FES: What? Two chapters in a DAY? I'm SO spoiling you!

Fanfiction God: *Booming voice* Spoiling? You owe them!

Frankie: *snickers* Hehe! I just pulled a prank on Jak! (God of pranking)

FES: What prank?

Jak: The pie one. *wipes pie off face*

Yuri: You poor child! *hug him*

Mary Sue: NO! JAK IS MINE! (This is the god of Mary Sues, duh!)

Yuri: Back off, girlfriend! (In case you don't know, Yuri is the god of gay and is a guy)

Muse: Back to the chapter ...

"Auntie Chris? Are you sure that we're going the right way?"

Chris, who was holding the map, turned to face her youngest niece in the eyes. She rolled up her map, sticking it in her back pocket. You see, after Bryce discovered the address on the sticky note, the four of them took off while in their PJ's to look for Jak around the dim lighted city in the rain. Sadly, Chris was holding the paper in her numb fingers when the wind carried it off. The whole time, Chris was 'guiding' them with her terrible sense of direction (Chris: Hey!) and the map.

"Of course we are! I mean, rainbows, bars, travel agents ... yup, we're in gaytopia!" Chris announced, placing her hands on her hips while looking around the crazy place. You could say Chris was pretty chippy - having being dresses as an old detective - about the whole thing, but in reality, she was just high on watching too much criminal shows. She suddenly reached out of her satchel and took out a blue colored light in a small flashlight. She got on her hands and knees, flashing the small light on the streets.

"What are you doing?" Keira asked, obviously angry at her sorta-but-not-really-because-Jak-didn't-marry-her-out-of-wimpiness-sister-in-law.

Chris looked up at Keira from her awkward position. "You must be familiar with this pose, right Keira?" Chris chuckled. Chris then felt her neck get stepped on by a heel, making her look down. The pain! The pain! Geez, what's her problem?, She though as she looked down at the floor while grunting in protest.

"You were saying?" Keira retorted, making Chris go lower to kiss the street. Chris rolled out of her heels, working ten feet away from Keira and the girls. She smiled and started waving while shouting, "I'll just work over here for a while!"

Keira nodded once, then turned to Bryce, who was looking toward the water at the port, her blonde/green hair flying in the wind. "You know, I've never been so scared in my life ..."

Keira sighed, walking over to her oldest daughter. Bryce looked up at her in silent pain. This was not what Keira wanted at all. If only she was more patient with him, she would have gone alone and now they'd be sitting in a big couch like a family ... with Chris actually sitting with them. "Bryce," she said, "I know this is rough but look at Sherlock Holmes over there. She'll find ... um ... whatever she's looking for and we'll find him."

Bryce narrowed her blue eyes. "How do you know? Dad was probably trying to protect you! Why can't you accept him for who he is? Why do you insist that he's not part of this family?"

"Bryce, listen-"

"No! I'm done listening to you! You just reject him! You don't love him! Why? Why is it so hard for-"

"Because he's different!" Keira snapped.

Bryce's eyes grew in shock to this news. Different. Bryce remembers those same word spoken.

When Jak first found Keira again, she was arguing with him, telling him that he's different. What Keira didn't know was that little two-year-old Bryce was standing next to a zoomer while hugging a teddy bear in her little arms.

Bryce shooked her head, stepping away from her mother. "You ... you think that we're a normal family? Well guess what, we're not. We're different and that's who we are."

Keira was about to speak about Bryce's behavior when Chris suddenly screamed, "I found it! ... Oh wait, it was only water ..."

Abby sat there next to Chris as her sister and mother talked between them. She turned to see her only aunt crawl around the floor with a pair of yellow colored sunglasses were placed on her head while holding the flashlight in hand. "What are you doing?"

Chris huffed and sat up. "I'm looking for blood. Keira said that when they punched Jak, blood splattered and I think that the blood would have over filled and was leaking out of the van," Chris said, looking at Abby.

"You're weird."

"Thanks, I guess."

Chris looked back and found neon blue spots on the floor. She gasped as she turned to wave to Keira and Bryce. "Guys! We have a lead!" Then Chris turned to Abby with crossed arms.

"Who's the weirdo now?"

"You."

"Go figure."

FES: MY FINGERS! I hope you're happy! Two chapters in a day! Take THAT Frankie! I believe it was twenty bucks if I added the blood part!

Gods/Goddesses: Fine! *Gives FES money*

FES: You too, Fanfiction God!

Fanfiction God: *Booming voice* Oh well, a bet is a bet. *hands money*

Muse: *Shocked* Wha ...? You just took money from the Fanfiction God! Have you no shame?

FES: Muse my buddy, I still bowed! Anyway, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO REVIEW! ... Please?