FES: Thought I forgot, didn't you? Hell no!

Muse: Yeah, you did.

FES: Okay, but it takes time to come up with original stuff!

Muse: You watched an episode of Criminal Minds and you got ideas!

FES: That's it! *Shoves Muse in closet* ONWARD!

Abby sat on the couch, gazing at the T.V. as Will said something funny. Chris sat with them, explaining what was going on to Abby. She giggled a high pitch laugh, interrupted by Keira running in the room. Bryce stood up, walking over to her mother.

"Mom, what happened?" Bryce asked, helping her mom sit down on the couch. She noted her mom stuttering like no tomorrow.

"They have him! Y-your father is gone!" Keira cried. Bryce's blue eyes widened, fear grew over her senses.

"Calm down!" Chris yelled. Suddenly, Abby said something that shocked both Keira and Bryce.

"Why is daddy on T.V.?"

Keira and Bryce looked at the T.V. and Jak was indeed on the T.V. He was passed out and tried to a chair with a rope. His hair was covering his face, save for his mouth. His head hung. A figure behind him moved and put his hand on Jak's shoulder. Then, Keira's house phone rang.

"It has rung." Chris said, lowering her voice to make it sound scary. Keira picked it up and looked at her daughters and sister-not-really-in-law-but-is-the-aunt-of-her-daughters.

"H-hello?" Keira said. She looked at the T.V. for movement.

"Hello, Keira." An extremely low voice said. "Your boyfriend is very ... strong." As he said this, he wiped Jak's hair away with a gun. On his face, bruises and scratches covered his face. There was a scar went from this forehead to his jaw.

"Leave him alone!" Keira yelled, closing her eyes to block the vision in front of her. Chris took the phone from Keira, cupping her hand around the part of the phone you speak into.

"Listen you, I have a good, hard METAL bat so I'd think twice to hurt him because one moment you'll see me coming at you and the next you'll see a bright light, but that's Keira recording than you'll see fire and you'll be stuck in Hell!" Chris threatened. She passed the phone back to Keira. "I think I scared him a tiny bit."

"You'll treat me with respect!" He yelled. He hit Jak in the face with the gun. Blood splattered on the floor. Jak groaned in pain as his nose bled. Keira flinched as she say the scene through her fingers.

Abby grabbed the phone out of Keira's hands. She pressed it against her ear. "Let daddy go! Or I'll ... I'll call you 'icky'!" Abby said. Chris looked at Keira.

"Terrifying." She said sarcastically. On the T.V., the figure left, leaving Jak alone for a minute and then, it came back.

"Now, I'll give you Jak if you go out with me." The figure said. Chris narrowed her eyes, that sounds familiar.

"Erol?" She asked. The figure hung up and the screen became Will and Grace again. Keira started to sob in her hands.

"What am I going to do?" Keira sobbed. Chris stood up, tall.

"Hey! That's quitter talk! Look, I've seen Jak take on worst than this. Jak will be THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR! We'll find him! Even if it will take years! Even if we have to go through goverment papers-!" Chris was cut off.

"Or we can type in the address from the sticky note he left into the GPS and find him." Bryce said. Chris sat down again.

"Third time my speeches failed." Chris muttered. Abby walked up to her as the others got ready.

"Auntie, what does 'Bastard' mean?" Abby asked.

FES: I don't want to write anymore!

Muse: Lazy.

FES: Shut up! Anyway, here's chapter something. I'm honestly happy I've finished this. Now I can bust my ass into writing Happy Birthday. NOO!

Muse: I feel bad for JKA.

FES: Weren't you n the closet?

Muse: Liana let me out.

FES: CURSE YOU BABY SISTER! Wait, she can't even reach the handle.