down a little bit and enjoy the rest of our evening." I turn and smile at all of the men in an attempt to bring a dose of sweetness to the air. It must work, because the men brush off their suites and walk to different sections of the house.

I mentally sigh and mouth a silent "thank you to both Edward and Emmett," before grabbing Tanya's hand and walking us over to a quiet little corner in the house to get a rundown of what just occurred.

She situates her breasts and fluffs her hair once more, though neither are a bit out of place after her heroic efforts in breaking up the scuffle.

I ask her what happened and just as I expected, they got into a pissing match of one upmanship and it escalated to name calling, pushing and then hair pulling. How very girlish of them.

Tanya and I share a little laugh over it as we head off to find different men to talk to, because very soon, I'll be cutting the twenty men down to ten. I'm so thankful that they are letting me cut it in half tonight. I have no desire to keep some of these men around for a second longer.

A/N: Who do you think she should send home and who do you think the producers are going to make her keep?

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