Oh, document manager's playing up again! Spur-of-the-moment time again!

'Sam.'

'Sam.'

'Sammy.'

'SAMMY!'

'You are so faking being asleep right now.'

'Sam wears women's clothes.'

'Sam loves Catsuit Tuesdays.'

'Sam loves salad so much, he'd wash in spinach.'

'Sam smells.'

'Sam has repressed feelings for Castiel and he projects onto Dean all the time because he's jealous of their "special bond".'

'Sam needs a haircut.'

'Crowley's right, Sam's a moose. Moose Boy. Moose Man. Moosey-moosey-moosey.'

'Sam's a girl.'

'Sam's not as smart as he thinks he is.'

'Sam needs Dean soooooo much.'

'Sam-'

'Mmmm? Did you say something Dean?'

'Nah man, you're good, go back to sleep.'