And in honour of tonight's episode (though I won't see it until the morning, because as much as I love the boys, I can't stay up until 2am once a week) … I actually really like these guys, not because the characters are likeable, but for the comedy gold of Sam and Dean trying to cope with them. I actually think Sam and Dean look at them the way Death described Dean at that pizzeria in Chicago. Paramecium with attitude.
'Of all the people you could decide to pick up on a hitch-hike, Sammy.'
'We're not exactly happy that it had to be you two, out of everyone who could pick us up. Three-hundred and sixty million Americans, and we get you. And you.'
'So, how's the um, the ghost hunting going?'
'Oh, it's going. We're this close to getting sponsors for Ghostfacers.'
'We're in talks for Network.'
'Network. Huh. So you'll be like the Jackass of the ghost-hunting world?'
'We're so much better than that, Dean. We could go global! The world needs a show about two guys who go out and destroy ghosts. And we are those guys.'
'Ed, Harry, don't ever change.'
'You're just jealous, we'll get Network, and you'll never be on our guest lists at parties.'
'You'll talk to your kids about us "Sammy junior, Deany junior, Daddy knew the ghost-facers one time" and we'll be like, oh, Sam and Dean who?'
'Is there an interstate we can throw these two out on?'
'I don't know Dean, if we do that, how would we ever get on the guest lists? We're in the presence of greatness.'
'I know you're mocking us, Sam. Just you wait.'