Why not do a weechester one? Please r&r, because I think I'm funny, but I could be wrong. Oh so wrong ...
'Come on Dean, how many times do you have to learn it?'
'I've learned it already.'
'Shut up Sam.'
'Yeah, Sam, stop brown-nosing Dad. Okay, hello, I'm Dean, I'm agent Neo's apprentice.'
'Dammit Dean! If you can't take this seriously-'
'I'm trying Dad, okay?'
'"Hello, I'm Dean. I've been asked to accompany the officer on his investigation as per my training for the FBI. I have the authority to be here." Come on Dean, how hard is it?'
'Sammy, butt out, this is hard enough for Dean as it is. It's not like you can come, your voice hasn't even broken yet.'
'It has!'
'You're still a shrimp.'
'Dean, you're not helping either. Look, when we get to town, we are going to need to look professional. Sam, you're to stay in the motel room, lay salt, and keep your gun on you. Only open the door when you hear the knock. Understood?'
'Yes Dad.'
'Don't pout like that.'
'I'm not. I mean, I like that I get the chance to study in peace, but you're always leaving me out.'
'Sam, I am not about to try and con the police into thinking I have a fourteen-year-old apprentice. No one would buy that you got work experience with the FBI. But Dean's a man now, he's fully capable. And you will learn your lines, boy.'
'Yes, sir.'
'Good, let me hear you now. And not a peep out of you Sammy-I saw that!'
'Hello, I'm Dean, I've been asked to accompany the officer on his investigation ...'