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Chapter 26
I wake up with the sun shining through the windows on my cute little white cottage. The smell of coffee already boiling, wafting through to my bedroom and waking me up further, though I'm all too eager to get up and get going today.
Today is my first one-on-one and it's with my adorable Mr. Gorgeous Greens. The producers and I have such a fun day planned and as if on cue, little Tiny Tyrant, Jane walks in to prepare my hair and makeup for the day. She's a little spitfire for sure with her long bleached blonde hair and ice blue eyes. She looks like the perfect California girl if it weren't for her short pale legs. She's adorable and I can tell she's going to be one of my closest friends throughout this process.
She plops down on my bed and hands me a cup of coffee, smiles and immediately stands back up and turns on my shower. Yeah, she's not good at sitting still and add to that, what I'm sure is two cups of coffee she's already consumed this morning, she's going to be hard to rein in her enthusiastic energy today.
A little over two hours later, I'm waxed, coifed, and looking like an All American Porcelain doll as I ring the doorbell of the mansion. I'm quickly greeted by catcalls and hugs from Mr. Greasy One and Mr. Greasy Two. It seems they are getting along a little better today and maybe Edward or Jasper will give me the deets on what happened last night after I left.
Luckily, I'm saved from the greasy ponytail brothers by my country cutie. And mmm…mmm he looks edible in his fitted flannel pearl snap shirt in a perfect hunter green shade that compliments is eyes. His sleeves rolled up showing his beautiful tanned skin that clearly comes from all of his outside manual labor and not the hours he logs in at the bank. He's paired the flannel with a pair dark denim, tight fitting jeans and finished it off with his brown cowboy boots. I really like seeing this side of him and that he's not hiding a thing from me. This is who he is and I'm already loving every gorgeous inch of him.
Oh heck yeah, we are going to be having some fun today, if that mischievous glint in his eyes and that sexy smirk are any indication.
A/N: Thanks again so much for reading!