And being a little meta … for all you Destiel fans out there. It's a little tongue-in-cheek ;)
'So, I've been reading these fan stories that people have written since reading Chuck's books-'
'Don't, just don't. I still have nightmares about that one by Becky where we were, you know,'
'Yeah, I tried to forget. Thanks Dean. Anyway, it turns out, since Cas got written into the books, they've decided you don't love me anymore.'
'And that makes you laugh, why?'
'Because now it's Dean-slash-Cas.'
'Gross! How does that even work?'
'I don't know, how did it even work with Anna?'
'Or with Ruby.'
'Okay, Dean? Demons used to be human, angels never were. So that doesn't even work as an argument. I guess it would be like any other g-'
'Don't you freaking dare! Cas? Really? Me and Cas?'
'What is that about you and I, Dean?'
'Oh for the love of … never mind Cas!'
'Oh. I thought you called for me.'
'He did, over and over, he screamed your name.'
'Shut UP Sam.'
'I don't understand, why is this amusing for Sam and upsetting for you?'
'Here, Cas, a little light reading for you.'
'Sam don't give him-'
'Ow, you jerk!-'
'Great, just great. You're going to pollute the mind of an angel with whatever freak shows are in that stack.'
'Suck it up Dean, everyone thinks it happens.'
'I don't understand, why do people believe I wish to fellate you, Dean?'
'Oh, God!'
'Thanks, Sammy, thanks a lot. Ignore it Cas, it's just Sam's stupid fantasies.'
'It seems rather graphic … the pizza man would be impressed by the depth of this depravity.'
'I'm sure he would.'
'You know Dean, there is some beautiful sentiment within these scriptures. And although our relationship isn't quite this physical, I do hope that these prophets at least understand the emotional connection that we have.'
'I really want to zap out now … don't zap me out, Cas!'
'Zap me out. And wipe the seats when you're done.'
'I don't understand your intent, Sam.'