Hey, sorry it's been so long, I've been caught up in my other fics, be sure to check them out please, as promised this has more of the Clovers but also the sexy Cullen's, enjoy my friends xxxxxx

Chapter 8.

Esme's POV.

This house is so boring! I thought to myself, I'd cleaned and spruced up the place at human speed too while everyone was asleep yet I was still bored, I just lay in my bed wishing that Carlisle would suddenly appear.

The kids even woke up with no problem!

I made eggs for their breakfast.

"What are you doing?" Cameron snapped at me.

"Making eggs?" I asked, confused.

"No no no!" He sighed. "Millie makes porridge for breakfast."

"So I have to throw all of this away?" I gestured to all the food I had made.

"No, I will have that." He snatched the plate.

I sighed and set to work on the porridge, sneaking a sprinkle of sugar in each bowl so it would be a tad nicer for the kids.

They seemed to enjoy it.

"Right, come on, Church time." Cameron got out of his chair and belched. EW.

I noticed that everyone had Sunday best on, I supposed I would do. I had a pale creamy knee length dress on with black tights and black flats. I had my hair wavy down my back and had some silver jewellery on.

I had to sit in the front of the car next to Cameron, he actually stank of alcohol and B.O. if I was human I would have thrown up.

Finally we arrived. The church was small and very cramped. We all bustled in.

It reminded me of being a little girl, sitting in the church again.

"Hello, as most of you know I'm Father Mogern, welcome to the house of God." The old Priest said into a microphone. I found that comical, they used to have to yell to be heard.

"Today we are talking about Goliath and David…." He droned on and on.

I focused on other things such as listening to the birds outside or someone's I-pod that was playing really low.

Soon enough it was over and we went back to the house.

"You take the children home, I'm going playing golf." Cameron ordered.

I sighed and drove the kids home.

They said that they had to do their homework and read the Bible until dinner.

I couldn't wait until next week, my! Were things going to change.

Edward's POV.

Millie stormed off to get her breakfast while we all laughed, the camera men were snickering too.

"We get to torture the cow today!" Emmett jumped up and down excitedly.

"Emmett language." Carlisle half-heartedly warned.

"Sorry Dad, just excited is all."

"You have no idea how ridiculous that makes you sound, do you?" Bella snickered at him.

"You have no idea how ridiculous that makes you sound, do you?" He mimicked in a squeaky voice.

"And that."

"And that." They carried on.

Poor kids, God being adopted! That would be awful, Carlisle seems like a pretty cool guy though. That cow though! She deserves torturing, I wonder what they'll do.

A camera man thought.

A scream erupted from the kitchen, I couldn't hear her thoughts properly, they were clouded by her outrage. She looked really pissed. Emmett started to sing the llama song in Arabic in his head. He'd done something.

"Who did it?" Millie screeched.

"Did what?" Em asked sweetly, slightly smirking.

"Oh, it was you wasn't it?" She moved closer towards him, pointing her finger at him.

"What did I do?" He asked.

"You. Put. Bugs. In . My . Food." She yelled.

Silence, then everyone burst out laughing, apart from Millie of course.

"Well, yes. That was me." Emmett was in hysterics on the floor, with Jasper, Alice and Nessie.

I was close to joining them, God did I love my brother sometimes.

"Let us make it up to….you." He guffawed. "We'll take you somewhere." He said between laughs.

"Fine." She huffed. She was pissed.

Millie's POV.

I was on the war path! Emmett had put bugs in my food. Well in the cereal box and in the milk. I couldn't believe I didn't notice them until a worm nearly went in my mouth! I'm going to kill him. I thought. Carlisle hadn't done anything though, he just laughed with the rest of them, at MY expense!

I hated them. I hated them all!

Sort of short I know! But I don't have much time to do this stuff 'cos I have to revise for GCSE'S and crap like that, so I will update soon. Keep reviewing please!

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